How on earth is the guy in the team? Didn't Allardyce see that foul which saw Chelsea hit the base of the post from the subsequent free kick? What about that back heel that went wrong, allowing Chelsea to break and nearly score? Where was Noble when Chelsea got their goal exactly? Pathetic!
Of course, he had the highest pass completion rate of any player in a West Ham shirt. Again. And he covered more miles than any other player on the pitch. Again. And he played an absolutely brilliant pass to release Jarvis, who really should have netted. And it was Noble's clever freekick down the line that released Jarvis for the cross that led to Nolan's wrongly disallowed goal, with Chelsea at sixes and sevens because of the speed of Noble's thought.
But he made two errors in the game! Three because he passed the ball directly into touch on one occasion too! He must be dropped. He is a liability! Chelsea's team cost £500m and West Ham beat them 3-1 with a guy who cost us nothing in the playmaking role, helping us to boss the midfield in the second half; but frankly that's not good enough! He is only in the team for PR reasons. His passing and tackling stats only compare with Gerrard's because Noble is trying to hoodwink the fans into thinking he is a key man in West Ham's midfield.
We are only eighth in the Prem. Eighth! That's pathetic! Who knows where we might be if Noble wasn't in the team! 22 points at the beginning of December? Pathetic! How many might we have if Noble wasn't in the side? Four points shy of a Champions League place? Pathetic! Without Noble, we might be in line to play Barcelona next season!
Come on Allardyce, wake up! Drop Noble now before it is too late! We can't afford to pick players on the basis of their PR work and as a hard nosed stats man you really should know better! Of course Grant was duped by Noble, he was an idiot. Of course Zola was duped, he was an idiot too. And of course Curbishley was duped before them because he was an idiot as well. But Big Sam, we are amazed that you love this guy so much. You do know he never played for Bolton, don't you?
Stani baiting.
ReplyDeleteIs this a new sport?
It's a noble sport mate, played by people who watch the game without fixed ideas, people who are prepared to admit that they were wrong, people who look to see the positives as well as the negatives and people who want to credit West Ham players when they have done well! It's a great sport, but it upsets Cypriots too apparently.
ReplyDeleteCome on HF. To drop Noble would be ridiculous. I didn't see the game, but if he did have a bad game then one game shouldn't be considered enough for him to get a drop. He is the anchor in the midfield. He isn't a defensive midfielder, he isn't an attacking midfielder, he is a tactical midfielder.
ReplyDeleteNoble is the least of our worries.
US HF
I forgot, you don't get irony in the USA. Let's face it, you guys actually elected and re-elected George Bush President!
ReplyDeleteIs this a joke??
ReplyDelete"Noble is trying to hoodwink the fans into thinking he is the key man in West Ham's midfield"
This website is awful. Your opinions are ridiculously pessimistic and you also seem to obsessed with Leeds United
Are you saying that the views expressed here are too absurd to be believed 1748? Is that how you read his comments Stani? How about you Sav?
ReplyDeleteNo chance! That is complete tosh!! I mean, what numpty would think such thoughts?? ;-)
ReplyDeleteHahahaha, well done.
ReplyDeleteThickos of the world unite on the plastic hammers very own site.
ReplyDeleteThe US HF comment and response was quite funny though to be honest, 1748.
ReplyDeleteDon't drop him. Sell him in January. There have always been a queue of clubs just waiting to sign him, well Stoke made an enquiry and that tells you all you need to know.
ReplyDeleteCome on guys, this is irony!! Good grief.
ReplyDeleteNice one HF, hooking them in every time.
Like you, I'm a big Noble fan.
I love it when you make me feel special, HF. Hahaaa
ReplyDeleteAs in Needs Stani?
ReplyDeleteSo, what about the pass that released Jarvis and the quickly taken free kick?
Now why diss people with disabilities, HF? That comment was not needed. You need to stop yourself sometimes. Even if you have the thought, at least stop yourself from posting it.
ReplyDeletePass that released Jarvis? It was hardly difficult and there was no other choice. It was the only pass on and the obvious pass! See this is what I mean. Noble does something normal, something players up and down the county do all the time and all of a sudden he's made out to be God's gift to football. Absurd.
He's currently one of the best English midfielders in the premiership?
DeleteNoble is a twat just like spamfan
ReplyDeleteCome on Hammersfan, Noble is too good for us - his contribution will never be acknowledged while he continues to waste his talents on mere football. I think he should be drafted into the European Astronaut team or maybe the Ryder Cup captaincy?
ReplyDeleteHERE, HERE I AGREE
ReplyDeleteEh. Blatant piss take. Blatant comments that its a piss take. Blatant response from the piss take and still people don't get it.
ReplyDeleteI understand you was having a stab at being a comedian but it come across as well as you anticipated. Try reading it to the wife first and if she doesn´t giggle with delight at your irony it will be wasted on the likes of others
ReplyDeletePathetic try at a wind up you loser ;)
ReplyDeleteTrophie dodgers
ReplyDeleteThat would more accurately be described as sarcasm than irony (I.e. the use of irony to mock or show contempt)...
ReplyDeleteI cannot believe that some people thought this was for real.
ReplyDeleteSeriously - can you believe this table at the moment!!
Come on you Ironies!!
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