Now there have been some daft rumours banging around but surely this is one of the daftest of the lot! Tootatthem are apparently trying to sign the mighty Julian Faubert, the Cockyfools trying to sign our very own TGV!
Now this must be wrong on SO many levels. Why would Faubert, so recently on loan to Real Madrid, agree to join a club like Tootatthem? This is a player who until Ronaldo became available, was being courted by the biggest club in Europe, so as HUGE as the Cockyfools consider themselves to be, they are simply not in Julian's league. He would never fit his head through the door to the dressing room, never mind his backside! Manchester United perhaps, but Tootatthem? You can hear Faubert's derisory "phefff" from here!
And, of course, Duxbury has already made clear that the days of us selling our best players to the Cockyfools are over. There is no way in a million years that Duxbury will take Tottenham's money!
Unless, that is, we West Ham fans start a petition!
hopefully Duxbury won't sell him to us, he is cr*p anyway and that's backed up by most wammers fans. you would be better off without him aswell.
ReplyDeleteI reckon Harry was told Real Madrid are releasing a right midfielder and he said he'd have him without even knowing his name.
ReplyDeleteI just know that I'm going to kick myself here, but remind me, who is or who was TGV?
ReplyDeleteBased on that photo, the west ham ground needs a bit of work doing to it! On the malicious rumour, spurs don't need a crocked player who was overpriced and overrated. We've got enough of them thanks.
ReplyDeleteI don't know why west ham hate spurs so much? Our club , our better fans? Your barely in our league - our worst start ever and we finish above west ham . Quality . I love west ham as well. They play good football - good goalkeeper - if ashton was fit I think he's one of the best . Oh at your simply three points . Home or away . A three point cert
ReplyDeleteLOL, At Least Tottenham is a step up from West Ham, we don't need him anyway, but i laugh that you think he'd be more likely to stay with you hammers if we came in for him, he'd jump at the chance of playing for a real team and not som pikey outfit.
ReplyDeleteLOL, you tease. I´ll sit her and wait for the Spurs supporters to come along mouthing off and not beginning to even consider this article as a joke.
ReplyDeletezzzzz
ReplyDeleteYou Cockyfool
ReplyDeleteThis "Duxbury" matters not.
He will do as we say or he will lose his job.
You're being a bit unrealistic yourself. Firstly, he has hardly played for more than five minutes at madrid so he is hardly going to man utd. Most West Ham fans don't even rate him and the only unlikely thing is that Spurs would want him - you don't even want him!
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure the project only refers to good players, they can have him. The pie eating, fag smoking layabout! :)
ReplyDeleteanother pathetic article, loser
ReplyDeleteHe's useless anyway, don't bloody want him! Says something alot that he couldn't wait to jump ship from West Ham eh.
ReplyDeleteOh, and please give up on the nicknames you little, little man.
That is all.
dont worry pal you can keep your injury prone "world class" players. and like you said, a player once watched by the might of Madrid and then went to title chasing West Spam why would he want to go to spurs???....maybe he spoke to the other players who out grew your little club!
ReplyDeleteah, ha-ha-ha. why are you lot so delusional as to think that you're anywhere near on the same level as us. it always reminds me of the little brother syndrome. grow up and be happy with mid table... it's about as much as you can hope for, surely better than the yo-yo tradition that i'm sure you've all become accustomed too?
ReplyDeleteyou should be proud to be our feeder club!
ReplyDeleteI hope we keep Julian(love the name by the way)as I think he has a lot to offer us this season after his successful loan spell with R Madrid.Please don't go, don't go!!!!!!!!!, Im begging youuuuuuuuuu to stay.
ReplyDeleteBitterness fella.
ReplyDeleteYou say why would he go to Tottenham?
Well he went to your mob and let's be fair Ferdinand, Carrick, Defoe, Kanoute, Lampard, Joe Cole all saw the light and moved from your pit.
In all honesty any club other than Wet Spam is a step up, besides at Tottenham he will have a chance of winning something.
We gave you a 15 point head start last season and still finished above you.....
Concentrate on your own team and the shi* you lot have got and stop posting stupid articles, i think that rumour has you worried slightly hence why you are throwing your toys out the pram.
Twat.
COYS
Oh PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE let this be true!
ReplyDeleteSounds unlikely but I'm taking heart from the fact that Harry DID sign Marco Boogers!
until Spores are a top four team you really can't brag about f all, you've been in dire straits and comical for the 1st half of the last two seasons. 'As good as 'Arry is, he's only a 7th place manager at best. you got 5th under Jol, but that's because he was a better manager than 'Arry. We only didn't stay above you because we lacked a 20 goal striker, if we get one of those you're gonna look foolish. Spores a top four team? Not just yet lads. We're not bitter anyway, you got sheds loads more money than us and you only got one place above us on what was it, one goal difference? poor, you know we're becoming your closest rivals and it make you sick doesn't it?
ReplyDelete0837 - It is the French name for their super fast express train. I must credit Old Skool Pete with inventing the nickname. In Faux Pas' case, it is now used with heavy irony!
ReplyDeleteAnon 11:00 Nicely put.
ReplyDeleteAll that cash, a multi million pound 'team' and they think they are so great finishing above WHU (who are 'not even on their radar' apparently') by one goal and it took them two seasons to do that! LOL.
What's the matter with you Spurs fans, did you all have a sense of humour bypass or something? I'm not a great fan of hammersfan either, but at least I can detect when he is joking or being ironic and I read with great surprise myself that you were looking to take him off our hands, so there is some truth in that there is a report about you being interested in him, but as usual you dopey Spuds who have nothing intelligent to offer and come out with your usual Wet Spam and pikey taunts, yawn yawn yawn zzzzzzz. If you don't like what he writes, then don't read it and just stick to your silly websites and under which delusion do you think that you are the greater club? Your ground is a shit hole that's miles from anywhere, the two clubs usually finish near each other with not much in it as far as points are concerned, so in truth the two clubs are as good or as bad as each other and we failed to qualify for Europe because we got hit by a string of injuries to key players, so what's your excuse then? And 0842, the reason why we all hate Tottscum is because your club is absolutely horrible in which was demonstrated in the way Martin Jol was treated and better fans? Try telling that to Sol Campbell you clueless twat:(
ReplyDeletePerfect 'Arry player. Overpriced, overrated (by himself), a 'proven' international, dodgy agent and a nice backhander.
ReplyDeleteOh look at the cockyfools from the shit half of n.london,this rumour sounds about right,i mean they dream they are a big club(PMSL) with the only trophey they can win(that nobody else does)in recent years show there true ambition by trying to sign reo coker roapmsl!! piss ed arry will only get you relegated where all you cockypikeys belong!! you sad sad fools
ReplyDeleteThe cockyfools ambition to sign reo coker and faubert is brilliant,just goes to show the small club mentality they realy have.DOWN WITH THE PIKEY SPUDS!!!!
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ReplyDeleteI think he was named that before coming here... when he was in France where they have TGV's maybe?
For a fifty year old man you write like a twelve year old.
It's embarrassing and I'm a West Ham fan.
lmao HF very funny! Once again straight over everyones heads :)
ReplyDeleteabviously harry knows who he is u idiot hes a hammers fan . . DO YUR RESEARCH
ReplyDelete1350, of course he wasn't named TGV over there, they had seen him in the flesh, not just on Youtube! His name in France was "Entraîneur lent".
ReplyDeleteI tell you what mate, find me a 12 year old who can write like me and I will get him (or her) a publishing deal. If you are going to criticise, try to avoid hyperbole, it just undermines your argument!
HF - Just because you're educated and well read it doesn't mean that you're still not a complete idiot.
ReplyDeleteBoris Johnson springs to mind.
Still keep the big words coming, we're all very impressed that you know how to use a Thesaurus.
LOL What big words? I don't have a Thesaurus by the way, I always use Vaseline!
ReplyDeleteAnd true to form you take the bait.
ReplyDeleteI rest my case.
Idiot.
LOL Who is taking the bait exactly. I put the maggot on the hook, you bit. To bait fish withal. If it will feed nothing else, it will feed my revenge.
ReplyDeleteShakespeare you are not.
ReplyDeleteI'd stick with the childish nonsense if I were you.
Or then again, perhaps not on that score as well.
Funnily enough, I am not Shakespeare; he has been dead for nearly 400 years!
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