Burger King Commemorate Benni's Departure

Following McBenni's departure from West Ham and probable announcement of his retirement from competitive football - 12 months after he actually stopped playing - Burger King have launched the 1,160 calorie Meat Monster burger by way of a tribute.

In between the sesame seed bun, you will find two hamburgers, a chicken breast fillet, two slices of processed cheese and three rashers of bacon, and all disguised by salad trimmings on top.The monster combi burger - the highest calorie burger available from any of the major take away chains - is retailing at a cool £6 per coronary inducer, which means that Benni can tuck in to 333,333 before he exhausts his reputed £2million pay off!

A spokesman for Burger King said, "We are hopeful that Benni will spend a fair slice of his settlement in our wonderful eateries. The Meat Monster should be right up his street given his BMI, the Benni Mass Index."