Wednesday, 24 June 2009
Groundhog Day At The Lane!
Just as I predicted, it looks like 'Arry is installing the revolving door in the Tootatthem dressing room. Now we all expected 'Arry to wheel and deal, to move this player in and that player out, how else is he going to earn his summer bonus? But did any of us really expect him to make exactly the same mistakes as Oneday Ramos just 12 months after the Spanish tactical genius offloaded all his strikers and left the Cockyfools as potent as a geriatric eunuch?
Yes we expected Bent to go. OK, it was unlikely that 'Arry would want to keep Pavlova. But, incredibly, it is looking increasingly likely that Robbie Keane may be about to be offloaded yet again. Now I posted on here and the org last summer that the sale of Keane made no sense for either the player, the buying club, nor the selling club. Keane was never going to justify the £19m Liverpool paid for him; whilst Tootatthem were never going to find an adequate replacement for a guy with cult status amongst the Cockyfools. So why on earth is 'Arry thinking of getting rid yet again?
Personally I don't like Keane - I don't like his face for some reason - but I do rate him as a player. He remains a big figure at Tootatthem and perhaps that is the problem, perhaps 'Arry doesn't like somebody else commanding centre stage and influencing the other players.
In Groundhog Day, Bill Murray says, "I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster, drank piƱa coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. THAT was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get THAT day over, and over, and over..?" Sadly for the Cockyfools, they won't be getting THAT day over and over and over; but they are about to get One Day over and over and over...Oneday Ramos over and over and over! What price a new manager for Tootatthem some time in late October?
Try concentrating on your own team who have won nothing for years then commenting on paper rumours that hold no substance.
ReplyDeleteAnother blog about tottenham on your west ham site.
ReplyDeleteGot nothing to say about your own?
a ridiculous article by a ridiculous west ham fan. you don't like keane 'cause of his face? what a mug. Anyways I'm sure this won't get posted. Just wanted to let you know what an idiot you were.
ReplyDeleteI assume you are a grown man but your childish use of playground names to identify a rival football team completely dilutes anything constructive you might have to say. All I see is blah blah blah Tootatthem blah blah.. it's incredibly pathetic and you should go outside and find something better to do with your time.
ReplyDeleterobbie said he doesn't like your face either
ReplyDeletep.s why are you obsessed with Spurs?
Can't see it meself. I think 'Arry's going to hang on in there for alot longer.
ReplyDeleteThey'll wait until he gets them their best finish since Ricky Villa - THEN they'll give him the boot.
Yay, another spurs article.
ReplyDelete2 points from 8 games at start of season and still finish above you Spammers. Ha Ha. what are the chances of you getting new owners again?
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ReplyDeleteLOL Yet another Spurs article on this supposed Spammers site, the funny thing is we are one of the few clubs who have confirmed NO DEALS, IN or OUT yet apparently we have a revolving door? Must be to stop the owner of this blog getting in as I doubt he could figure it out himself!
ReplyDeleteTruly obsessed with Tottenham Hotspur.
ReplyDeleteForever in our shadow and will never be our rivals.
YIDS
Read one sentance then got bored of the same old S*** from West Ham losers.....
ReplyDeleteRead one sentence actually! Then needed to have a lie down. One day you might make it through a whole paragraph! Still Special Needs are not to be mocked. Well done for managing a whole sentence! Now, next lesson, learn how to spell sentence!
ReplyDeleteIrish Spur The thing is, for the tenth year in a row you lot blagged on about your HUGE club with LOADSA MONEY and ALL the best players, finishing top four.
ReplyDeleteInstead, you finished above our 'no money, tiny club' playing our second team for half the season that cost mostly nothing (compared to your OH, SO ENORMOUS club) by one goal.
And the funniest thing is ?? You're managed by 'Arry who's one of us!!! hahahaha. mugs.
Nat, I am a grown man. Let's meet for a drink so you can insult me face to face. Then we can go outside together and find something better to do with our time. Very pretty if you don't mind me saying.
ReplyDeleteNot only obsessed with talking about Tottenham constantly he now wants to date a Spurs girl!!
ReplyDeleteYou need help mate - you are worse than a homosexual who can't bring himself to get out of the closet!
You're identity needs to be changed to Spursfan
*no money tiny club, second team* how typical it is that you spammers forget, were'nt harping on about no money and a tiny club when you were paying ljunberg 70k a week, your club is a joke, and to offset that you have to try and create a rivalry that isn't there, try charlton, they are more your opposite than we'll ever be.
ReplyDeleteNat - Incredibly mature for a Hotspud.
ReplyDeleteAs for 'playground names' - well you lot started it.
And if that's a picture of you, no wonder HF wants to meet you outside. Believe me he'll bore you rigid talking about cricket.
Oy, stop trying to poach my bird!
ReplyDelete1838, do you only date Spurs fans? I suppose that is on the insistence of Mamma. No gentiles my boy, we didn't give you the snip for that!
18:38 Are you implying that as a closet homosexual he should rename himself SpursFan?
ReplyDelete18:40 So now we're a BIG club.
I'm just echoing all you Tottspammers, always describing us as a small club, your poor neighbours etc etc. You probably pay most of your mighty team 70k a week - to finish above us by one goal.
We paid Ljunberg and who else 70k a week? Even Lucash Neil wasn't on that.
How do you know for sure she's a bird?
ReplyDeleteI very much doubt she is mate. Check out the link to her blog page. If she is a bird, she'd be a dream!
ReplyDeleteis that the same team that took max points of you last season, get a life !!
ReplyDeleteMaximum points off our reserve and youth teams actually. Just imagine if you hadn't been gifted those 6 points!
ReplyDelete"just as i predicted, a revolving door policy at spurs"....hammersfan are you actually aware that bent, pav and keane are all still at spurs!, that makes your entire argument seem pretty foolish!....which players have we sold, and bought this window for us to have a revolving door policy?????
ReplyDelete1916, fair point but the window doesn't open until July 1st mate. 'Arry is sending out the brown Manila envelopes at the moment. He is talking to agents, relaying bank account numbers and sort codes. Do you think Bent, Pavolva, Trabaat, dos Santos, Bale, Huddlestone, Bentley, Zakora and O'Hara will be with you in August? Gomes? Keane? Do you really? 'Arry is addicted to transfer dealing; watch!
ReplyDeleteYour continual use of our team's name in your headlines is a sad reflection of the lack of brain activity on Green Street
ReplyDeleteWhy? The article is about Tootatthem so logically the title should refer to your club!
ReplyDeleteUgh it just pains me to read this s**t... As a number of people of already noted, why are you writing about Spurs when you are a West Ham fan. Were you raped by a Jewish person when you were younger or something?
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of Groundhog Day,another article about Spurs on this site I see. The man knows how to guarantee hits I'll give him that.Hammers Fan, do you think if you took every Tottenham blog in existence and added every single Westham related article to be found on each of them, the sum total would equal even half the amount of Tottenham related articles on this site? Nah me neither. Quite a surprise given Westham are our 'bitterest rivals'.
ReplyDeleteIrish Spud,
ReplyDeleteYes, we will have new owners, and very soon (should be announced in next fortnight). Sad thing for you lot is, the new owner is a keen football fan, has plenty (and I mean PLENTY) of money to be splashed, and is American. Can't wait.........happy days down in East London.
RE: Anonymous 18:54
ReplyDeleteNobody knows what your players are being paid, as you keep failing to publish your accounts.
Dyer and Parker both joined you from massive-overpayers Newcastle, for a start, so I'm sure your wage bill would be... interesting!
RE: Hammersfan
We beat a West Ham team that had a far older average age than ours on two occasions.
That you bought a bunch of injury-prone crocks and past-it mercenaries has no bearing on those results and is not our fault.
Get over it, little irons.
Shouldn't you all be planning for the upcoming celebrations, anyway?
It'll be the 30th anniversary of your last major trophy win on the 10th May next year.
Don't you stupid Spuds get it? He is reaching out to you pricks just so he can get a reaction and just like the soft delusional idiots that you realy are, you're falling for it hook, line and sinker. COYI.
ReplyDeletesad little feeder club
ReplyDeleteBut why is the article about'Tootatthem'? This is a West Ham blog...you don't write about the goings on at Arsenal, Chelsea or Fulham...so why Spurs?
ReplyDeleteAlso, WTF is Tootatthem? Where is the clever innuendo in that?
Why was your first reply aimed at the first Spurs fan to make a spelling mistake? Spurs fans follow the links to this blog, make intelligant comment and you've nothing to say...some guy makes a spelling mistake and you've suddenly got a comeback?
You are so juvenile and not half a clever as you think you are...no really, you're not.
It is spelt intelligent actually.
ReplyDeleteA successful season for you spams is finishing above spurs, SAD
ReplyDeleteYes its Groundhog Day for Spurs as we beat West Ham again and again and again and again and again
ReplyDelete0047 So what? Wouldn't you expect to do that given you are such a huge club? The article isn't about results between West Ham and Tootenham. We know you raise your game because of the intense rivalry you feel for us and we just treat it as another game. The article is about player turnover at Spurs. Address that.
ReplyDeleteseeing as you spurs fans really don't care about us, why do you keep coming back to the site and telling us what a big club you are!
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ReplyDeleteYour plant is all too obvious by its absence; the two of you are far too predictable
This Jackanory is as the Orgers would say a load of crap crappy klint