West Ham v Blackburn. Come in Jim Devine!

Please Jim, we need you! We will roll out the red carpet for you, give you a free flat in the soon to be built Boleyn Mansions complete with an inflatable Karren Brady doll, and promise you a running track-side seat in the Olympic Stadium. And no, I'm not talking about the lying, cheating bastard of a Labour MP who is now doing time for his part in the expenses scandal!

Jim Devine, forever a West Ham hero, is now needed more than ever before!