Monday 28 November 2011

West Ham to sign African International Centre Back in January!

Brilliant! If the rumours are true, we are trying to sign Moustapha Bayal Sall in January. Now apart from the fact that he will be nicknamed Crap as soon as we sign him - what self respecting East Ender could resist given his Christian name? - there is the little matter of the African Cup of Nations which kicks off in the third week of the month.

Wouldn't that be West Ham all over? Sign the player in January, give him a 5 year contract, package him off to Africa for the Cup of Nations, then discover he has contracted malaria whilst over there so will never kick a ball for the club!

16 comments:

Deane said...

doesn't look like a Christian name to me
Let's all get pedantic
Let's all get pedantic
la la la laaa

Hammersfan said...

LOL Good point Deane!

Anonymous said...

According to the net he is a Christian, unlike a lot of barbarians and heathens that seem to follow fanno.

Hammersfan said...

Ah Fanno and the Heathens, sounds like a 1980's band!

Hammersfan said...

Sorry LC, that was the wrong side of the line. Not malicious I know but potentially offensive.

Deane said...

Me personally I reckon Christians and followers of all other modern religions are the heathens that have diverted from Paganism

Stani said...

Let's hope he doesn't meet this cow!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i47HoiM0Au8

Hammersfan said...

Ah yes, the white working class chav, she who puts the Great in Britain!

Anonymous said...

looks like a smackhead to me? a relation perhaps?

Hammersfan said...

We are talking about the woman on the tube I presume.

Anonymous said...

Yes the woman on the ("Tram") bus on You Tube, crack I'd say.... poor child (not woman).

Stani said...

I just feel sorry for the genuine people she thinks she's representing, and she'd probably include you in that HF.

Hammersfan said...

I don't think she thinks Stani. Let's hope the child is adopted by decent parents - mixed race ideally!

Anonymous said...

Mixed race!?! Did I hear correctly? Christ man are you really so stuck in the last century - every decent human being knows the term now is bi-racial.

Of course the term ‘mixed race’ is preferable to ‘half caste’ or ‘half breed’ it is inherently equivocal, suggestive of a tainting, a dilution of ethnicity. Which is why only a racist like you would use such a term!

Shame on you.

Hammersfan said...

Strange, that's what a work colleague terms herself. I must tell her she is a racist.

Hammersfan said...

Better complain about the BBC and Channel 4 too!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/aboutthebbc/2011/09/a-season-of-bbc2-programmes-about-mixed-race-britain.shtml

http://www.channel4.com/programmes/is-it-better-to-be-mixed-race

I guess that makes you an idiotic twat 1827.

That "woman" you pay for sex and who keeps telling you she is biracial is probably a lady boy!