Tuesday, 23 June 2009

West Ham Land Jiminy Cricket!


OK, we missed out on Master Bates, Terry Mancini, Fanni and probably Aquefresca, but we have landed one player with a funny name already this summer, Jimenez Cricket!

I suspect that this is a brilliant marketing ploy from the Board. With the news that the Disney Corporation have taken over the Setanta contract, how appropriate that we should suddenly land a leading Disney character.

We have Jiminy Cricket, so who is next? How about Pinocchio to play up front with him? Well Van Nistelroy is rumoured to be surplus to requirements at Real Madrid!

Altogether Jiminy, "I'm for ever blowing bubbles!"
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10 comments:

  1. Anonymous23 June 2009 at 21:22

    LOL! We should have kept onto Davide DeMickey Mouse.

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  2. Hammersfan23 June 2009 at 21:32

    We shouldn't have sold Anton Goofey!

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  3. Hammersfan23 June 2009 at 21:34

    Sorry, Goofy!

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  4. Anonymous23 June 2009 at 21:52

    So LBM must be one of the clowns in Dumbo! He sure plays like one!!!

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  5. Anonymous23 June 2009 at 21:54

    again a great post very humerouse keep em up informative aswell as witty ha ha

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  6. Anonymous23 June 2009 at 21:54

    And was The Konch another one of the clowns coz he sure had the flat feet, lol!

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  7. el martillo24 June 2009 at 12:54

    Let's hope he's test match cricket and not more Twenty20 rubbish!

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  8. Anonymous24 June 2009 at 13:52

    I feel dumber for having read this blog...

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  9. Anonymous24 June 2009 at 16:37

    Anon 13:52
    Keep reading and you'll become so dumb you'll lose the ability to read and you'll never have to come on here again.
    Problem solved.

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  10. Anonymous24 June 2009 at 18:06

    Hammersfan. This is just too much looney toons.

    Billbanksy

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