Monday, 14 March 2011

Pulis Airbrushes Huth out of Picture!

Look at that picture below. Ignore the fact that the ball would have hit Parker on the shin half way up had he stood still. My big question is where the Hell is Huth?
Danny Higginbotham scores against West Ham in FA Cup quarter-final
Video evidence clearly shows Huth's arm around Hitzlsperger's waist, pulling his fellow German out of the of the wall whilst, no doubt claiming, "I am only following orders!" Hitz is still on the move in that picture but where is Herr Huth exactly?






Has Pulis, fearing an FA style Nuremburg trial, tampered with the evidence? Has he recruited former members of the Stasi to airbrush Huth out of the photograph?

Or have Stoke invented a new secret weapon? Never mind the Delap Hurl, have the Potters developed an invisible paint that renders players invisible to the naked eye and still cameras? It might explain why Upson was standing five yards away from Huth when the opening goal was scored and why Cole didn't seem to realise the giant German was up his arse everytime he touched the ball.

Did anybody count how many players Stoke had on the pitch? Were there eleven plus the invisible Huth?

Vorsprung durch Technik - It's German for Cheating Northern Bastards!
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11 comments:

  1. B4V4R14N_H4MM3R14 March 2011 at 19:50

    Didn't notice Huth's action before.
    Watched the replay again and your totally right, the sasquatch wrestled Hitz away. No wonder that most Germans don't like and rate that tall oaf.

    Sadly we can't do too much about it - let's just hope they begin to struggle because of their additional fixtures and Stoke chokes on their own vomit.

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  2. Anonymous14 March 2011 at 20:05

    I think you will find that Huth is behind Da Costa and you can just see his leg if you look closely. Look at the video evidence and you can match that up to the picture.

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  3. Stani Army14 March 2011 at 20:10

    He's there HF, behind our 'wall'. It's a brilliant picture. Huth's head is at Spector's right shoulder. His red boots are behind the left boot of DaCosta and the right of Spector. His knee you can see on the inside of DaCosta's left knee, popping out. Brilliant!

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  4. Gavin Woollard14 March 2011 at 23:55

    What mixed emotions when an opposition defender who is in your fantasy league team scores against your team... For 3 seconds anyway until reality football smacks you back into the real world...

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  5. Stani Army15 March 2011 at 00:24

    This photo was taken at the exact same time but from a slight angle. Huth can be seen behind our wall:

    http://ep.imgci.com/PICTURES/CMS/21800/21858.jpg

    I tweeted Carlton couple of weeks ago to watch out for that filthy bar steward. Unfortunately, Hitz doesn't tweet.

    How do refs let him get away with it? He's a serial offender, they should be looking for him.

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  6. Anonymous15 March 2011 at 14:02

    kevin in manchester writes..

    err less of the northern bastards.. strictly sopeaking their midland or mercian bastards ..BTW have you been following the latest hyserical and needless to say lengthy diatribes by SJ Chandos on WHTID.. apparently they want to put up 'their' candidate to sit on the west ham fans body. blog or body but never the twain as far as I am concerned .. as they won't let me log on anymore I can't vent my spleen there so I'm doing it here!

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  7. isaac15 March 2011 at 15:18

    Check out the video on KUMB of incident...truly awful from Huth and Stoke in general..(there's a link on .org if your interested)

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  8. Hammersfan15 March 2011 at 16:27

    Kevin mate, I think Tottenham and Arsenal count as northern bastards, so Stoke must do!

    You are banned from WHTID as well? What did you do? No homophobic comments I hope!

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  9. Hammersfan15 March 2011 at 16:28

    It's clever though isn't it Isaac? Why don't our silly bastards do it?

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  10. isaac15 March 2011 at 19:39

    Agree HF but if we did it would ruin the 'ethos' of football and general fair play at our club, you,me and in general every WHU fan want to see football played with integrity and fairness (a little bit of good old aggression and kidology)but in general let the footballing accumen of the team and individuals shine (bloody hell I'm coming over all Wenger). I also think 'we' would get penalised everytime...it's beggars belief how Stoke get away with rough house tactics week in week out.

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  11. Hammersfan15 March 2011 at 22:59

    Oh bloody hell mate, I don't mind a bit of clever cheating providing we are doing it! I was happy to see Owen go down against Argentina! And I was happy to claim Piquionne's goal even though I believe he handled it! Were you shouting at the TV, "Own up to handball you cheating frog!" when the goal was given? What about when Ilunga went down in a heap when gently pushed by Kenwynne at Sunderland a couple of seasons back? Did you want Jones to stay on the pitch?

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