West Ham Want Tevez

Unfortunately, as with Clarence Seedorf, the club will not be following up on interest in Tevez due to the Argentinian's excessive wage demands and concerns that the guy is, at the end of the day, a bit of a cnut.

"No, we are not going for Tevez despite being linked to him," a West Ham source - Reg in Queens Market - told ESPN. "The club are concerned about his personal problems considering that he is a bit of a cnut, and despite the personality worries he still wants between £260k and £270k a week."