Saturday, 7 August 2010

Green In The International Wilderness


It seems that Capello does not forgive easily. After his disastrous gaffe in the game against the USA, Green has been unceremoniously dumped from the England squad. Never mind "England's Number Six", I reckon Rob is now England's number 666 as far as Fabio is concerned. Least favourite colour Fabio? Green. What colour do you associate with sickness Fabio? Green. How do you like your turf Fabio? Brown side up!

Meanwhile, there's no room for Mr West Ham, Scotty Parker either. It seems that even now, Fabio doesn't think the £15million man is up to international football. Of course, that might suggest something to Parker fans, and I don't mean that Fabio is part of an FA conspiracy against West Ham! If anybody offers £12million for Parker, we should grab the money and run!

But Carlton is back! That should please the section of the Upton Park crowd who rate Cole as highly as Mido! Again, that might give reason to stop and think for a moment!

The squad is interesting. No Crouch, no Lennon and no Defoe. Has Capello got the 'ump with 'Arry or is this some sort of FA help for Tottenham's Champions League bid?

Wright-Phillips is on the scrap heap and Joe Cole may be Liverpool's not so big white hope but Fabio clearly doesn't rate him. Hart, Wilshire, Gibbs, Walcott, Adam Johnson and Ashley Young are the new generation to take us forward to the next World Cup it seems. That's all very well but of that lot, only Young is likely to start more than 20 games this season. Is the cupboard THAT bare?

But well done to Zammo! Who would have believed that he would play for England when he was at West Ham? Well, Championship Manager actually. Those guys do know their stuff!

17 comments:

  1. Green got great support today from the hammers fans

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  2. Glad to hear it. All 14,000 of them! Sadly for Rob, Fabio wasn't one of them! I see one enlightened fan has been having a go at Cole over on the Org. Typical! Our only man in the England squad and West Ham fans are calling for us to offload him. Some people are idiots!

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  3. it makes me laugh green does one bad mistake and suddenly hes the worst goalkeeper in the world. what about rooney he had a shocking world cup but do you here people saying hes rubbish now or that hes not a world class striker anymore. no of course you dont. and what about the rest of the england players at the world cup. they were all rubbish. im actually glad green made that mistake in a way. because i think hes a very good goalkeeper and if he had a great world cup then other teams would have been sniffing around and we mite have sold him. but because of that mistake hes still at west ham and im very happy about that. because has i said i think hes a very good goalkeeper. and why hes at my beloved west ham united. i will support him all day long. ps englands number 1 for me. FROM WAYNE THE HAPPY HAMMER

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  4. I like being anonymous as I like to get up peoples noses - in fact I enjoy getting up peoples noses more than hf does - har har har

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  5. 2154 wayne if it wasn't for your spelling I'd say you were a very smart man, but alas your spelling is atrocious so I can't.

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  6. But you don't get up anybody's nose. If you did, I would simply delete your comments. Look at yourself in the mirror and hold a sign over your head reading stupid. diputs? What does diputs mean?

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  7. 22:01 yeah sorry about my spelling. jve been on the piss all day lol. WAYNE THE HAPPY HAMMER

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  8. STUPID in the Mirror you Mug!!!
    My Missus says as i get older i alienate more people because of my irational views of life itself. Ring any bells HF?

    Kids, Mortgage, bills coming out of me George Parris!

    Life Heh!

    Dont you just love it?
    Cut me and i will bleed Claret and Blue, no matter what or who plays for us. We are those Barstewards in ................................you know the rest.
    Now cheer the French United Connection Kingdom Up.

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  9. 2201 you are genius and should post more :)

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  10. You have a mortgage? Dear me, I would try to pay that off quickly if I were you. You don't want to think what interest rates will be two years down the road! I've just paid off three in good time. Wonderfully liberating to own four properties and not owe a bean to any bastard in the world. You should try it mate. Oh, but you would have to get a job that pays a decent wage to do that my friend. Not possible on a teacher's wage I'm afraid, or whatever it is you do. Mind you, doesn't work for all of us. Some of us pay off the debts, sell up, move away to the sun and...Life is a bitch sometimes. How is the golf swing by the way?

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  11. 0027 hahahaha what a transparent fool you are........ you've not said one thing in all the time I've been visiting here that has given any indication of the slightest success as the overwhelming and profound impression has always been that of a sad, old and bitter loser.

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  12. Successful people generally have a positive, happy and optimistic outlook of life and trust me that is complete opposite of you.

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  13. LOL I can't be successful then, if you say so. Amazing the way the banks accepted that imaginary money to redeem the mortgages. What fools they are!

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  14. Howard Hughes was a happy chap wasn't he? LOL (Not in his league though!)

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  15. Are you? Cheer up then! The cricket is on, get yourself a beer and settle down in front of the tele.

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  16. Green not called up for England? good, I don't want any West ham is the England squad. Its always West Ham first and mutts nuts to England

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