Julian Faubert is reportedly in a state of shock after discovering that Real Madrid do not see him as value for money at £6m. After giving it his best shot whilst on loan to the Spanish giants (it passed ten yards over the bar!), Faux Pas is puzzled by the decision to purchase Ronaldo and Kaka for a combined fee of £136m rather than invest the last numeral in himself.
The player's agent, Pierre Grandderriere told reporters: "Julian has been stunned to discover that Madrid consider Ronaldo and Kaka to be better options. He would like to know when either of them has filled in at right back. Madrid have failed utterly to grasp Julian's versatility."
He continued: "If Madrid think that either Kaka or Ronaldo will be happy sitting on the substitute's bench then they have another thought coming. You can only field 11 players at any given time so you have to have somebody who is comfortable starting games on the bench. Julian is so relaxed about it that he fell asleep during one game. Ronaldo would simply throw a hissy fit in that situation!"
He added: "Still Madrid's loss is West Ham's gain. The substitute's bench was very lightweight towards the end of last season. Now, by putting five players at one end and Julian and Ashton at the other, the team will have a balanced bench for the start of the new season."
why do u bother with such crap...every article is utter rubbish.
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I found this article as funny as when i discovered i had piles.
ReplyDeleteImagine the pain Faubert would be in if he got piles - give he is one huge arsehole!
ReplyDelete1438, you having piles is much funnier.
ReplyDeleteI could never get piles, I spend too much time talking out of my arse!
ReplyDeleteReading some of the inane responses to this blog is fun for me. In fact when I read it, I am often moved to think that I haven't had so much fun since the cow died calving.
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ReplyDeleteI pop in and read the stories and i usually leave happy that i did. amused and the least not just by the article but by the idiots that post their purile comments.
good work hammersfan, keep it up
Cheers Claret!
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ReplyDeletemake me laugh anyway...