Wednesday, 24 June 2009
Stunning News
Those guys at TribalFootball really break the big stories don't they? What I want to know is, where do they get their inside information from? Surely they must have a secret plant squirreled away in every club in the Premiership. How else can you explain the earth shattering news they reveal on a daily basis?
Today's headline news for West Ham, courtesy of TribalFootball is...wait for it because the news is truly stunning...incredibly, amazingly, awesomely, on the 24th of June 2009, TribalFootball have broken the news that we will not be giving Di Michele a permanent deal! Bloody hell! I've just been knocked over with a feather! How on earth have they managed to break that story so soon after the end of the season?
Be ready for more stunning TribalFootball stories in the coming days! Who knows, Diego Tristan might not be returning! We may not capture the signing of Ronaldo ahead of Real Madrid! Julian Faubert may not be retained by the Spanish giants! Lucas Neill may leave! Dear God, any day soon they may announce that Billy Bonds has announced his retirement!
Is it that time of the day already where you spare us an hour of your valuable time. Doesn't time fly when you are enjoying yourself. It will soon be time for your holidays!
ReplyDeleteso true...
ReplyDeletetribal football is incredibly poor. always has been! i've stopped even bothering checking their newsnow headlines.
in fact they make me laugh more than most of your articles hammersfan ;)
come on you irons!
Short Arse, how have you coped all day? I can feel the wave of relief as you read the article and have the opportunity to post your witty, acerbic reply.
ReplyDelete"Football is life. It never stops. Neither do we."
ReplyDeleteKeep up the good work tribalfootball.
Well, the BBC think that we will have Tristan next season, read the Jimenez story....
ReplyDeleteWow! Even im a bit more current than that! www.cbarmy.blogspot.com ;)
ReplyDeletewell at least tribal football base their headlines on fact, not over sensationalise them worse than any red top could ever do just to attract visits to your joke of a blogg. we all saw the headline, "stunning news" and knew damn well it would be another piece of you slagging off someone. all you've ever done is damage the reputation of the club and it's fans and bottle it when you're asked to make yourself known outside the ground prior to a game. if you had anything about you or had any conviction in what you did you wouldn't have a problem with it. you're about as dignified as jermaine defoe after 20 pints and about as funny as cancer. you're hated and not for your know nothing opinions because everyone knows a 5 year old that asks daft questions and we tolerate them. it's more the fact that you think you're important and we're all fed up with fans from other clubs thinking we're as stupid and immature as you are and you're convinced that you somehow represent us. if you want to slag anyone or anything off, feel free but don't hide behind your monitor and do it, make yourself known in daylight and put your money where your mouth is, would go some way to convince us all that you're not the farty little runt we all know you are.
ReplyDeleteMDS - Great initials. Mild Dose of Syphilis perhaps? Love your rage against the machine! Tell me, what do you get from it? There's no wit in your replies and they do feed the dynamic of this site superbly. Lots of the readers return to enjoy our jousting! So, you hate me and the site but you keep feeding the success of the site! How stupid does that make you?
ReplyDeleteWant to meet one to one for a drink? Happy to do so. I doubt that you would be happy to do so without a bunch of mates as back up however. Which orgster are you? Boring over there now isn't it? My plant is withering there is so little to contribute to! What makes a true friend? Yawn! Either or? Yawn! He forgot Gay or Straight! Murray versus Wimbledon. Yawn! At least my blogs are west Ham related!
What makes a friend? He has to be a bruv!
The latest load of bollocks to come from Tribal and Sky Sports News is that we might sell Ashton to Stoke. Why would we spend so much time, effort and money on his rehabilitation including drafting in two of the best surgeons in the world who specialise on ankles just to sell him onto anyone let alone "lil ol" Stoke? And what makes these daft old hacks think that Ashton would sign for Stoke? This Jackanory is as the Orgers would say a load of crap crappy klint.
ReplyDeleteYour plant is all too obvious by it's absence, the two of you are far too predictable
ReplyDeleteYours must be the most slated blog around though. It is funny to think of you getting on your high horse about the quality of another site's posts. Your deluded man
ReplyDeleteOld School Pete said...
ReplyDeleteKeep me out of this fanno, you caused me enough trouble on 'my' site. I am not you withered plant behave bruv
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If this is OSP, what are you going on about? Where do you get a mention?
ReplyDeleteHmmm so OSP confirms this wasn't from him. What a twat you are! Why not reveal your true identity, to me and OSP?
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