Oops the Euros Are Starting!

 

Anybody notice? More excitement over Eurovision wasn't there? I bet the Russian Grannies performed better as a unit than our defence will! What's the chances of us scoring nul points I wonder?

Now watch us go and win it! Come on Woy of the Wovers!

And whilst we are about it, full marks to the hosts for a naff opening ceremony. I reckon even we can better that for the Olympics! A real opportunity missed here. They should have re-enacted the German invasion of Poland in 1939 and finished off with all the leaders of Europe handing the keys to their nations over to a smiling Angela Merkel!