Still, it's a good excuse for some Dawson gags:
Warnock said to the chemist, 'Can I have some sleeping pills for the Chairman?' He said, 'Why?' Warnock said, 'He keeps waking up.'
Bates upset Warnock the other Guy Fawkes Night. He fell off the fire.
Warnock said to the Chairman, 'Treasure' - He always calls him Treasure, he reminds him of something that's just been dug up.
Warnock saw six men kicking and punching the Chairman. Lorimer said 'Are you going to help?' Warnock said 'No, Six should be enough."
What amazes me is that so many people think Leeds are glamorous and exciting. Believe me, watching Leeds is about as glamorous as changing sheets in a bed-wetting clinic.
A letter came from GFH Capital. They could tell it was from the bank as it was written on a wreath nailed to the front door.
There was an old farmer from Leeds
Who did terrible things to his geese
But he went too far with a budgerigar
And the parrot phoned the police.
You can always tell when GFH Capital are coming to stay; the rats throw themselves on the traps.
Warnock said to Bates, "When you're dead, I'll dance on your grave." Bates said: "Good, I'm being buried at sea."
And
Leeds United is an institution and that's where most of the fans end up!
It's the way I tell 'em!
You're trapped in a room with an angry grizzly bear, a hungry Lion, and a fan of WEST SPAM, You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?
ReplyDeleteShoot the WEST SPAM fan… twice.
Don't you just love him, He's special.
Keep em coming Faggot
Love it
Kev
I wonder who'll win in the Chelsea w,ham game? Will w,hams on fire striker caroll grab another hatrick?Or will Noble have an 80% pass rate as he once again tears the opposition apart?As you play host to them why don't you personally play host to a malignant tumour? Keep the family tradition going.
ReplyDeleteNob.
ReplyDeleteerm,i think you should have kept this one to yourself hf........
ReplyDeleteWhat did hf dad get for xmas ?
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"Why is it that I when I read about Lorimer and Grayson's spat, I picture Les Dawson and Roy Barraclough wielding handbags over the garden fence?"
ReplyDeletePresumably because that's the first image you turned up on Google Images.
you really are a uselss piece of knob cheese
ReplyDeleteShut up Adolf haha
ReplyDeleteYou sir, are a simpleton.
ReplyDeleteFunny how you're aware of the words said by Grayson and Lorimer, but you denied knowing it was the anniversary of Gary Speeds death the other day when you were making another lame attempt to take the piss out of both Leeds and Gary.
ReplyDeleteabout as funny as woodworm in a cripples crutch
ReplyDeleteThere once a hammersfan from London
ReplyDeleteWho's granny said go on get stuck in son,
He f*cked her high f*cked her low
While taking it up the arse from his own son
Bum Bum, It's the way I tell em!!!!
Getting down with the kids I see Hammersfan. Les Dawson? Jesus wept.
ReplyDeleteLame attempt to smooth things over after your disgusting effort to goad the leeds fans with your veiled attack on gary speed...us west ham fans that actually attend games are trying hard to rid the club of filth like yourself.
ReplyDeleteWankers back with more shit!!! MOT
ReplyDeleteYawn your just boring now, this blog item really is an awful odious piece of shit man
ReplyDeleteTruly awful
Tell us a bit more about your Jew hating racist fellow fans at WHUFC Hammersfan?
ReplyDeleteYou really are a w&nker is that the best you can do ? How old are you?
ReplyDeleteAny more thoughts on supporting a club riven with Jew hating racists Hammersfan?
ReplyDeletealot of talk but no action....have ever watched your team play....or is that another daft question....that you will never answer...
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