Zola Still Tarting Himself

He doesn't give up does he? Zola has been telling Talk Bollocks about how he expects to get another shot at management in the Premiership after his call to be employed in Russia apparently fell upon deaf ears. With Inter Milan not even acknowledging his application and Leicester City preferring Pearson Pragmatism to Zola Zest, poor Gianfranco still finds himself in a managerial wasteland, kept company coincidentally by Alan Turds Curbishley and Avram Atoning Grant.

Limbo is a dark, dark place for these Hollow Men, groping together, headpieces filled with tactical straw.