Austin All Agro, a gift in an All Bran packet apparently, Varney arriving on a double decker bus, Fifty Shades of Gray and none of them exciting and Pants Down Ashdown make up the sensational quartet for today! What a day at the office for Warnock!
Anybody might think that this billionaire take over is black pudding in the sky looking at the dross Warnock is signing! Why shop in Poundland when you have billions of pounds about to pump through the pipeline for pity's sake?
Anybody want a bet on Snakeinthegrass joining Norwich or Villa before the season starts, putting Leeds into profit on the summer transfer dealings?
This stinks! And Master Bates is dropping silent ones which Leeds fans are sniffing and calling boquet garni! Have a big sniff guys, because it's looking more and more as if you are being taken for mugs!
But still, tomorrow could yet be Takeover Tuesday!
Actually fairly funny for once
ReplyDeletebless you, you just keep blowing mike pet
ReplyDeleteWhy not change this to a Leeds fan site?
ReplyDeleteYou're clearly a Leeds fan or just someone obsessed with our great club!
You forgot your signaturer...JERK.
ReplyDeleteYou really are a funny bubble boy. There is obviously something happening at elland road re a takeover. Even if it's not as good as we think, at least we think. What do you do in your spare time?
ReplyDeleteIf I was a real hammers fan I would be embarrassed for you. Come to think (a concept you sure are not able to do) of it, as a season ticket holder of the mighty whites for over twenty five years and old enough to remember when folk had a soft spot for all the bubble blowers, I am embarrassed for you too. Pack this crap in....get a life and let real west ham fans talk about their team on a real Web site and not be associated with you. It's just boring for all of us. Goodbye bubble boy. We will be a Big club once again and soon and you just don't like it do you.
jealousyyyy hahaa
ReplyDeleteFck u ya nob head!
ReplyDeleteStory has only just come out.....your getting shitty again mummys boy...is your hit count down or did the local brass charge you ugly tax ?...just a thought like but this Massive fan base your tapping into might have been doing a bit of digging...frantastic..
ReplyDeleteWhy don't you make an emphatic statement that there is no take over at Leeds? 'cos you're a toenail who hasn't got the courage of his convictions.
ReplyDeleteLets have less "looks like" and "could be" wind ups.
Every article you write makes you sound more and more like a Leeds fan.
All of them I know would be surprised in the least if this take over turns out to be one big Bates sham. That's the bit that winds everyone up. You make out we are swallowing it hook, line and sinker when each of us knows more than you what the old curmudgeon is capable of.
If amongst all your research it irks you to find that despite all his evil we are still able remain positive and dream of a better future then I am not surprised. But it is tiresome that you have to troll away with your own lack of optimism. Tiresome but understandable given your own clubs past, present and future.
A say again. Say it loud and proud. "There is no take over at Leeds" At least then you will be able to say I told you so. Or are you really such a coward?
(That's a rhetorical question by the way).
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ReplyDeleteBoring twat
ReplyDelete...where Wet Spam shop in Aldi for Swiss under 21 keepers?
ReplyDeleteWanker
ReplyDeleteSir,
ReplyDeleteApart from being a big steaming turd yourself - who have West Spam signed to help in their relegation fight?
You have a good turn of phrase by the way, your witterings are quite amusing. Now instead of "forever blowing bubbles", why not try blowing your boyfriend instead and get rid of some of that pent up wank juice you've been storing ready to spuff the insides of your stained undercrackers when the Mighty Spam score their first goal back in the Premiership.
Yours with high regards
Mr Comedy Northern Monkey
Whats with the Leeds stories on here? I really don't care!
ReplyDeleteBates has a reputation for exaggerating! Leeds need investment to be able to make the next step, but I wouldn't expect it to be this summer now!
ReplyDelete...and may I be the first to congratulate the mighty hammers on beating the entire footballing world to the signature of Switzerland U20's goalkeeper....Raphael Spiegel. Nice one. Crack on lads.
ReplyDeleteTalking of bargain basement players who currently play for a sh*t team, we are in for Maynard. Maynard who is currently employed by an overachieving club, who will be destined to forever be average at best, never reaching any memorable highs, or achievements at the top of the football league, with fans that can only dream about being a big club, a big club like Leeds United. I'd take supporting LUFC, and all that entails, every single time over supporting a boring, average, small time club with a small time mentality. Because when we come back, and we WILL be back, we will absolute dominate teams like the bubble bummers. You know it's true, that's why you write about us everyday.
ReplyDeleteNICKY MAYNARD FOR LEEDS....NEXT
ReplyDeleteIs your name terence fu@kwit esq and do you like jellied eels you fuc@ing freak.
ReplyDeleteUnfortunatley the blogger has every right to have a pop at us. Ken Bates, Neil Harvey and now Neil Warnock have turned us into a laughing stock.
ReplyDeleteObviously you haven't heard about Maynard you southern prick!?! And have you never heard of building a squad. West Ham went up with Carew, Joey o'brien and George mc-fucking-cartney. Doesnt get much more drossy than that!
ReplyDeleteYou missed the real point of the Terry / Ferdinand case - the word everyone got upset about was the word black - but all the press blocked out the letter for c**t surely the offending word was black so shouldn't it have read B***k cunt?
ReplyDeletecockmuncher
ReplyDeleteI have to say the last couple of leeds stories have been pretty funny. We all know you just do it for the needle factor but us leeds fans cant help but respond, can we?
ReplyDeleteIm pretty sure that we will have a good go this season, but West Ham my friend are going down, just like ur mams pants. and yes, you guessed it, they're outa primark
This was actually fairly amusing in parts! I think it's safe to say our season next term will be totally different from last year, we will be a force to be reckoned with and if as NW as stated the "crucial signings are yet to come" then we have every chance of going up next year. There aren't many teams in the championship that can say that so if this takeover really does go through then we will all be singing Glory glory Leeds United!!
ReplyDeleteI have to say....genuinely funny for a change. I'd be happy to have a beer with you as long as it's not that flat, warm Southern shite!!
ReplyDeleteWhat does it say about our two clubs when I have never read a blog about West Ham on a Leeds site.
ReplyDeleteGood luck next season, but we really don't care about your club and your obsession with Leeds is very odd.
Your comments are not well informed and makes you sound like an idiot for simply regurgitating whatever you can find on your daily search of Leeds news.
About time you grew up mate.
As previous posters have stated you are without a doubt a wannabae leeds utd supporter. Your fascination with our great club borders on the obsessional! Man i'm not even as up to date on our info as you are. Go on yield yourself, you know its inevitable. Your lust for leeds knows no bounds. PS If you really were a west ham fan you missed one big piece of news last nght - namely that LEEDS, YES LEEDS! Had a bid turned down for your own nicky maynard! Now don't be getting a 'hard-on' over that one will you - END OF!
ReplyDeleteYou sound really angry at something. Is everything all right? Has something upset you? There, there it will be all right.
ReplyDeleteWhat a cockney wanker
ReplyDeleteGo and blow bubbles with the other in breds from the east end
whats the crack with leeds leeds leeds stories :s suport your own club while getting religated again. Your going to need all the help you can get when getting hammered back to the championship :D Have fun !!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteAs much as I hate to admit it, some points in this article I have considered myself. If we are indeed about to be taken over, why oh why are we signing gray and Varney??? if even a small amount us going to be made available you would think Warnock would wait until it is. Something just doesn't add up.
ReplyDeleteHey - you're def interested in all things Leeds - like a schoolboy who doesn't have the wherewithall to talk to a girl who he's in love with - you end up insulting the girl. There must be a little insecurity on your part cos if Leeds do get significant investment and return to the PL with a good squad, money to spend and the usual youngsters that are coming through - you know we'll eclipse the lil old hammers down Green Street.
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