Wednesday, 4 July 2012

First Indication Of Identity of New Leeds United Owner

News is just breaking of the possible identity of the man behind the bid to buy Leeds United. Although nothing has been finally confirmed, a jet chartered by Sheik Nosob Sggih landed at Leeds Bradford International Airport yesterday and the reclusive figure, with an entourage of special advisers and security, was rumoured to have been driven away in fleet of black Mercedes.

The search for the mysterious figure behind the Leeds take over has been ongoing for some time and has led some to question whether a bidder actually exists, or if it is all a ploy by Ken Bates to divert attention away from inactivity in the transfer market. Even now it has not yet been confirmed that Nosob Sggih is, indeed, the elusive and much sought after bidder, but his arrival at the airport would be a remarkable coincidence given he has not been seen outside of his home country of Qatar since the beginning of the Arab Spring.

Little is known about Nosob Sggih other than he is a shadowy figure who wields significant influence in his home country. There are rumours of a press conference later today and the footballing world will hold its breath in anticipation of the announcement. If Nosob Sggih is indeed revealed, then the landscape of football as we know it is sure to change for ever.

76 comments:

  1. LEEDS. So good they named it once

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  2. Lol - Higgs Boson

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  3. Higgs Boson. Yeh well done, like the particle from a proton collision? Well done, you prized prat, support and publish about your own club for a change.

    Marching on Together

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  4. So, whats happening with your team? All you do is write shit about all others. This crap is all over newsnow. STOP IT!!! LUFC

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  5. you must be bored

    The Higgs boson is an elementary particle in the Standard Model (SM)

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  6. Higgly amusing…

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  7. Boring and desperate post.

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  8. Higgly amusing...

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  9. Unfortunately the Higgs Boson particle may have been discovered but our new owners haven't but nice try anyway!

    p.s. A Higgs-Boson walks into a church, the priest says “We don’t allow Higgs-Bosons in here.”

    The Higgs-Boson says “But without me how can you have mass?

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  10. Ha ha ha ha ha, nice one! Nosob Sggih -> Higgs Boson. You are one funny guy!

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  11. I wonder where this first came from, but it's not April 1st ! First indication of "Higgs Boson" - the shadowy particle found by LHC ? Read it backwards!

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  12. Even West ham fans must know it's not the 1st April

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  13. Exciting! And at what sigma point was this sighting?

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  14. Unfortunatelt the Higgs Boson particle may have been found but our new owners identity hasn't. Nice try though!

    p.s.A Higgs-Boson walks into a church, the priest says “We don’t allow Higgs-Bosons in here.”

    The Higgs-Boson says “But without me how can you have mass?

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  15. Worst trolling I've seen for a log time. Still no wet spam news?

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  16. Is he a mate of Hadron Collider?

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  17. Higgs Boson backwards, oh dear. Surely you can come up with something better than that ?

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  18. Boson Higgs the elusive atomic particle you are a prick

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  19. Lol....P!ss Taker, write about your own club, Nosob Sggih....no such person

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  20. Ha Ha A hammer supporter into physics, who would hsve thought?

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  21. Could you not have invented a slightly more plausible name?

    So not only are you short of wet spam news and events, you know absolutely sod all about Leeds United too!

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  22. Very clever, Hammersfan! Might be wasted on most football supporters though or is that snobbery?

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  23. Oh very good Higgs Boson Particle has been found but not at Elland Road

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  24. The Higgs boson is an elementary particle in the Standard Model (SM) of particle physics

    Sheik nosob sggih?

    Not very original, wet spammer?

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  25. Boson higgs troll fail!!!!!!!

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  26. Boson Higgs

    You must be SO proud of that one

    Why do you bother?

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  27. Nosob Sggih is Higgs Bosun spelt backwards and is something to do with "God particles" - what an odd bloke you are..!! Full of shit too, there's a surprise!!

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  28. is that the brother of Higgs Boson. Idiot.

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  29. Very Funny and West Ham are about to sign an very tricky elusive forward called Higgs Boson, but unfortunately they are not exactly sure where he is at the moment. Rumours are he is with Ken Bates wondering if the world has gone mad with his little investment joke.

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  30. Higgs Boson backwards. Funny. Which is sadder - you writing this stuff or me reading it?

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  31. Very Funny and West Ham are about to sign an very tricky elusive forward called Higgs Boson, but unfortunately they are not exactly sure where he is at the moment. Rumours are he is with Ken Bates wondering if the world has gone mad with his little investment joke.

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  32. And your point is ?

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  33. I've heard it's all gone tits up appy days,,,,

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  34. Hilarious! You have just about captured how this whole saga has begun to have an effect on the expectations of Leeds fans. If there is indeed a genuine takeover in the offing, expectations have risen so high that this middle eastern billionaire might well turn out to be as real and elusive as the God Particle.

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  35. boson higgs dont think he will buy

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  36. I heard he caused a collision in switzerland!

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  37. Hilarious! You have just about captured how this whole saga has begun to have an effect on the expectations of Leeds fans. If there is indeed a genuine takeover in the offing, expectations have risen so high that this middle eastern billionaire might well turn out to be as real and elusive as the God Particle.

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  38. Hilarious! You have just about captured how this whole saga has begun to have an effect on the expectations of Leeds fans. If there is indeed a genuine takeover in the offing, expectations have risen so high that this middle eastern billionaire might well turn out to be as real and elusive as the God Particle.

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  39. Higgs boson backwards...oh how clever !,

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  40. Surely as a Hammers fan this mystery buyer is none of your conCERN.

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  41. Higgs Boson backwards ...oh how clever

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  42. Sheik Higgs boson ???? Your a bellend

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  43. almost funny, Sheik Nosob Sggih, or in other words higgs boson, the god particle, you could have mixed the letters up rather than just wrote it backwards. MOT

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  44. Nice made up name, the guy dosn't exist and you can't spell shiehk you knob head

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  45. boson higgs very funny who ever posted this GOD do you really think leeds fans are that dumb.

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  46. DOES THE HAMMERS FAN HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN WIND UP LEEDS FANS.
    THE TERM INFERIORITY COMPLEX SPRINGS
    TO MIND.
    YOUR SPIRITUAL HOME "THE CHMPIONSHIP"
    BECKONS.

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  47. Get a life you clown

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  48. you mean higgs boson the god particle making leeds centre of the universe unlike your mah tsew

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  49. boson higgs very funny who ever posted this GOD do you really think leeds fans are that dumb.

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  50. Seems to me a bit of a "turn around" or backwards reading of the situation.

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  51. What's matter? did mummy take your teddy away again?
    So funny, you should be on the stage, and the next one leaves in ten minutes.

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  52. Hello KNOB

    You have little to do in your cell, but keep them coming.

    I was talking to Hammers Fan last night in Yorkshire, says your becoming a bit of prat in their eyes as well, daft thing is they think they know who you are.

    Watch u back my son

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  53. Is this really the ONLY way you can get hits on this site??

    You obviously fooled all of us into actually reading the article....

    ... well maybe for 23.4 nanoseconds!

    Totally desperate for attention aren't we?

    Tottingham Hotspuds shut today is it?

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  54. ha ha ha from a leeds fan that was very witty mate

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  55. Dick head why not do us all a favour and f##k off

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  56. One thing is clear from reading all the articles on this site....... You're a twat

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  57. Write somthing of West Ham please - were not even in the same division as Leeds anymore. Or change the blog name. Tired of reading Leeds "news"..

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  58. Neglecting to mention the wonderful ex-Leeds George McCartney joining you spammers? There's hope for us all at West Ham by the looks of it. Best of luck to you!

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  59. "Nice made up name, the guy dosn't exist and you can't spell shiehk you knob head"

    Priceless!

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  60. Are you sure your name is not really Richard Head?

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  61. Nice article on AVB on the twattenham news page. One thing to note they dont seem to have as many supporters as Leeds and so you didnt get the response your "od lid" enjoyment needed. Where as you must of been in a frenzy this morning.

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  62. U sad boring cockney prick !

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  63. What Would Shez Do?4 July 2012 at 12:45

    Ah, your latest poor attempt at trolling.... Does your carer know you have access to the web?

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  64. HAHAHA love it, Quite unsure as to why people are so pissed off ITS A JOKE!!! i could only presume people are annoyed because they didnt get it and got really excited! Idiots.

    Yorkshireman with brains (unlike most the people on here)

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  65. Trying to stay positive ere lads the longer this drags on seems more and more like bates dirty tricks BATES OUT keep the faith

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  66. lol @ the fans who sing about giving Michael Jackson's monkey a blow job

    MOT

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  67. Why write about us if your website is meant to be about wet spam? Oh yes you are a sad prick who has nothing to write about there own team all this takeover stuff is on newsnow so get a life!!!!!!!

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  68. A least our new owners won't sell dildos you prick

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