Saturday, 9 June 2012

Official - Leeds Unted Can't Organise a Pi$$ Up in a Brewery

Old Peacock in Leeds picture
Never mind that Master Bates has been successfully sued for harassment by a former director, Melvyn Levi. Never mind that there is increasing speculation that recently appointed manager Neil Warnock will walk away from the job before the new season kicks off. Never mind that transfer targets have been missed for the sake of half a million quid. Never mind that captain Snake In The Grass is refusing to sign a new contract and wants out. Never mind that the Leeds United Supporters Trust have issued a statement suggesting that the players are in revolt. And never mind that talk of a take over has gone very quiet and has been downgraded to a new sponsorship deal in the local press.

Nope, what is really dismaying Leeds fans, apparently, is the closure of The Peacock pub in Elland Road, a public house run by the fans for the fans. All of which goes to prove that they really can't organise a piss up in a brewery in Leeds!

35 comments:

  1. I like these articles you put up,it gives something different than leeds fans view points, dunno why everyone moans about you pal. keep it up buddy:)

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  2. Hahaha I love how you still continue to talk about Leeds mate! You sure you're a west ham fan... looks like you know more facts about Leeds then anyone else buddy! Must be hard to admit that Leeds are a much bigger club, but i guess your heart lies where it lies ey? Hahahaaa dont worry pal, us Leeds fan are hear for you hahaha

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  3. Really, neither can West Ham. Your pubs are shit :)

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  4. Go sniff your old ma's pants you cockney prick

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  5. You have something akin to Penis envy when it comes to Leeds..go on, admit it!!

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  6. Hahahaa I love seeing these articles about leeds. You sure you're a hammers fan? you seem to know more about leeds then any other team.. but i guess your heart lies where it lies hahaha don't worry, we won't tell the hammers fans pal.. Us leeds fan are here for you hahaha

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  7. West Ham fan here, really getting sick of reading about Leeds.

    You're obsessed.

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  8. Get a life u low life peace of whu baba...we all know leeds r a bigger team than u cockney bums.... if u wanna comment on leeds stuff ure wearing the wrong shirt... speculatin on crap that happens in the paper.... if u know about the takeova n warnock walking u must be mystic meg... If warnock is gunna go believe me we would have known now... He no director bumber like the management u lot have.. concentrate on ur own club n get a life... ponse.. mot

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  9. Haha,Leeds are much bigger than West Ham,suppose they are bigger than Man United as well

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    1. you're comparing West Ham to Man U, you really are deluded! ha ha ha

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  10. Calm down, calm down, it's only a pub that's closing, not the local benefit office!

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  11. I know but where can we spend our benefits now :)

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  12. local benefit office?? where does this apparent 'leeds fans pay for their tickets with their benefits' come from?? Leeds is a huge financial centre and the tickets are amongst the highest in the entire country - doubt the paupers are the ones attending. Your envy of us is very strange, things really that boring at little old west ham you have nothing else to comment on? Pity, how the mighty "world cup winners" have fallen, having to focus on a club a league below for something interesting to talk about

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  13. LOL Very good 1407. That's the spirit! Too much anger in the world. People need a chill pill!

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  14. You must admit West ham Fans, This blogger does talk a hell of a lot about Leeds. I didn't realise we were that famous down in cockney land. :) Underneath it all, I think he has a soft spot for us.

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  15. So a hammers fan comes on here and basically calls us all benefit bums.. Looks like the only bum here, is the bloke sat at home on his computer all day, calling himself a west ham fan, but actually looking on every leeds website to find information.. anyone agree on that?

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  16. Leeds fan here, Chill out guys, the geezer is having a bit of a banter. I for one enjoy your posts, keep them coming. I welcome anybody who is spending more time in all thing Leeds than his own club.

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  17. West ham fan? Come on, just admit it, you love the mighty whitessss! bigger club, and soon to be better

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  18. Funny thing is that Leeds don't own the pub :L
    Do your research first.

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  19. Funny thing is that Leeds don't own the pub :L
    Do your research first.

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  20. I'm slowly growing to find the funny side of your articles. I didn't think many 'closet' whites existed in our current state , but I was obviously wrong. you can borrow my season ticket for a game our two if you want ha ha

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  21. Boring, boring, bori....

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  22. I remember a few years ago a Swansea fan found that writing about Leeds meant that, via the wonder of NewsNow, their hit count went through the roof. He was annoying, just like you, and kept writing shit, barely legible articles.

    I suppose you are worse though, as at least Swansea are a big club.

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  23. Are you Adrian Durham?

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  24. 2246, no you don't have to be on Talk Bollocks to talk bollocks!

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  25. I'm a LUFC fan - 20 year season ticket holder.

    I like your articles. They are largely accurate with a tinge of humour. Good stuff!

    We (lufc) ARE a mess!

    Our esteemed chairman was described by the judge as "chilling" in his harrassment of Levi and his behaviour will be "criminal" if he continues it, according to the judge.

    BATES OUT!

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  26. I really want to know what your hit count is from writing about leeds. For some reason I can't stop myself from clicking on your link from newsnow :(

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  27. Cheers 0726.

    The hit count is high 0927, which is either tribute to the huge fan base of Leeds. I am convinved that, over time, you guys will develop a loving hatred of me. I adopted QPR last season as my Prem team and the gRRRs as I call them were obliged, over time, to admit a grudging respect. I will follow Leeds's fortunes closely next season so will speak from an informed position. Admit it, I'm not just firing from the hip, I research first. I think you will find that I was the first to call an early departure of Warnock. I've seen a number of other articles suggesting that might happen subsequently. I also put a very big question mark over the buy out right from the start, suggesting it was a smoke screen. I may be wrong, but if I'm right I trust you guys will admit it.

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  28. Can't work out if the author loves or hates Leeds! I suppose when your own team aren't even in the top 5 teams in their city there's often not an lot to talk about.

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  29. There are more West Ham threads than Leeds threads 1057. Check out the history panel on the right!

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  30. your blogs are forever about leeds?if i was a west ham fan and was subscribed to your blog i would be pissed off about forver reading about leeds?every 2-3 days you come up with something about leeds,most of shit!like warnock ready to walk?get a grip mate,he's manerging one if not the biggest club in the championship?so what we might not have money to spend but at least we got passion about our club,it seems to me that you have a bit off passion for leeds to,after all you re-search about them everyday,you go to sleep thinking about posting stuff about leeds,you wake up and think about posting something about leeds?therefore you are forever thinking about leeds instead of west ham,your not a cockney at all,your just to afraid to admit that your just smaller than leeds in every single way aprt from 1 thing,your in the premier league?and what?you were tipped to go up as champions,especially when fat sam got appointed as manager,and especially with the current squad you had and the additonal transfers,green?premier league goal keeper,england no2,tomkins?premier league player,nolan,lansbury,noble,cole,maynard,vaz te, all premier league players?and you finnished 3rd behind saints and reading,talking about reading,they were 13th at one point when you were on top!and you just scraped past blackpool in the final,so before you go slaggin off leeds for not having money and having a shit owner,look at your club,who's owners spent 10-15 million on your squad and could only manage 3rd place tut tut,no wonder why you talk about us all the time....

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  31. Honestly, some of you Leeds guys need to grow up! Writing a thread every day or two about Leeds does not mean I think about you noon, night and day. How many threads are there about West Ham? They don't show up on your News Now board dunderheads. Your idea of a riposte is woeful. Personal insults and desperate attempts to make Leeds sound better than West Ham do not, in any way, get under my skin in the same way as I am apparently getting under yours. Just ride the joke in the case of this thread or address the arguments in the case of the serious ones. At the momement, 95% of the replies from Leeds fans read as if they were written by poorly educated twelve year olds!

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