Monday, 21 May 2012

QPR's Kieron Dyer Signs New Contract In A&E Department

You really couldn't write it. Another summer, another contract for Kieron Dyer.  The former West Ham star turn of the treatment room has been in intensive training for the last month, ready for signing the contract, practising holding the sterilised pen whilst enclosed in a hermathetically sealed protective bubble. Cometh the hour cometh the man. With another year's salary as the incentive, Kieron carefully picked up the germ free pen, and with an emergency medical team standing at the ready, made his £ sign signature on the page.

Dyer is now looking forward to another year of pre-season friendlies and the possibility of another seven or so minutes of real game time once the season starts for proper - providing he doesn't come within a hundred yards of Joey Barton in training!
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7 comments:

  1. Anonymous21 May 2012 at 20:39

    This man deserves an award. I dont understand how he deceives teams year after year. Clearly the smartest man in football. Xavi move over dyer number one in my books in regards to vision.

    Us HF

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  2. Anonymous21 May 2012 at 21:19

    shame we we won't be playing in the prem next year. terrible owner overrated manager overpaid play-..... oh yeah, we stayed up. physic hf does it again.....

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  3. Hammersfan21 May 2012 at 21:42

    So quote where I said you would be relegated. I said you would STRUGGLE to avoid the drop. Was I right?

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  4. Anonymous21 May 2012 at 22:13

    haha! you usually talk complete bollocks but occasionally i agree with you and this is one of those times!

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  5. Anonymous22 May 2012 at 11:26

    I am not sure if this is one of your wind ups or not? Surely this guy's playing days at the top level MUST be over - someone once told me he has received about £250K for each game he had paid over the last four years or so? Why would anyone give a contract to him when he has a worse medical history of all time? No - I am sure you are just pulling our legs again. Nice one.

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  6. Hammersfan22 May 2012 at 12:06

    No pulling of legs here. It's true. Anyway, if this was a leg pull, Dyer's would come off!

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  7. Anonymous22 May 2012 at 18:56

    Kieron Dyer - how does he do that ?
    I don't know, but it generally takes a couple of seasons to suss out that he's never going to play anwhere near his form of what, 8 or 9 years ago ?

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