Half Time Tottenham 0 West Ham 0 - Backs to the wall stuff!

Well, that's another payday for anybody who bet against West Ham scoring in the first 45, but credit where credit is due, Allardyce's team of stiffs has defended stoutly thus far. Spurs have had chances, but not many, and Collins, McCartney, Diarra, O'Brien and Rat have been chucking themselves in front of shots and crosses as if their lives depend upon it. Anybody who wants Allardyce sacked should think about how committed this bunch of players are - until they go behind of course!

Quite how we can score is anybody's guess. Every player, even Carlton, has been defending so, on the rare occasions that we have the ball, there's nobody in an offensive position to hit with an out ball.

So, if Spurs score, what happens then?