West Ham United - The Game's Gone Crazy

It seems to me that some managers are brilliant (like Ferguson), some managers are indisputably shite (like Red Stripe) and some carry the w...

Hmmm, up beat didn't last long. Weak draw at home to Wigan, broken leg for Dyer (surprise surprise!) and inept second half performance a...

Time to write whilst feeling up beat!!!! Clean sheet without Neill and a recognised left back! In control of the game! Noble dictating midfi...

Defending the legal action brought by the Blunted Blades must be one of the easiest jobs in the world. West Ham responsible for their relega...

Full marks to Steve McClanger - he's not afraid of reversing a decision is he? First Becks, now Campbell and James - the future may not ...

So the cracks are showing (and that's not just when the Hammerettes do their high kicks!). Gollum has apparently given Turds six weeks t...

There's one consolation in looking at a Premiership table that shows West Ham third from bottom - and that's to see Spurs propping u...

More transfer speculation but still no talk of a left back. Surely it is obvious even to Turds that McCartney isn't god enough? I know O...

Not sure what the official odds are but I'd say it is a straight fight between Turds and Mini Me Sammy Lee. Both got off to disaterous s...

Ready, steady...no, hold on a minute, I'm not ready! I haven't spent my chairman's money! I've sold players without buying r...

So Turds is upset because Fergy has claimed that Tevez single handedly saved us from the drop last season. Quite right too! Surely Lady Luck...

So Israeli E.T. lookalike Yossi Benayoun phones home to his Mamma and asks how she is. "Yossi, my boy" she replies, "things a...

Any truth in the rumour that they are inventing a new Cluedo game, "Who relegated Sheffield United?" Was it Chairman Brown in the ...

So Interpol are after IKEA Joorabchian (he who "sold" us a flatpack Mascherano that we couldn't work out how to put together!)...

Am I worrying unnecessarily as Turds empties the plastic cutlery drawer but seems to have nothing to replace it with? Onecapchesky to Fulham...

So Reo-Choker is departing. I have only one thing to say: Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone, Prevent the dog from barking with a ju...

Now let's get this right. The arbitration panel had sympathy for Sheffield United and agreed that they would have deducted points from W...

So, after a fantastic day with Andy, Mike, Martin and friends watching a fairly routine victory over the Windies at Lords, we ended up in t...

So, award for the most pointless thing in the world? Top suggestions: a wife for Prince Edward; a left shoe for Heather Mills McCartney; a ...

Apparently Roy Keane was invited to a "Teaching and Learning" seminar recently, designed to improve the average IQ of football man...