Monday, 6 August 2012

Skid Marks In Leeds!

So the Whites have "re-signed" the very aptly named Michael Sh*t Brown. In his prime the guy was a crude hatchet man; at 35, he is a crude has been hatchet man!

All those billions in the take over pipe line and Leeds are still scraping the bottom of the toilet pan!

The image of Warnock peeling off his white Calvin Kleins to reveal thick brown tram lines seems the perfect metaphor to sum up what is happening at Elland Road at the moment! Never mind dirty, dirty Leeds, sh*tty, sh*tty Leeds may be the new moniker with Brown in the team!

Much more of this and there will surely be a dirty protest at Elland Road! Yet amazingly, according to the heads up the backside brigade, Brown was one of Leeds' best players under Warnock last season, which I am willing to believe. What does that say about the rest though?

98 comments:

  1. is that your dad after you bummed him?

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  2. Is that what passes for Saturday night entertainment in Leeds? Idea would never have occured to me!

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    1. Whats up cock ney.....granny not have tea ready little man ? Aww poor little soldier.big kiss.X

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  3. you couldnt even attract donkey Carroll

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  4. This summer is the calm before the storm

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  5. Shame you were able to capture Fowler wasn't it?

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    1. Wheres the regular guy Queenie ?

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    2. Fowler had a better goal to game ratio at Leeds than any club he played for dickhead

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  6. Can't wait till the mighty hammers (not) don't get off the bottom of the premier league put a hole in the wooden spoon and you can blow bubbles out of it

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  7. Terrible comeback an attempt at humour.
    Did you watch the Reading vs Leeds game? Brown stamped his authority, quite literally. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39iYyvba0r8

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  8. You are just a complete knob mate!!

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  9. Looks like West hams prospect of staying up has got everyone laughing so much their shittin themselves

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  10. Crude individual. Grow up and talk up your own team's inability to attract any decent players.

    Can't even agree a loan deal for the biggest flop of last season!

    Clearly demonstrates you are already punching above your weight in the PL.

    Look forward to yoyo hammers hammers back in the Championship next year.....where you belong!!

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  11. Now Now let's stop all this nonsense Boys!!
    This is a shout to all the White fans: do not rise to the bait. The results will do the talking. Watched the whites at Preston on Saturday . Looked good. Fingers crossd for a good season. MOT !!!

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  12. Your getting a bit petulant now aren't you, and just the other day you wrote all that bull💩 about why you latch on to other clubs, are you bi polar ?

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  13. mate your comments are fun to read, but do we really need all the bear baiting from either side.just have a normal discussion. as for brown, when warnock came in he started to perform really well.
    probably one of our betterr players toward end of year.

    joe leeds

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  14. you make out you are intelligent and thoughtful......turns out you are a idiotic scatologist with acute separation anxiety

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  15. Fowler was good u dim wit that just shows y ur a west ham fan dick head

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  16. why dont you just focus on the irons i just dont understan the obsession with us i really dont we couldnt give a monkeys whats happening at west ham or a matter of fact any other club

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  17. shame he scored against you.

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  18. 3 weak posts to try and hide the crass Olympic bus comment of earlier?

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  19. That's a fat cockney arse if I ever saw one!

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  20. you really are one of the biggest twats on the internet, quite some feat!

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  21. After watching Leeds for over 50 years I find this garbage of a web site shows up the publisher in his true form. A poor example of a supporter of our great game. He obviously has little importance of his own team and attempts to provide a source of fun by spending his time talking about another club. I take it he has little interest in his own club which describes his attitude to being a true supporter. By continuing to provide a poor web site identifies

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  22. With respect, Whitemallard, instead of watching Leeds you should have gone to school!

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    1. Thats your fat arse bent over chattin shit bubbles you need to learn some manners old lad

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    2. So speaks Bamber Gasgoigne! With respect of course.

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    3. This is not the usual pearly Spencer lads....

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    4. Listen stop causing trouble.... We as Leeds fans are happy with Neil's signings and I think we can safely say he knows more about the players we have than you do. I'm not going to entertain you with derogatory comments about your team because it's unfair to your decent fans. Just leave us alone and if you are right about our team at the end of this season then fair play but for god sake give us a chance
      Lee
      M.O.T

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    5. That's the problem mate, he probably did go to school, in Leeds

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  23. What the f-ck are you talking about you w&nker last blog you wrote you was telling people you just report facts your a f-ckink cockney dick head childish crap like this shit just shows what a prat you are every body outside london thinks cockney's are w&nkers this blog goes a long way to prove them right knob head

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  24. Hammersfan - You keep harping on about us living in the past. Robbie Fowler signed for Leeds in 2001. 11 years ago !!!!.
    I've just had a look at your squad for this year. Anyone fancy a good laugh..go have a look hehehe

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    1. You seen your squad you bellend, you couldn't beat us so shut your trap.
      Get meat loaf to get his head out of your dogs arse and be realistic about who he can and cant sign.
      Even an alcoholic geordie wont play for the spammers, get back in line tramp

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  25. With respect hammers fan... You cant really get at people for being uneducated when you write articles of the increasingly low standard that you do.... Scraping the barrel is obviously what you did here.... Brown, if you had bothered to actually take in any of the back end of last season, was one of our stand out performers... I have no need to lower myself to your level like most people on here.... So I have replied with something that I feel is factual (something you obviously set no store by) hereford Leeds

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  26. Think these cockney dick heads are just trying to pick fights with us because nicky maynard wants to play for a proper club like leeds and be guarenteed permanent premier league football next season not another scrap to get back up !
    Eat shit west spanners

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    1. Think he already does cos he talks loads of it cant u smell it.
      Capital of england my arse capital of knob jockeys more like, mow jog of shit for brains before i make you blow bubbles from ur last gasp of breath

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  27. come on hammersfan, how about stopping with the stupid comments and like you say have a civilised discussion about your post. you should expect a few annoyed comments the way you have a dig at leeds and there players in each post you write .

    joe leeds

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  28. The fat bloke probably shit himself when Leeds run west ham all over london

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  29. Back yard spanners from millwall hope you enjoy watching your team get bullied in prem for the big boys to scrap over title and champs league
    Bellends

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  30. "With respect, Whitemallard, instead of watching Leeds you should have gone to school!" ... WTF do you know about respect you pikey, cockney arse bandit.

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  31. I have read a fair few of HF's blogs now as a Leeds fan, some I find amusing, some I find damn right p*ss taking but at the end of the day he is trolling every leeds fan for hits to his blog. This lateset showing proves that...

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  32. 19.59 is that you bending over for hf?

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  33. good luck to West Ham this year - Never really been a rivalry with Leeds - why don't you bait your bigger neighbors instead though? Not that I mind it certainly takes over my attention (TOMA) and provides some humorous distraction from more neurotic matters for Leeds ....

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  34. What is going on at West Sham then Hammersfan?
    Anything at all of any significance fir you or is just stupid posts about squad players signing contract extensions at the bigger clubs and pulling people up on grammar etc. ?

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  35. Only sad boring tw@ts write their own blogs. You are a childish attention seeking colossal bore.

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  36. leeds leeds leeds all the way m8 now pack your bags on f..k off

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  37. Supporting West Ham must be pretty boring if your spending time writing about Leeds

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  38. And another idiot West Ham so called fan

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  39. A 24 carat plonker you are lad.

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  40. Hammersfan ... Whats it like in your world?

    The signings leeds are making are what youd expect from a team thats been out of the top diision for 8 odd years, we aint gonna attract the andy carrols, carls teves or ivan ramis, their just out of our league .... Oh hang on a minute, their out of your too! Lol, Carrol preferring reserve team footy at the pool and Ramis the "on the floor and pass it football of Wigan"

    By the way, hows the mighty hammers pre season going?

    Ravel Morrisons already seen enough, after half a season hes legged it to birmingham ... Mind you having moved from man'ur to west ham, how did he even expect to break into such a strong first team as yours?

    Finally just remind me of the names of all the quality players big sam has signed in the last 2 transfer windows as he builds for an assult on the premiership title ... Did i say assult on title, i ment assult on our eyes

    As Big Sam would tell his team "keep it up boy, keep it up" your always good for a giggle!

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  41. Hammersfan said...
    Shame you were able to capture Fowler wasn't it?

    Shame your a clueless tosser and forgot to check that he scored 1 in every 2 games on average whilst he was with us.

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  42. Who have west ham signed.........

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  43. Hope to god Leeds get these southern fags in the league or fa cup this year!

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  44. You don't know what respect is hammerfanny, but if you ever have the nerve to come to Elland road we'll give you a lesson in respect, sad man.

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  45. West ham are remembered for what exactly???

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  46. 35 years old has been, who was shit at best, and now...... Must be fuc ing Colin at least twice a day. A good truthful articulate piece of writing, that many of the yorkshire twats know is true!

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  47. We're dirty leeds and we're filthy rich!!!!

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  48. West ham were garbage and lucky last season and they haven't built on that squad! Whipping boys in the premiership :)

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  49. West ham have big Sam who's dog$hit and he still struggled with all that money in the championship! His best stint was at Bolton.... says it all really!

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  50. West ham a very small club with very little history and a really cr@p chant!

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  51. Green street fanny holes

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  52. Lol you can't even sign Caroll or anyone else for that matter! You can't really comment on transfers When Sam can't even pull atract a donkey! Having said that west ham are a small carrot!

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  53. I don't know why some of these Hammers fans keep rattling on about Leeds fans being thick and poor at grammar. I've seen plenty of stupid West Ham fans, many can't even talk properly and look completely thick. One example is Lee Bowyer, brought up in one of your ghastly East End shit holes; I believe he's a Hammers fan. He might have been a good footballer in his day but thick as pig shit.

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  54. Do I sense HF is on the counter attack?

    I take your point regarding Fowler but what a lot of people don't realise is he scored 12 goals in 15 appearances in his first half-season at Leeds. Appearances were restricted in his second season due to injuries before being shipped to Man City in December in a cut price deal. However that was more reflective of the financial crisis Risdale had got Leeds into rather than the fact he was considered a 'flop'. In fact he only really flopped after Leeds.

    HF can you name me 3 strikers in your proud illustrious history better than Fowler cause I can't?

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  55. Ha ha,Scott Tracey. That IS you bending over. Thunderpants one. I see you've been using various pseudonyms to back yourself up on other posts aswell. Little wonder you're leaving the country. I didn't di too bad getting your fellow Dildos to bite,did i? Considering they weren't even my posts. Think i'll retire at the top now.

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  56. F*cking hell, the irony of a little club like Leeds with poor attendances trying to big it up over a club like West Ham

    Fuck me you northern faggots are deluded

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    1. Shagurmam dave didnt get his leg over as mummz was busy doing grandad

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  57. Hey leeds fans, I'm an honest beloved west ham fan living in Leeds, don't rise to the bait of this d1ckhead. Although I live 200 miles from the Boleyn, I know all true hammers think this guy is a pr1ck. What he's got against Leeds I have no idea!

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  58. wow!straight to the point with this 'article' not like all the others about leeds.Brown is a squad player bro!you have let me down here mate i enjoyed your other 'articles' but this is just childish man!!!

    sincerely
    Anonymous

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  59. This is hilarious.

    Not the article but the fact we've clearly rattled you old son.

    Never mind the size of the respective clubs when it comes Leeds United fans you're playing with the big boys now me old sparra.

    MOT.

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  60. West Hams marquee signing is George McCartney.......... Enough said.

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  61. hammersfan with bear baiting like that you must be waiting for my comeback well to get it you will have to scrape it off your mothers teeth......haha only joking....... you cant she swallowed the lot

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  62. brown pants ......but wet spam are ipSHIT.

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  63. HF. Continuing to love your work from the remoteness of a Turkish balcony. My goodness, these Leeds chaps really don't get it, do they? LOL.

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    1. Is that your best shot ?
      Seriously !
      As much a tragedy it was and we'll never forget chris and kevin, your actually quite boring, its old news you fucking tit !
      Come to think of it isn't that a millwall favourite you wardrobe fan

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  64. Hammersfan will you just pi$$ off and bore the fu¢k out of your OWN TEAM & loser fans....you sad act!!!

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  65. Hammersfan's Mum was goosed by a Leeds fan at a Hackney 'Derby and Joan' Dance in 1967.
    Get over it H F! It was the most action she received that year!

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  66. Scott Tracy. A wuss name for a pansy, southern bum-boy.

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  67. Well well well you have shown your true colours, you wrote a sensible blogg the other day and I admired you for it.

    Then you wrote this, well my friend you are disgrace to the game of football. The whole country is together with the games and how our boys and girls are doing so well.

    The whole world can't believe how great a nation we are.

    I have just shown my friends from America your comments and they are thinking how someone like you can destroy that image

    Well done you stupid child, I am assuming you are a child to write such a comment

    Now crawl under the under the stone you came from.

    From everyone in the UK

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  68. "as for brown, when warnock came in he started to perform really well."

    This sad wet spam idiot is hadly likely to have noticed that, which just goes to show how little he actually knows about Leeds United, despite obviously being one of our keenest supporters......

    ... maybe he's also not noticed there are 10 new signings already, and more to come, can't remember how many wet spam have signed - nor do I care either, I support my own team and nobody else!

    All he does is attract others. like you and me, to give his site creedence. If it wasn't for the fact that I am stuck at work with nothing to do but goad this idiot, I wouldn't be bothering either.....

    ... he obviously doesn't have anything else to do either, being a wet spammer

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  69. "With respect, Whitemallard, instead of watching Leeds you should have gone to school!"

    With respect, wet spammer - you should have got a life.....

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  70. "Supporting West Ham must be pretty boring if your spending time writing about Leeds"

    Summed it up perfectly, I don't suppose wet spammer is allowed out these days with all those grown ups in the area for the olympics?

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  71. "Supporting West Ham must be pretty boring if your spending time writing about Leeds"

    Summed it up perfectly, I don't suppose wet spammer is allowed out these days with all those grown ups in the area for the olympics?

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  72. "West ham a very small club with very little history"

    You mean they actually HAVE some history?

    .. oh yes, I forgot, some of their players played for England once!

    Wasn't that about the time when Leeds United had a WHOLE TEAM of Internationals, including our reserve though?

    We might not be in the top flight (yet) but we certainly have some great history to look back on. Come to think of it, I can now understand why Leeds United are this sad spammers 'surrogate team' it all sort of falls into place now doesn't it...???

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  73. "That's the problem mate, he probably did go to school, in Leeds"

    Why do you assume everyone who supports Leeds actually lives or comes from Leeds?

    Just because the only people who support wet spam have never actually been outside their own postcode area (why else would they support them?) doesn't mean all teams are the same?

    Leeds United attract fans from all over the globe - unlike wet spam who appear to attract fans from all over the ar$e end of London...?

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  74. And guys, do you think I would post my address details on the site? I will now delete the comments related to Scott Tracey. I wouldn't live in East Ham if you paid me!

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    1. Go on big man post your details.

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  75. "I will now delete the comments related to Scott Tracey"

    I thought your name was Tracey Scott, actually.....

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  76. i cant believe you get this reaction...you need ignoring but well done mr wind up merchant...ha ha you mug you melt

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  77. Headmaster, you're on holiday and all you can do is trawl the inane posts of hf? Did you also applaud his classy gag about the lad who was knocked down and killed in the olympic park the other day? You continually attempt to take the moral high ground,so let's hear what you have to say about it?

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  78. Unfortunately because he calls himself Hammersfan all you northern types think that the rest of us loveable cockneys are just like him. He only speaks for himself and not all West ham fans, so please save your vitriol for him and not the rest of us. HF seems to have a hate fixation for Warnock rather than Leeds because it was the same when NW was at QPR and Palace. So lets all get with the Olympic spirit and harmoniously join together in enjoying our sport.
    BTW, I'm glad Jess Ennis was born in Sheffield otherwise you Leeds lot would be impossible !!!! COYI

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  79. haha I think I know why these guy has the hump.....
    west spams record home defeat at the top level was against Leeds

    Historically have done quite well bless em...finished 3rd in the league one season....
    get the bubbly out guys

    Biggest British TV audience for sport all time.
    1. England 1966 32 million
    2. Leeds FA Cup final 1970 - 28 million

    Best attendance in the world ever for a midweek football match Celtic v Leeds 136,000

    More recently - biggest ever away attendance at the Emirates - Leeds United

    Largest amount of money West Spam ever had for a player £18 million from Leeds.

    Its funny I had never thought of even looking at the stats for West Spam as they seem so pointless and insignificant !

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  80. You'd have to pay US to live in East Ham. Now why don't you and your daughter get back to your dogging?

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  81. Hey hows it going little man? why don't you continue to write sensible articles instead of this inane drivel? we don't want Brown at our club, NW does as back up for when Rudy the beast is serving all his suspensions.you must be the type of person who can only thrive on abuse, you're good at giving it but totally useless at accepting it; but then no abuse = no hits on this childish blog. Leeds, third most populous city in UK, biggest financial centre in UK and then we have our beloved County of Yorkshire, who by the way have more Olympic medals than Australia; what exactly do you have? a district of some metropolitan council full of inbreeds and knuckle walkers. go back to writing about your own club, see how many West Ham fans respond to you, politely or otherwise, not very many is my guess as most (apart from the plonker calling himself the headmaster)are way more intelligent than you ever will be.

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  82. Quite the funniest put downs ever from the Mighty Whites ! Classic Leeds Humour and its you spunk bubble that doesnt get it !! We get you - ya Jiz lobbing donkey fettler ! MOT
    LUFC4LIFE

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