Saturday, 18 May 2013

On loan star in shock exit from West Ham

Oh my God. Fans the length and breadth of Green Street and the Barking Road were shaking their heads in bewilderment and dismay today after manager Sam Allardyce revealed that top transfer target Emanuel Pogatetz will not be at the club next season.

After a string of startling performances in a West Ham shirt, Pogatetz will unquestionably be missed. Indeed, some fans were planning a campaign to get the number 6 shirt reinstated in recognition of the brilliance of the most influential Austrian since Hitler.

Quite how Allardyce proposes filling the void left by Pogatetz remains to be seen. However, my 83 year old Mum would perhaps be the closest to a like for like replacement!

11 comments:

  1. how bad is it when this news is almost as good as signing messi!

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  2. wank title...talk about using the carol situation to drive traffic to your crummy site.

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    1. I am surprised he even put your post up, I have posted afew comments on the last article but he only put up one to save face with his fellow spamers! Bless x

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  3. Very good player. Better than tomkins by a mile

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  4. How dare you joke about the number 6 shirt . Show some respect.

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  5. Pogatetz is the worst piece of shit I've ever seen, a bloody sloth would be a better defender than him.

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  6. Why on Earth did BFS sign him in the first place??
    PS. Others, do lighten up, it's only a bit of fun....

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  7. DIG UP THE MEXICAN BANDIT

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  8. He reminds me of Murdoch in original A-Team series

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