The crazy world of Smoking Slaven's West Ham Wonders!
Monday, 25 June 2012
Open Season for former Leeds & West Ham Midfielder
Bloody hell, Lee Bowyer is attempting to qualify for the British Open. Haven't they heard about Bellamy? Who the hell let Bowyer near a set of golf clubs? Please God there isn't an Asian in the field!
i see Gerry Anderson is still pulling your strings after all these years, 1st series 1965 wasn't it? guess that makes you around 60+ years old, isn't it time you grew up? As i recall Bowyer used tables and chairs at West Ham and Charlton, just hands head and feet at Leeds; i think all mankind should be worried if anyone lets him near a golf club, the little shitehawk should have been put away for life.
Well by saying "Please God there isn't an Asian in the field!" one would assume you are raising the point with God that there are no aforementioned Asians in said field and that as such you are requesting some intervention on his part in order that an Asian may materialize in due course. In order to clarify your intended point (providing the previous was NOT your intended point) I would suggest the addition of a couple of words to avoid further confusion on your readers part. I will leave the choice of supplementary wording to you and will be looking forward to your decision.
This just shows your further ignorance of the English language then you wet spammer!
Either that or you are definitely being racist and should publicly apologise to any Asians who have actually seen your misguided comments. Considering the ethnic mixture around Wet Spam, you are certainly going to upset many people if this is the case.
You should at least put a question mark on the end of the sentance if nothing else....
... but what would I know, I'm only a Leeds United supporter.
Oh, by the way, any chance of a Wet Spam article being posted here, it would make a delightful change to your non stop love of all things Leeds United - we have our OWN sites to cater for that - or maybe you'd like to add your comments on one of them instead?
... I'm also sure that you don't really need an exclamation mark after the word God, I believe that's akin to blasphemy, so now you are trying to upset the Christians among us too?
Mmm has this turned into a take p1ss out of the mug that writes this ?..hope the lemons Chinas are reading they Will be having a good old bubble at the donut.
Oh my god!!!! You've mentioned WEST HAM!!! But ofcourse Leeds is involved in it too.. Although quite comical this time for once
ReplyDeleteMore totally irrelevant crap hooked onto a Leeds United headline to draw attention to the Wet Spam idiot, then.......
ReplyDeleteThats racist you middle aged loner
ReplyDeletei see Gerry Anderson is still pulling your strings after all these years, 1st series 1965 wasn't it? guess that makes you around 60+ years old, isn't it time you grew up?
ReplyDeleteAs i recall Bowyer used tables and chairs at West Ham and Charlton, just hands head and feet at Leeds; i think all mankind should be worried if anyone lets him near a golf club, the little shitehawk should have been put away for life.
Dick!!!!
ReplyDeleteYou love it
ReplyDeleteThis article could do with an extra word or two, you know, to comply with the rules of English grammar. Have another proof read and try again.
ReplyDeleteAnd what words would you like to see added?
ReplyDeleteWell by saying "Please God there isn't an Asian in the field!" one would assume you are raising the point with God that there are no aforementioned Asians in said field and that as such you are requesting some intervention on his part in order that an Asian may materialize in due course. In order to clarify your intended point (providing the previous was NOT your intended point) I would suggest the addition of a couple of words to avoid further confusion on your readers part. I will leave the choice of supplementary wording to you and will be looking forward to your decision.
ReplyDeleteyour an embarrasment to west ham.time for you to give it a rest.you aint funny.
ReplyDelete'Please God don't let there be an Asian in the field' would have been a bit better. It was pedantic to call him up on it though.
ReplyDeleteDear God! I'm not sure I understand the point. "Please God there isn't an Asian in the field" makes absolute sense to me.
ReplyDelete"Please God there isn't an Asian in the field"
ReplyDeleteThis just shows your further ignorance of the English language then you wet spammer!
Either that or you are definitely being racist and should publicly apologise to any Asians who have actually seen your misguided comments. Considering the ethnic mixture around Wet Spam, you are certainly going to upset many people if this is the case.
You should at least put a question mark on the end of the sentance if nothing else....
... but what would I know, I'm only a Leeds United supporter.
Oh, by the way, any chance of a Wet Spam article being posted here, it would make a delightful change to your non stop love of all things Leeds United - we have our OWN sites to cater for that - or maybe you'd like to add your comments on one of them instead?
No, I didn't thinks so, you are all mouth.......
"Dear God! I'm not sure I understand the point."
ReplyDeleteOoops, there we go again, no question mark......
... I'm also sure that you don't really need an exclamation mark after the word God, I believe that's akin to blasphemy, so now you are trying to upset the Christians among us too?
Mmm has this turned into a take p1ss out of the mug that writes this ?..hope the lemons Chinas are reading they Will be having a good old bubble at the donut.
ReplyDelete"Mmm has this turned into a take p1ss out of the mug that writes this ?.."
ReplyDeleteNah, he's doing a good job of that all by himself......