Sunday, 25 August 2013

Tottenham Hotspur find the perfect Bale replacement - and no transfer fee was involved!

So, two Premiership games in to the post Bale era - with matches against the mighty Crystal Palace and Swansea no less - and Spurs have managed two goals...both penalties! All that money spent on midfielders and strikers, and no goal has been fashioned from open play in 180 minutes of football! How pathetic is that?

But then, Spurs fans will be quick to point out that the two games have yielded six points so why do they care? And without Bale, it seems the Cockyfools have unearthed a new match winner already. With two assists so far, step forward the new hero of Tottenham Hotspur...the bloody referee!

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29 comments:

  1. Tom25 August 2013 at 20:26

    HF, very good indeed, becareful Wenger doesn't put in a last minute offer to sign them up

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  2. Anonymous25 August 2013 at 20:28

    I thought you were on about Andros Townsend!

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  3. Anonymous25 August 2013 at 20:29

    bell end

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  4. Anonymous25 August 2013 at 20:30

    bell end

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  5. Anonymous25 August 2013 at 20:34

    You sound bitter to me mate, that's bitchy lol

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  6. Anonymous25 August 2013 at 20:34

    It's hard to tell if your bitter or just seething. I'll go for a bit of both.

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  7. Anonymous25 August 2013 at 20:37

    Jealous?

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  8. Anonymous25 August 2013 at 20:37

    so glad west sham stayed up thats 6 points, also no more of your anti semitic chants , david gold is jewish u morons

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  9. Anonymous25 August 2013 at 20:41

    what a pathetic post

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  10. Anonymous25 August 2013 at 20:42

    Another miserable West Ham fan, well you keep having a bitch and West Ham can keep signing the Downings of the world and we will keep buying Brazilian and Spanish internationals.

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    1. Anonymous25 August 2013 at 23:15

      You yids can buy as many internationals as you like cuz you will always play second fiddle to arsenal and be in there shadow

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  11. Hammersfan25 August 2013 at 20:43

    I know, so why did you bother posting it 2041?

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    1. Anonymous25 August 2013 at 21:08

      West ham,stoke both awful to watch,pity their deluded fans,perhaps we can loan them one of our numerous internationals...but then again maybe not.

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  12. Anonymous25 August 2013 at 20:49

    Does anyone care about West Ham? They are not our rivals anymore. Why bother with small clubs in East London?

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  13. Anonymous25 August 2013 at 20:54

    Incoming,yet another ball over the top to lofty.Can not wait to play west ham.
    Level par with stoke as worst team to watch in the epl.

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  14. Anonymous25 August 2013 at 21:02

    Good job the Olympic park has plenty of big screens,at least now we will be able to keep track of the ball when it dissapears into the sky every time west ham have possesion,mugs.

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  15. Anonymous25 August 2013 at 21:03

    Keep on blowing those bubbles and selling heather from the back of your caravan.

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  16. Anonymous25 August 2013 at 21:08

    west ham are a scum club, from a scum area, with scum fans and a porno chairmen..... inbreed idiots

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  17. Anonymous25 August 2013 at 21:25

    How funny that this typical west ham fan is covering up their latest god awful performance by picking at spurs.
    6pts out of 6....nuff said.

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  18. Hammersfan25 August 2013 at 21:28

    We are ok with 4 points out of 6 thanks - obtained with out any assists from the referee!

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    1. Anonymous25 August 2013 at 21:39

      Still not 6 out of 6 though is it ?
      Your assists were fom the crossbar and from goufran not being able to hit a cow's arse with a banjo,definitely not from your attractive free flowing football.

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  19. Anonymous25 August 2013 at 21:33

    Get oner your inferiority complex with Spurs.Sam Allardyce will get you to your next level. The gutter.Sadly you spend your days filled with hate for anyone who has ever left your club. sad sad sad .

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  20. Anonymous25 August 2013 at 21:35

    Ahahaaha smacks of a jealous Pikey Spammer ....enjoy your relegation battle you mugs.

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  21. Anonymous25 August 2013 at 21:37

    Jealous Pikey Spammers.

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  22. Anonymous25 August 2013 at 21:49

    Always talking about Spurs, aren't you West Ham fans? You're like the middle child. Always craving attention, never getting any attention, and just always a little bid odd.

    Thanks for the 6 points in advance.

    Your bigger brother.

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  23. Anonymous25 August 2013 at 22:32

    What a pathetic "article" written by a arsehole not a journalist although they aren't mutually-exclusive.

    Yes, we have collected two wins from penalties but since we weren't given any last season,maybe things are evening out.

    Please ignore the good football we play which will be demonstrated to you W Ham (seems apt since you're a lot of Georges and Andrews)fans when we take 6 points off you, maybe sending you battling against relegation again. Enjoy!

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    1. Anonymous26 August 2013 at 16:41

      Seems u r implying homophobic overtones as well as calling w ham fans gypsies so that hatred and vitriol is ok to spurs fans but u start blubbing when idiots mock ur self styled yid army

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  24. Anonymous26 August 2013 at 10:20

    Come on u hammers......

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  25. Anonymous26 August 2013 at 16:18

    But never ever ever second fiddle to a two bob team like west ham.
    Poor,poor team to watch every week,we should feel sorry for their fans really.

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