Would Messi Waste His Talents At Liverpool?

 

Brendan, Brendan, Brendan, think before you speak. Suarez already has enough reasons for wanting to leave Liverpool - crap team, crime ridden city, eeee Stevie Gerrard and eeee Jamie Carragher - so the last thing he needs to hear is that he is in the same league as Messi.

But that's the point, he isn't in the same league - but he wants to be!

Why is he playing his red cotton socks off? Because he is in the shop window! His agent will be faxing a transcript of Rodgers' comments to Barcelona and Real Madrid before close of business today. Because let's face it, Messi wouldn't dream of playing for a has been club like Liverpool would he? Manchester United possibly. Manchester City maybe. Chelsea at a push. But Liverpool? To finish mid table in the Prem and play in the Europa League if he is lucky? No wonder ex Real Madrid favourite David Beckham has added an endorsement!

Suarez has probably already asked Santa for a Real Madrid shirt for Christmas! Well, they don't make such a fuss about racist comments and diving in Spain do they?

Still, Liverpool could always recall Andy Carroll to replace him!