"But I want a Porsche", Big Fat Sam complained. "No I NEED a Porsche. Why can't I have one?"
At this point, Dodgy Dave wandered past and signalled for Sam to come outside. "What do you want a Porsche for?" Dave asked. "I've got a sweet little motor on my forecourt now. One careful owner. Not many miles on the clock. Gears are a bit sticky. Head gasket may go any time soon, tyres could do with a bit more air, shock absorbers aren't the best, takes a bit of time to start in the morning, but when she's going she's a nice little runner and you only need her as a bit of a run around, it's not as if you're entering a Grand Prix. And at seven hundred nicker she's a snip!"
"But I really wanted a Porsche," Sam complains.
"Need's must," David replies. "So, what do you say to this lovely Cortina?"
5 comments:
Pedant in manchester writes ..
Sam is NOT a northerner he's from the Black Country and thus a Midlander and it is no use saying well he lives north of Reading! The Midlands are the Midlands- Good Christ he even has a black country accent and quite a thick one! The the north starts at Junction 16 on the M6 and whatever the turn off is after Mansfield on the M1.
Showing your ignorance once again armchair hammer. Notice the comments are flooding in too.
I like big Sam.He has destroyed your myth of fancy football.You might want to check where he is from ! NO northerner in him.
MORON
3 comments? 4 including this one. People are hardly seeking you out as a fountain of footballing knowledge are they armchair? You don't go to any matches so you thereby forfeit your right to criticize. If you don't pay up,shut up.
if you haven't got a name your opinion doesn't count for shit Get the walrus headed northern bastard out of my club and I start paying again I will never pay money to watch a team managed by that northern hoofing anti football numpty
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