Welcome to Boleyn Mansions Residential Home for the Elderly and Infirm! No sooner has he signed than the Rat is talking of ending his career at West Ham!
Speaking from deep inside a cosy armchair, Rat expressed disappointment about the views from the Green Street ground -it's about as green as Bucharest he moaned - but was enthusiastic about the possibility of trips into Essex, Suffolk and Kent.
Sipping on his hot chocolate and nibbling on a Hob Nob the Romanian smiled broadly when explaining how compatriot Florin Răducioiu had told him of the joys of shopping in Harrods on a Saturday afternoon and also that the club do not expect much in return for huge wages.
With the Rat having already arrived and laid claim to an arm chair close to a radiator, Ambrossini is scheduled to be next through the door, just as soon as the club have purchased him a top of the range mobility scooter.
7 comments:
How many of our current squad could captain their team/country, or make the pitch in a Champions League playoff game. They may the wrong side of 30, but they're still better than what we have.
Ha Ha someone with a sense of humour at last & can finally see West Ham as a retirement home for all I thought the only way to attract new support would be too blood some of our academy players & spend money on quality how wrong was I as the clock ticks round Mr Gold & Sullivan I'll not be renewing my season tkt this season as the football was quite painful to watch apart from about 5 games that simply aint good enough in this current climate or was trying to sign Carroll quick in hope of selling season tkts quicker that seems to have backfired so what is plan B answers on a postcard plz
What about the price rise in season tickets for new buyers?
you've got a rat? the smell should improve at upton park then hahahaha
Fancy yourself as a comedian 19:09?
I wouldn't give up your day job as a retard if I were you.
Still nothing on it!?? How about the shelvey talk today? Concentrate on west ham!
Ah your taking the piss now surely, still nothing on west ham when there are story's out there yet two posts on Leeds already today, do the rest of west ham fans find this obsession strange?
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