The brutal truth is that Maynard is, at best, average. Leeds fans are wetting their pants at the thought of signing him but when they are feeding off of scraps like Varney and Ashdown, is it any wonder that they greet the news of interest in Maynard as if they are on the point of signing Messi?
Should Leeds stump up what we paid to sign him, I would get rid pronto. He is better than the dross that Warnock has signed to date but he is not good enough to wear Claret and Blue!
Were getting OWEN. what you say about that then! mot
ReplyDeleteGet the sand out of your fanny mate, you come across as one bitter little bitch. You should be happy now West Am are back playing like Brazil....
ReplyDeleteOh sorry wrong club, you never have and never will.
Forever a small club amongst London's recognised teams.
Your such a bitter loser ... getting hits of Leeds fans its cringeworthy
ReplyDeleteHe's rubbish. I hope Leeds don't sign him because he is shit like west ham and these stories. Yawn.....zzzz
ReplyDeleteCorrect me if im wrong but isnt that the same luke varney that scored against your lot last season so he cant be that bad then can he
ReplyDeleteEnjoy your one season back in prem cos it wont be long before your relegated again
ReplyDeleteWho the fcuk is Maynard? Who is writing this pathetic Blog? I used to quite like Spam!!
ReplyDeleteWhy so many comments on Leeds? You are totally obsessed on us, why not get a life and follow the Hammers? You should be happy rather than a really sad bitter individual whose articles are just dross. Get a life! By the way, congrats on promotion. Please concentrate on the Hammers. As it would seem that your blog should be called you are crazy rather than worlds gone crazy......
ReplyDeleteMaynard is not rubbish, he is 100 times the player Vaz Te is and a natural goalscorer, could easily hit double digits next season in a 4-4-2, but yes, he cannot be accommodated in an Allardyce team.
ReplyDeleteLMFAO - 5 comments in 7 minutes! Twats!!!
ReplyDeleteThat must be orgasmic freakazoid
DeleteWe obviously have a bad record of taking Wet Sham cast offs .... I think we only made around £600,000 a month profit for the time we had the last one.
ReplyDeleteAnd that really helped cement your position in footballs elite....... Sorry, wrong team.
DeleteAllardyce is thinking of playing him out wide. Read Maynard's interview on the OS.
ReplyDeleteWest who?
ReplyDeleteLOL Think you will find that Maynard is more of a Mervyn Day than a Rio Ferdinand. Surprised you are boasting about being a feeder club to Man Utd though! McQueen, Jordan, Ferdinand...and Cantona of course! If it wasn't for Leeds, Ferguson would have been sacked before he turned Man Utd into the dominant powerhouse in British football. Good to see that Leeds fans are happy about that! Very sporting!
ReplyDeleteJohnny Giles Gordon Strachan i rest my case staw dick
Deleteyou arragant little sh.t leeds united are 100 times the club wet sham will ever be.dont matter what division your in youll always be in our shadow. jelous tw.t.
ReplyDeleteHe tried that in the Championship and it didn't work Stani. Maynard on the wing is as out of place as Bopara in a test team!
ReplyDeleteWhere's Mick - I'm missing him. I think he wants me, HF. Don't get wel jel......
ReplyDeleteAnother classically illuminated piece of literary genius there from 0018. Keep em coming lads - let's not spoil the cliche eh?
ReplyDeleteNothing but a closet Leeds fan. I bet you'll come out to us all when Leeds go up and shammers go down lol.... love Leeds!
ReplyDeleteoh look westham have 2 quid to there name and they think every player they get rid of is shit grow up you southern ponces lets hope you end up like pompey because spending silly money on half witts wont get you nowhere dumb fucks
ReplyDeleteYou absolute West Ham Cockney asswipes.. why cant u just Concentrate on that sham of Crap u lot r meant to support.. u SPEND MORE TIME CONCENTRATING ON THE MIGHTY WHITES than u do ure own side.. Call ureselves fans..
ReplyDeleteDisgrace to West Ham u r... Leeds will always be a bigger and better side than u ever will be..
One thing for sure we will definately cross next season... When u come down we'll be going up..
Idiotic People
Hammers sleep with their children Is thAt any more offensive than the bullshit you write. F#}# off and leave Leeds alone you tired waste of space.
ReplyDeleteenjoy your day in the sun, because come august, storm clouds will gather over poor west ham !
ReplyDeleteI can't believe this complete childish drivel gets a mention . This guy is clearly obsessed with Leeds . We all know why big clubs breed jealousy . #keyboard warrior
ReplyDeleteMcQueen and Jordan? What did they do at Scumchester? In their careers in England McQueen and Jordan only won a Champions of England medal with one club and it wasn't 'man u' and for obvious laughable reasons it wasn't The Appy Ammers. Ferdinand is a lowlife and really should have stayed at Upton Park with all the others, present company included. Cantona was a different story and man u got lucky as he could just as easily have gone to Liverpool at the time. Of course if he'd gone to West Ham he'd never have been heard of again. As we're talking Leeds to Scum and vice versa two other names to throw into the mix, Strachan and Giles both again only won titles at one English club...
ReplyDeleteGo sew some buttons on ya coats,ya pearly (necklace) queens .....
ReplyDeleteIf I see one more leeds fan refer to West Ham as 'Wet Spam' or 'West Sham' or something similar, I will slit my jugular vein. You may pass it off as 'football banter' but it is, simply put, not funny. You're all probably 30+ years old, grow up.
ReplyDeleteHas wet spam ever been champions of england ?
ReplyDeleteHas wet spam ever played in the euro cup / c.l ?
How many top flight trophys have they ever won ?
Have they ever been a bigger club than millwall ?
How come all there fans are animal abusers ?
Has hf got a day job ? .............
Hope so , cos your shite at this .
Is headmaster his little gimp and anal lover .......
Deffo ..........YOU COCKS.
Headmaster, what's your relationship to Hammersfan? I have heard of sychophants before but you are cringeworthy. Suck up to someone worthy for goodness sake..Hammersfan is a second rate scribe who's mother must have been goosed by a Leeds fan at a Clapham Dance in 1971.
ReplyDeleteYou assume I agree with having Maynard on the wing HF? It is a sign of things to come. Allardyce will struggle to settle on his best team and best formation. This will have a disastrous effect on our season as we limp through games struggling with our broken play and lack of fluidity, trying to play on the counter but in actual fact just defending for the majority of games. If he tries to fit Noble in the team and plays people out of position like he is with Maynard, expect the above.
ReplyDeleteThere are certain aspects to this beautiful game that you really don't need to over-think. Allardyce with all his technology, backroom staff and statistics tends to do this.
Wouldn't want any of the current WH side at Leeds. I'm sure they'd love Sky to buy them Snodgrass however.
ReplyDeleteLet's face it West Ham have a great track record of making great players average and average players shit. Must something the put in water down in Essex..
ReplyDeleteI can tell you do love leeds and who can blame you best team in the land :)
ReplyDeleteWhy are all the Leeds fans on here getting so hysterical? This blog is hardly that critical of Leeds. Think they need to grow a thicker skin. By the way, I completely disagree with the blog. Maynard hasn't been given enough of a chance, and when he has he's done well. Good signing for Leeds, would be a loss for us. Good luck for the season Leeds, I actually have a lot of respect for your club. Come on your Irons!!
ReplyDeleteIts a bit rich coming from QPRs feeder club mind. You're conveniently forgetting a couple of names who came the other way across the Pennines and who played no small part in the glory years,Giles and Strachan. I can even remember the fans of the beautiful game at the Boleyn screaming "ginger slag" at Strach back in october 89 then Vinnie let loose a 30 yard screamer to shut you all up. I think this latest exodus at your club is to do with the golden showers your owners have installed. Your "friend" the "Head" Master purports to be above the comments made by Leeds fans on these posts. His comments on here aren't excactly highbrow. It's also difficult to ignore the lame attempts of mocking Yorkshire accents. Coming from a race of people who have murdered the English language more than any others it is rather strange. Almost without exception you all suffer painfully with Rhotacism down there. I can't for the life of me think how your local Pawn and porn brokers understand you.
ReplyDeletewhy dont you spend more time supporting your own club and less on other teams....unless your really not a hammers fan just a cnut
ReplyDeleteFat Sam's just signed his 3rd keeper of this transfer window (Raphael Spiegel) ... he must have realised the first 2 (Jussi Jaaskelainen from relegated Bolton and Stephen Henderson from relegated Portsmouth) might need some help, he's hoping all three can play at the same time as it should hel keep the ball in the air for as long as possible ... mind you the lad only made 17 appearances for the Swiss second-tier club SC Brühl SG last season ... more top quality ... champions league here you come (oops did I put champions league, I ment championship) ... keep up the good work Sam! Us leeds fans love the job your doing.
ReplyDeletewho is headmaster? you are a total prick.
ReplyDeleteLeeds United - no offer for Maynard you tit!
ReplyDeleteYou northern monkeys come across as little girls with all of your whining, nothing changes there then.
ReplyDeleteRemind me how many years have you been trying to get back to the league that some of you so despise.
For a one team city, your support is piss poor as is your loyalty, under 20k crowds in the NPC, you should be ashamed
I would like to amend my last post. I used to have a lot of respect for Leeds until I read all the replies under this blog (which I agree is bollocks by the way).
ReplyDeleteAll this “my club's bigger than your club” crap is frankly embarrassing. Both clubs have a big fanbase and a chequered recent history, so what's to argue about?
As I said, I think we should keep Maynard. Whether Sam does or not is another matter.
Oh, and there is hardly an exodus out of West Ham at the moment. Fat Sam is shipping a few out but that's hardly the same thing.
If someone is being an idiot, I find it's not advisable to be an even bigger idiot back. It makes the original idiot look good.
ReplyDelete00:08 "LMFAO" ???? how old are you? you sound like a teenager at best.
ReplyDeleteHF is a hits whore. Knows FA about football, and has an A+ in secondary school wind-ups. Your children must be very proud of their dad.
ReplyDeleteComical how Leeds still think there a big club ! ! I didn't know things were THAT far behind still up north tbh
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