Massacre on Green Street. Allardici Slaughtered By Mancinyce!

So what happened there then? Little old West Ham, certainties for an immediate return to the Championship apparently, took on megabucks Unreal City and came away with a creditable draw. True we were at home, and true Man City had 61% of the possession, but who gives a toss? Ten games into the season and we have banked 15 points already. Another 21 from 28 games and we are safe!

True too we offered little going forward but full marks to Allardyce. Look at our defenders and Man City's attacking options and it must have been the biggest mismatch outside of Michael Gove having sex with Keira Knightley. But somehow, God only knows how, through wonderful organisation and superb determination, we came away with a clean sheet. And that was even with Spence coming on for Collins for the last 8 minutes!

And meanwhile, Wigan won at Spurs! Still in eighth place in the Prem! Level points with Arsenal! Still above Liverpool! I'll end by carrying a series of comments left this week from Leeds fans! But to be fair, the once mighty Whites did cling on for a draw against the Brighton team we thumped 6-0 in May!

I quote:

"I'm looking forward to Man city trouncing West Ham this evening."

And

"May i take this opportunity to give you your daily reminder? Less than 48 hours to go now until your shitty little team get torn apart by Man City. I can't wait. Have you got your excuses ready yet? It was the fault of- collins? Mccartney? O brien? Jussi? Or all of them?"

And

Leeds Mick said...

My weekend selections are-fulham v everton(draw) norwich v stoke (draw)spurs v wigan (home)w,ham v man city(away) birmingham v ipswich(home) charlton v boro(draw)derby v blackpool(away) forest v millwall(home)chesterfield v hartlepool(home). Put a weekend quickslip on 4 to 9folds or 5 to 9 folds. Betfred do a minimum stake of 5p so it will cost around 20quid.

 

(How wrong can you be! Incredible predictions there Mick. No wonder the bookies in Leeds can afford to watch games at Elland Road under Master Bates!)

And

One day to go hf. It's going to be like a public execution. I'm almost embarrassed for w,ham knowing what man city and tevez are going to do to them.

And

"You predicted Forest would be in the top 6 did you? You and everyone else,here's another obvious prediction for you psycho man,Man City to annihilate west ham next week. We'll see who else has mediocre players then. Put your head between your knees and kiss your arse goodbye or get the headmaster to do it for you. Can't wait for next week. Come on Tevez."

Where are Leeds in the Championship? Twelth! Oh the shame!