Sunday, 1 August 2010

Official Site Announces Avram Grant Is Fired!


Poor old Avram is only five friendly games into his reign and must have suffered palpitations when seeing a strangely worded headline on the official site.

"Fifth Success Fires Grant" screamed the headline! Now the last word any football manager wants to see before his name is "Fires"! These guys really should be a little bit more careful. Avram isn't getting any younger and is carrying a bit of extra weight. Too many nasty shocks could tell on the old ticker, especially after Pompey's season and those massage parlour rumours.

May I suggest "Fifth Success Excites Avram" might have been kinder. Unless, of course, he had visited four massage parlours prior to that alleged expose!

7 comments:

  1. I'd lay off the old Poitín if I was you HF...it's clearly not doing you any good!
    Sláinte mhaith!

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  2. If there is nothing worth posting then don't bother.

    You do realize you are the only one that finds your posts funny don't you?

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  3. Take a chill pill mate. The funny thing is that you followed the link suspecting it was serious!

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  4. "If there is nothing worth posting then don't bother.

    You do realize you are the only one that finds your posts funny don't you?"

    What could be more wothless than commenting on a perceived worthless post???

    Keep up the good work HF.

    And if anyone can't take the good and the not so good posts then dont bother clicking in!!!!

    John V P

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  5. The team we beat 2-0 in Germany has beaten Liverpool 1-0. Does that mean we are doing well? Or is Liverpool that bad?

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