West Ham United - The Game's Gone Crazy

The crazy world of Smoking Slaven's West Ham Wonders!

Sunday, 6 October 2013

Half Time Tottenham 0 West Ham 0 - Best chance to Nolan!

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Well that was a lot better than I expected! To be fair to Maiga, Vaz Te has looked every bit as ineffective in the striker role, but the res...
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Jarvis, Maiga and O'Brien dropped!

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Well it's not before time! At last Allardyce has woken up to the fact that Maiga is shit and grasped that Vaz Te, the man he wanted to o...
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Saturday, 5 October 2013

Into the bottom three

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So, when was the last time we were in the bottom three of the Premiership? You have to go back to the time of Avram. Six or seven games into...
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Tuesday, 1 October 2013

Letting Collison move to Bournemouth is madness!

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Ok, so we all know the problem. We have a team that can't score goals. The strikers are useless, and the midfielders get a nose bleed if...
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Sunday, 29 September 2013

Look at the important stats you idiot Allardyce!

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Listen to him! What an idiotic twat. It was the referee's fault. Well it always is when we lose according to Allardyce, but this time he...
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Saturday, 28 September 2013

Tigers 1 Hammers 0 - Referee Friend Receives Hull City's Man of the Match Award!

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Well the penalty awarded to Hull in the first half was as soft as wet toilet paper but debateable if O'Brien did, indeed, stupidly shove...
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Half Time - Kevin a Friend of Hull City!

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Was it a penalty? It looked bloody soft to me, but Hull City's best Friend, the referee, saw a push from O'Brien in the back of Brad...

Allardyce opts for dog crap!

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So Maiga starts again, meaning that Vaz Te is sat on the bench once more alongside Petric. The selection is perverse but the pig headed one ...
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Thursday, 26 September 2013

Vaz Te or Maiga?

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Well, it shouldn't take long to answer that one. Strawberries & cream or dog shit? London or Leeds? Italy or Albania? Ron Greenwood ...
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Wednesday, 25 September 2013

Echoes of Avram Grant as West Ham Progress in League Cup

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I did not see the game but the Cardiff equaliser was depressingly predictable after we took an early two goal lead. Without Reid, the centre...
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Monday, 23 September 2013

Ex Sunderland Boss Di Canio next in line to manage West Ham?

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So, how many West Ham fans want him now? Not so long ago, the Claret and Blue Klan were hailing Il Duce as the best thing to happen to footb...
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Sunday, 22 September 2013

Was Noble to blame for the Everton defeat?

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Noble's critics were quick to blame their bĂȘte noir for the defeat against Everton, conveniently forgetting that Everton's first equ...
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Saturday, 21 September 2013

West Ham 2 Everton 3 - Relegation struggle confirmed

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OK, the excuses will be made. Did Noble connect with the ball before he was sent off? Probably yes. Should he have been sent off therefore, ...
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Half Time: West Ham 1 Everton 0 - Morrison!!!!!!!!

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Ok, it took a huge deflection, without which the ball would not have found the back of the net, but who cares? Ravel is off the mark, West H...
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Everton trembling as Maiga leads the line again!

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So, despite looking as toothless at Southampton as a ninety five year old who has just gone ten rounds with Floyd Mayweather, the only chang...
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Monday, 16 September 2013

How brainless is Maiga?

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Right on cue, Captain Kev has made a statement in support of West Ham's strikers and Maiga in particular. Nolan insists Maiga can and wi...
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Sunday, 15 September 2013

Furious Allardyce Blames Referee Marriner

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Funny, I thought Allardyce set up to draw the game, so it seems a bit rich for him to be pointing the finger at referee Andre Marriner for o...
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Southampton's Saints 0 Cynical Sinners 0 - a Snore Draw!

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Allardyce will be pleased but if every game was played like this, football would be dead as a spectator sport inside twelve months. Doctor E...
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Half Time Southampton 0 West Ham 0 - Not bad for 10 men!

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Ok, it again hasn't been terribly pretty but it hasn't all been long ball either. What would be the point when Maiga is the lone man...
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Wednesday, 11 September 2013

West Ham risk points deduction as Sullivan flouts the rules

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So that's it then. Having surrendered five points in our one club quest to stay the right side of the Financial Fair Play rules, David S...
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