He continued: "People forget what I'd done up until that point. When I took over, the high seas were just a dream. We were in port. I steered us out of port. I steered us through choppy waters. I got us to where we were and you have to admit that hitting those rocks was unlucky. It could happen to anybody. All I need is more time. I have the backing of the owners. The owners have been brilliant so far. And the crew are behind me. And the passengers love me. And..."
Sunday, 15 January 2012
QPR News: Warnock explains disastrous start to new career
He continued: "People forget what I'd done up until that point. When I took over, the high seas were just a dream. We were in port. I steered us out of port. I steered us through choppy waters. I got us to where we were and you have to admit that hitting those rocks was unlucky. It could happen to anybody. All I need is more time. I have the backing of the owners. The owners have been brilliant so far. And the crew are behind me. And the passengers love me. And..."
Saturday, 14 January 2012
Allardyce in for Doncaster's Billy Sharp and El Hadji Diouf
Sharp will offer the promise of goals and is available at a price that will enable Allardyce to offload him in the summer after promotion is achieved. Diouf, meanwhile, has yet to sign for Doncaster and would jump at the chance of a contract until the end of the season and the opportunity to prove himself worthy of an extended deal, and another stab at the Premiership; and he would provide an attacking alternative to Taylor for the left flank.
The purists won't like it, but Doctor Evil won't care about that! Both Sharp and Diouf will suit his pragmatic agenda perfectly, and leave him with money to spare to add a younger, more exciting striker if one can be sourced.
It's all going PEARson shaped at Leicester!
Oh dear, what a shame. After sacking Sven and poaching Pearson, it's all gone tits up in the Walkers Stadium, with Leicester now a full FIFTEEN points adrift of an automatic promotion place. It is now one win in eight games, and Leicester fans must be looking back on the Sven era wistfully.
What flavour Walkers crisps could we invent to sum up this season of misery? Smörgåsbord and Pear? Shit and Shitter? Fox and Trash?
I admit I was worried after the victory at Selhurst Park. Surely this was the start of the Leicester promotion charge! Then along came Barnsley! Listen to Pearson and you would have no idea that Leicester started the season as favourites to win the division as he lamented "They were better than us and that maybe shows us where we are as a club."
Well yes it does. Leicester are now in FIFTEENTH place, closer in points to the bottom three than to the top two. That is a shocking indictment. Tigers fans could be laughing all the way to the playoffs!
What flavour Walkers crisps could we invent to sum up this season of misery? Smörgåsbord and Pear? Shit and Shitter? Fox and Trash?
I admit I was worried after the victory at Selhurst Park. Surely this was the start of the Leicester promotion charge! Then along came Barnsley! Listen to Pearson and you would have no idea that Leicester started the season as favourites to win the division as he lamented "They were better than us and that maybe shows us where we are as a club."
Well yes it does. Leicester are now in FIFTEENTH place, closer in points to the bottom three than to the top two. That is a shocking indictment. Tigers fans could be laughing all the way to the playoffs!
Allardyce's Tactics Explained!
So, there you have it, poor Sam was confused! He thought WE were a man short! It's probably because Nolan was absent without leave on the pitch again. Allardyce saw the red card, then counted the West Ham players trying to get on the ball and put in challenges and could only count ten!
I understand where he was coming from. Against Reading, I couldn't remember who our tenth player was after the sending off of O'Brien. It was only when Nolan touched the ball ten minutes later that I remembered he was on the pitch!
I take back all my criticism. Allardyce set out his stall as if we were a man short; so that explains everything!
QPR sink into bottom 3 under Hughes!
The gRs will tell us that it will all be OK when Tevez, Alex, Johnson, Pienaar, Samba and co join, but who will believe in the Fernandes revolution when the Hoops are in the bottom three, up to their noses in the Bush?
This morning gRs were telling me that Alex had already signed, but now it transpires that Fernandes still hasn't matched Chelsea's modest asking price for the much needed centre back. Why for pity's sake? QPR's situation is desperate and AVB is just as desperate to off load the moody Brazilian. So if Fernandes has so much money and is so committed to keeping QPR up, why is he quibbling over the odd million? Surely it would have been better to meet the asking price on Wednesday, complete the signing and have Alex in the team at Newcastle on Sunday?
And doesn't the same apply to Johnson? Again, why did Fulham term the figure offered "derisory"? So derisory in fact that Jol said he would rather give away the former Toffee at the end of the season than part with him at the figure QPR were offering!
But Fernandes is ready to splash the cash isn't he? QPR are a big club now aren't they? So what the hell is going on?
You tell me gRs. Ever since I started flagging that Fernandes was not all he was claiming to be, you guys have been calling me an idiot. I have said I will admit to being wrong if anything more than £5m and moths comes out of the Malaysian's wallet before the end of January, but thus far, all we have heard is intent - and intent means nothing if nothing materialises.
But why would Hughes take the job if there isn't a transfer war chest? Well it's his way back into management and he can always walk away in May claiming Fernandes did not keep his promises. What did he say when he walked out on Fulham?
Portsmouth 0 West Ham 1 - 3 points but another utterly uninspired performance
Alternatively, our only goal was from the penalty spot, Portsmouth played most of the second half with 10 men, and the shots on goal count stood at 9 to 2 in Portsmouth's favour over the 90 minutes - and one of our 2 was from the penalty spot! Overall, Portsmouth had 13 shots to our 10 and 7 corners to our 3. What does that tell you?
Once again we were somewhere between mediocre and dire when we had the ball. But is that surprising when you start with one man up front and have a midfield of Diop, Noble, Nolan, Collison and Faubert? Even against 10 very average Pompey players, how is that midfield going to open up an opposition? And with Cole up front, is it any surprise that the team, once again, and for the eighth game in succession, failed to score more than a single goal in a game?
Some on here are already crowing about the victory and claiming this result vindicates Allardyce and puts us back on course. Cobblers! Southampton showed what you should do when you are a goal ahead and the opposition go down to 10 men, you step up your game and bang in another two. But not Allardyce. He keeps it compact, plays for the 1-0 and betrays everything our club has ever stood for in the process.
What a waste of money travelling to Pompey to watch that! True I didn't get a parking ticket like I got at Reading and true it felt better to drive home with 3 points in the bag, rather than after a 3 goal tonking, but apart from that, dear God, it was dire. True we passed the ball on the floor better than Pompey even when they had 11 players on the pitch, but where is the flair? Where is the inspiration? Where is the imagination? Where is the pace? Where is the joy, the entertainment, the sense of adventure?
What a relief that Allardyce has signed a defensive lump on loan, that's just what this team is crying out for! To hell with scoring goals, if we can keep the opposition down to a goal or less, we will collect more points than we lose. And that's it. That's what West Ham United has been debased to. It is pitiful, embarrassing, shameful. And for one, I would rather be in the chasing pack playing FOOTBALL than in the top 2 stopping opponents from playing. One Nil to the Claret and Blue is not a chant I want adopted!
So yes we won against 10 man Portsmouth. Big bloody deal. And yes we are joint top of a piss poor division. Big bloody deal. If anybody is excited by today's performance, then they have no sense of what our club stands for, no sense of our heritage, no understanding of the philosophy of Greenwood and Lyall.
So glory in the three points, glory in mediocrity, glory in a betrayal of values, glory in becoming West Ham Wanderers. But don't expect me to trumpet us after a 1-0 victory against 10 mediocre players. The problems persist despite today's victory.
Player Ratings: Green 6, O'Brien 6, Tomkins 6, Reid 6, McCartney 6, Diop 6, Noble 6, Collison 6, Nolan 6, Faubert 6, Cole 6 Yawn!
No Excuses Today at Portsmouth - But the OS is making them!
But the OS is making excuses already, warning us all that Pompey are on a "fantastic run of form at home" with five wins and two draws. But check out who they have beaten on that run! The might of Barnsley, Doncaster, Forest, Coventry and Watford! Big bloody deal! The two draws, to be fair, were against Southampton and Leicester, but neither have been setting the world on fire of late have they?
This is a big, big game. Another disappointing performance will set the seal on our demise. We are struggling and the pack are closing up, even though they are all no better than average. It's time for Allardyce to prove himself. We need to win today. He has a big squad to pick from. If he hasn't got a replacement for Taylor, that's his fault - he's had more than enough time to source one. So, let's see if Allardyce is all he reckons himself to be, or if he is just another Avram, but with a tad more belligerence.
Wolves baying as Piquionne targets third consecutive relegation!
Wolves fans are understandably concerned. Piquionne has led the attack for two relegations on the trot now, and with Wolves sitting just above the drop, must stand a good chance of making it a hat-trick of consecutive relegations from the Premiership - surely a record!
Still, Freddie should fit in perfectly in Wolverhampton. The whole place is a dump so he can leave his refuse where ever he fancies without any risk of prosecution.
Friday, 13 January 2012
Only Fools...
Dear God, could they look any more like Del Boy, Uncle Albert and Marlene in that picture? Olympic Stadium? Menage a trois! Lovely jubbly! He who dares wins! This time next year we'll be billionaires! Mange toute. Mange toute.
Note the way they are getting a feel for the astroturf guys!
QPR Pienaared off and running out of options.
The latest rumour centres are Muntari who, it seems, may join the Hoops on loan. It's not exactly Tevez, but he could do a job, if there is any truth in the rumour. And, of course, there wouldn't be a transfer fee involved!
Rs fans are feeding off of the excitement of window shopping at the moment. We could have a Pienaar, an Alex, a Samba and a Tevez. Well we can all dream as we walk around a Porshe showroom can't we? But when it comes to having the funds...well that's another matter.
Mind you Beard did say to expect nothing to happen for a couple of weeks, so who knows? The trouble is, with clubs obliged to operate with maximum squad sizes of 25, there aren't a lot of surplus players sloshing around. Even the deal to sign the distinctly average Onuoha looks to be on hold due to the suspension of Kompany.
And that's why 'Arry won't let Pienaar go - he knows that qualification for the Champions League is worth far more than QPR can afford to play for the former Toffee. 'Arry may only have started the South African 5 times so far, but that doesn't mean he won't get more game time before the season ends as key matches come thick and fast just as muscles and joints begin to ache.
Of course, the situation is complicated by the Africa Cup of Nations. A huge chunk of players are both off the market and out of the reckoning for selection, making clubs even more reluctant to trim their squads still further.
All of which means that Fernandes can show intent without much chance of having to sign a cheque. But window shopping can be fun, can't it?
No Taylor, No Left Flank
It is a ridiculous situation but nothing is being done about it.
So who plays wide left at Portsmouth? Probably Baldock and that is a ridiculous waste of the boy's ability. Get your finger out Allardyce!
Thursday, 12 January 2012
QPR P**S**G IN THE WIND IN TRANSFER MARKET
Well Samba wants to get the hell out of Blackburn, but strangely he doesn't seem keen on joining QPR. In fact, he doesn't even seem keen on joining Tottenham. Instead, the great Blackburn lump has his eyes on Paris, openly inviting a bid from PSG.
Fernandes can offer £15m in the certain knowledge that the offer will not be accepted. Why would Samba get out of the frying pan, only to jump into the fire? And why would Blackburn sell to a rival battling against relegation? No chance.
Bridge is a much more realistic target, but he is crap and a transfer fee won't be involved anyway. Beard has said Rs fans will have to wait for the end of the window, but Unreal City would let Bridge leave tomorrow, so why the delay? QPR's need is urgent. Every point counts. And believe me, Bridge needs a couple of weeks to get match fit. Throw him in straight away and he will cost you three goals in his debut game.
So what about Alex? It wouldn't involve a huge fee but would Alex really entertain such a huge step down? I would be amazed if he didn't end up in Spain, or maybe at Tottenham or Newcastle, both of whom need a commanding centre back. Alex looks right up 'Arry's street to me!
So who will QPR buy? If anybody?
Fernandes can offer £15m in the certain knowledge that the offer will not be accepted. Why would Samba get out of the frying pan, only to jump into the fire? And why would Blackburn sell to a rival battling against relegation? No chance.
Bridge is a much more realistic target, but he is crap and a transfer fee won't be involved anyway. Beard has said Rs fans will have to wait for the end of the window, but Unreal City would let Bridge leave tomorrow, so why the delay? QPR's need is urgent. Every point counts. And believe me, Bridge needs a couple of weeks to get match fit. Throw him in straight away and he will cost you three goals in his debut game.
So what about Alex? It wouldn't involve a huge fee but would Alex really entertain such a huge step down? I would be amazed if he didn't end up in Spain, or maybe at Tottenham or Newcastle, both of whom need a commanding centre back. Alex looks right up 'Arry's street to me!
So who will QPR buy? If anybody?
Allardyce confirms his priorities as John signs.
In other words, he is a big bastard who isn't totally hopeless and who was available on the cheap. Who next? Well there's a not so nippy Jap who fancies putting the maximum distance between himself and a leaking nuclear reactor apparently. If he signs Allardyce will tell us, "He's a forward, he's big for a Jap, and he hasn't got two heads...yet."
Wednesday, 11 January 2012
No News Is Bad News
Another day ticks by, and still we await the first signing. We had a fortnight between the Coventry game and the Pompey match to recruit new players, and that is now down to just two days. So, there will be no new striker to bang in the goals and no new winger to supply the ammunition, obviously.
So how does Allardyce expect to improve things exactly? Seven consecutive games have yielded a return of one goal or less and Pompey are a better side than Coventry and Sheffield Wednesday! So what new solution can we expect? How is this stuttering team going to be transformed without reinforcements? Baldock's confidence is going to be rock bottom after missing that penalty and Cole is very unlikely to score more than once in any single game. Nolan could score, but who else? The team screams out clean sheets - but at the wrong bloody end!
If Rhodes aint coming, sod it, buy somebody else. And fast. And talking fast, for the life of me I can't believe it is so difficult to identify a pacey winger with the ability to cross the ball on the run. I watched the highlights of the Posh v Sunderland game and although Ferguson's team lost, it was refreshing to see players running with the ball and leaving Premiership players in their wake. Time and again, on the Football League Show, I see no mark players skinning Championship defenders, yet we can't seem to find anybody to play on either flank. It is beyond a bloody joke!
A much greater sense of urgency is needed. Points won and lost in January will determine promotion and waiting to the last minute before we sign anybody is crassly stupid. Of the teams at the top, we have the most difficult game this weekend but there seems to be no hurry to address a situation that is bordering on a crisis. What price Doctor Evil dusting down the same old excuse on Saturday? "Failure to take our chances cost us." Oh yeah, well do something about it you dozy arse!
Tuesday, 10 January 2012
QPR and Mark Hughes - Makes sense on paper.
The trouble is, Hughes does not have a magic wand and the QPR squad is anorexic thin. Unless Fernandes is willing to give Sparky mega bucks, it is likely to be a long haul to avoid the drop given the paucity of talent in the Hoops dressing room. The injury to Faurlin - rumoured to be out for the season - is devastating, whilst the relationship with Barton is likely to be tense at best. Warnock had to pander to the tweeting twat, having brought him to the club; Hughes, on the other hand, has to stamp his authority on the club and will not stand for any of Barton's nonsense. Expect a twattering ban to spark the first battle between the two and don't be surprised if Barton is out of the door before the end of the month.
All the transfer speculation at the moment centres on defenders, but will Wayne Bridge really make any difference? He was bloody ordinary in a West Ham shirt last season and another half season in the stiffs will have done nothing to sharpen up his performances. Samba is a target, but if Tottenham's interest is genuine, then surely he will end up at White Hart Lane - if Blackburn are willing to sell. Tell me, why would Blackburn contemplate selling their captain to a rival in the battle to avoid the drop? Meanwhile, it is the failure to score enough goals at home that is the real cause of QPR's struggles.
QPR will be thanking their lucky stars that Newcastle will be without Ba for the weekend fixture but the match still represents a difficult opener for Hughes, especially with Faurlin and Barton both ruled out. A heavy defeat could puncture the Sparky bubble first game up, and the hoped for O'Neil style effect may then never materialise. The Hughes nightmare would see Blackburn beat Fulham on Saturday, sucking the Hoops into the bottom three, followed by a three goal thumping at the hands of the Barcodes, anchoring the Rs to a relegation spot. It could prove an uphill battle from there!
Yannick Sagbo, Ryoichi Maeda, George John...

All those that claim you can only judge a team's performance by attending a game should note that Allardyce thinks it is perfectly possible to decide on whether to invest millions on a player purely on the basis of a scout's report and seeing him on TV or YouTube.
It looks to me as if he is signing a motley crew on the cheap with little or no idea as to their ability to perform in the Championship, never mind the Premier League should we be promoted. And despite being linked with an assortment of Done Nothings, none offer width or creativity, the key ingredients lacking at present.
Worrying times.
Monday, 9 January 2012
Boy George or John Boy? He's signed short term anyway!
I've never heard of him? Have you? He's big at 6'3, so he is a typical Allardyce player, but that's just about any of us know at the moment. Not one to set the pulses racing or to sell replica shirts by the thousands for certain!
Still, he's on loan which presumably means Doctor Evil can spend more on Rhodes. We will see.
Fat Frank Coming Home
There's as much chance of Gordon Brown being welcomed back as leader of the Labour Party or of Steve McClaren being reappointed manager of England or of Rob Green going to the European Championships as Capello's first choice number one.
Too much blood has passed under the bridge for Lamps to ever return to West Ham. The hatred has been unbridled and bordering on a disgrace. This is a guy who grew up in the West Ham family and served the club superbly until his dad and uncle were sacked. The Parker brigade call Scott a West Ham great based on 126 starts and 12 goals; compare that to Lampard, who despite being a kid, started 170 games and fired home 38 goals.
Lampard is not everybody's barrel of lard but there's no getting away from his record of 518 league games and 148 goals - an amazing return for a midfield player. Add to that 23 international goals in 90 England appearances and only Bobby Moore rates above him as a product of the West Ham Academy.
There was a section of our crowd that hounded him even before his departure. The reception he has been given since he left has been truly contemptible. We are desperate for Noble and Tomkins to cut it at the highest level and forget that Lampard is one of our own and is one of the best of his generation and every other generation too.
But he won't be coming home anytime soon. Would you?
Sunday, 8 January 2012
Allardyce comes clean and says "Blame me!"
Speaking after the long journey back to London, Allardyce said: "Some managers might seek to make excuses. They might blame the forwards, or the keeper for making a terrible error, or the missed penalty, or Sears for missing a sitter, or claim that it was a difficult match with difficult opposition, but how would that help?"
"The simple fact is that we were playing against a poor team from the third tier of English football managed by a complete clown. Any team I sent out there, if properly prepared, should have won that game comfortably."
"You simply can't keep making the same old excuses. The truth is, the owners backed me and allowed me to build my own squad. I chose to sign Carew and Baldock, our front two today, and it was my decision to sign Lansbury, the creative midfielder in the side."
"So how can I lay the blame at any door other than my own? I have built a one dimensional side, a side lacking width, pace and imagination. That's not the players' fault, or the fault of the owners, that's my fault. We have been rubbish for seven games now and the belief amongst the fans that our poor play, even when winning, was simply down to a question of gelling has been disproved. To be honest, we have only played well in a handful of games all season, the rest of the time we have ridden our luck. And our luck has run out."
"I also made the decision to rest Rob Green and play Boffin today, even though Rob has already had a holiday this season when injured. He didn't need to sit this game out did he? And I knew Boffin wasn't good enough, which is why I signed Almunia on loan when Rob was injured. No, the decision to leave Green on the bench was stupid, crassly stupid, and I've nobody to blame except myself for that."
"So I hold my hands up. West Ham have a great Cup tradition and I have let the fans down, just as I did in the League Cup. I am trying to get things right but I must admit that, tactically, I am at a loss what to do. I know one way to play and that one way, direct, long, down the middle, isn't working. But who knows, if we keep trying, it may all click and we may start scoring again. We have to hope so, don't we?"
QPR Sack Warnock and Target Avram Grant
Fernandes has yet to announce his preferred candidate, but after leading teams to relegation for two consecutive seasons, whilst operating on a shoestring transfer budget, Avram Grant is thought to be a leading contender for the role. He has, after all, led Chelsea to a Champions League final and that's the sort of future Fernandes envisages for the Hoops - once the little matter of staying in the Prem has been negotiated.
If not Grant, then Mark Hughes may be the man for Fernandes. He didn't do a great job at Fulham and was clearly out of his depth at Man City, but that shouldn't trouble Fernandes. He is a big name and has played football at the highest level so....
....Mind you, Gerry Francis is a former QPR favourite so he might be a popular choice. Or Rodney Marsh. Or Stan Bowles. Or Terry Venables. Or how about Zola?
ELEVEN minutes of injury time and we still can't score!
We were playing against a Third Division team managed by Gary Megson today for pity's sake! And our opponents in the previous games weren't exactly class outfits were they? Coventry, Derby, Birmingham, Barnsley, Reading and Burnley! Grant's team managed seven goals in two games against two of those opponents.
Allardyce will trot out the excuses again: key players rested, penalty save, missed opportunities, other priorities, blah, blah, blah. But every team has excuses, it's a manager's job to sort out the problems and find a way of winning games. The trouble is, Allardyce only knows one way, and if that way isn't working, he is clueless.
The need for new recruits is obvious for all to see, but are we any closer to bringing somebody in? It doesn't look like it. We went out of the League Cup to Aldershot in the first round and now we have crashed out of the FA Cup to Sheffield Wednesday. That is shameful.
So what difference has Allardyce actually made? None from what I can see, other than make us boring to watch. Grant's side had a 100% record against teams in the Championship and made it through to the semifinal of the League Cup and the quarter final of the FA Cup. Doctor Evil can't hold a torch to that record!
The emperor has no clothes and his cock has shrivelled up in the winter's cold!
Liverpool to wear Downing shirts to show support
Why wouldn't he? Why does a bit of violence towards women matter? She no doubt asked for it, just like Evra asked for it from Suarez. In fact, Alex Ferguson probably paid for the girl's entry into the club and gave the Rossers a call to tip them off. And the arresting officers were, no doubt, Liverpool hating Mancs, or Cockney sons of bitches with a deep imbued revulsion for the good people of Merseyside.
It is all a fit up obviously. And the nightclub had design faults and wasn't fit to host the event. And anyway, the punch wasn't a punch, it was a slap, and culturally slaps in Middlesbrough, where Downing was born, do not mean the same thing as in the rest of the United Kingdom, a slap is in fact an expression of affection. Meet somebody in Smoggy Land and you slap them as a friendly greeting!
Downing is innocent even if he did punch the girl, and I am sure he can rely on Liverpool FC and the club's supporters to back him to the hilt. Let's face it, nobody in Liverpool is ever guilty of anything, are they?
Allardyce Picks Team To Win!
You have a sense that Sears and Carew may be drinking in the last chance saloon and that Ilunga and Piquionne (neither on the bench) have fallen off the stool.
Of the kids, only Potts starts. I would prefer Montenegro to Sears personally, and Nouble to Carew, but at least there are youngsters on the expanded bench. Look at the substitutes today and it shows how stupid the 5 man substitute rule is in the Championship. How many times might promising kids have come off the bench if allowed the opportunity to do so?
FA Cup Third Round - Who Cares?
What sort of team will Allardyce pick today and do any of us care that much about the result? An early exit might do us a favour, to be honest, providing morale is not dented too badly. I hope the kids feature and that we look scintillating obviously - but if the likes of Ilunga and Carew play, and we lose, so what?
It's a crying shame but the magic of the Cup has been reduced to an end of the pier show. How many of us bothered to watch the Final last year? I didn't even know it was being played!
Montenegro in Squad!
Will we get to see if this boy has what it takes at last? I hope so!
Good job Suarez isn't in the opposition team or he could end up in all sorts of trouble should MonteNEGRO play!
Saturday, 7 January 2012
QPR's Warnock Seeks Replay Of Norwich Game
"Who is this guy? What was he doing? I knew there was something dodgy!" fumed Warnock. "After watching it on tape, you see him around the same corner as Paul Lambert's team, cheering with them and celebrating. The truth is finally coming out slowly but surely ... if I lost fair and square then fair enough I've lost and I move on, but does it really take several minutes after the incident to know what you've seen?"
Citing the example of the Amir Khan case, the oft victimised QPR manager is demanding that the FA order a rematch. "That defeat could cost me my job" raged Warnock. "And it's not fair, it's just not fair!"
Leicester's £1.85m for Doncaster's Sharp is a snip!
There were all sorts of rumours about us signing Sharp last weekend - in fact he was supposed to be in London for a medical. Instead he looks like signing for one of our leading rivals.
Typical!
Time for Liverpool to sack Dalglish and the club to resign from the FA Cup
Well fortunately nobody was murdered in Liverpool, but an Asian lad was murdered just up the road in Manchester - and how wonderfully dignified and generous was the murdered boy's father by the way? Perhaps Dalglish should visit the scene of that murder wearing his Suarez shirt, just to prove that there is no link between the wearing of that shirt and racist offence? He wouldn't dream of doing so would he, because it would be hugely offensive and inappropriate. So, why was it appropriate to wear those shirts on a pitch in front of racist fans and a TV audience of millions?
Events at Anfield last night must put a huge question mark over Dalglish's future at the club. How can Liverpool FC condemn racism - as they must now - whilst leaving King Kenny in charge, given he gave "100% support" for Suarez who has been found guilty of racism? The wearing of those Suarez shirts was an even bigger error of judgement than the buying of Carroll for £35m.
Liverpool shouldn't have to sack Dalglish, if he has a decent bone in his body he will resign. And meanwhile Liverpool should resign their place in the FA Cup to prove to their fans, and the world of football, that they genuinely want to Kick Racism out of Football.
To all the Scousers mouthing off in the comments below, I carry this addendum, courtesy of CNN:
(CNN) -- The head of a football anti-racism group has called for the English Football Association to charge Liverpool with bringing the game into disrepute over the club's response to Luis Suarez's eight-match ban for using racist language at Patrice Evra.
On the day that Suarez issued a brief apology over the incident, Piara Powar, executive director of European football's anti-discrimination body FARE, spoke of his disappointment at Liverpool manager Kenny Dalglish's attitude to the suspension.
"Kenny Dalglish's comments over the affair have been undignified and their reaction has damaged the club's brand across the world," Powar told the Professional Footballers' Association's official website.
Suarez gave 'unreliable' evidence
"This is a lack of respect for the governing body by Liverpool and the FA should charge them and manager Kenny Dalglish."
Powar continued: "Liverpool have been too keen to support their man and in doing so have whipped up a sense of paranoia amongst their fans."
"For the club to be so aggressively militate against what looks to most people a considered judgment from the English FA leads to a potential for anarchy."
The comments came after Suarez issued a brief apology on the official Liverpool website, saying: "I admitted to the FA commission that I said a word in Spanish once and only once."
"I told the panel members that I will not use it again on a football pitch in England. I never, ever used this word in a derogatory way and if it offends anyone then I want to apologize for that."
Suarez pointedly did not apologize to Evra, or mention the Manchester United defender in his statement, prompting Lord Ouseley, the chairman of British football's anti-racism group Kick It Out, to call the apology "lamentable."
"Suarez's attempt at a belated apology is nothing short of lamentable," Ouseley told the Guardian newspaper.
"I cannot believe that a club of Liverpool's stature, and with how it has previously led on matters of social injustice and inequality, can allow its integrity and credibility to be debased by such crass and ill-considered responses."
Although Liverpool decided not to appeal against Suarez's suspension, Dalglish has publicly expressed his disappointment over the ruling and questioned the FA's reasoning for its ruling.
Suarez's Liverpool teammates also courted controversy before it was announced, publicly supporting the Uruguay striker by wearing t-shirts bearing his name prior to the match against Wigan.
http://edition.cnn.com/2012/01/05/sport/football/football-racism-suarez-liverpool/index.html?hpt=isp_bn1
Friday, 6 January 2012
QPR or Spurs? What a dilemma!
Just imagine the dilemma. You are playing for Blackburn and you learn that Spurs and QPR both want to buy you. What do you do? Stay with Blackburn and face almost certain relegation? Of course not! Not when you can jump ship and have a choice between Spurs and QPR. But how could you choose between the two?
I mean, there's Spurs, third from top of the Prem and on the shoulder of Man Utd, with a game in hand, or there's QPR! There's Harry Redknapp or there's soon to be sacked Neil Warnock! There's gates of 36,000 or gates of 18,000! There's the opportunity to play alongside Modric, Bale and Van der Vaart, or the chance to play alongside Barton, Gabbidon and Taraabt. It's a quandary isn't it?
Fernandes is still reeling from his failure to land Scott Parker after making a £5m bid in August. Why would Parker make such a perverse decision? How could anybody opt for a club with Tottenham's history over the might of QPR? Utterly illogical!
But lightening can't strike twice surely? Or three times? QPR and Spurs both want Samba and Hoillet, proving that Fernandes is splashing the cash after all. It wouldn't be his fault if both players, like Parker, opted for Spurs instead would it? He would still be adored by Rangers fans for his brave attempt to capture both players regardless!
Let's see how this unfolds shall we? If Samba and Hoillet see sense and put their necks in the Rangers Hoops, they could be playing in the Championship next season instead of the Champions League. No contest really is there?
I mean, there's Spurs, third from top of the Prem and on the shoulder of Man Utd, with a game in hand, or there's QPR! There's Harry Redknapp or there's soon to be sacked Neil Warnock! There's gates of 36,000 or gates of 18,000! There's the opportunity to play alongside Modric, Bale and Van der Vaart, or the chance to play alongside Barton, Gabbidon and Taraabt. It's a quandary isn't it?
Fernandes is still reeling from his failure to land Scott Parker after making a £5m bid in August. Why would Parker make such a perverse decision? How could anybody opt for a club with Tottenham's history over the might of QPR? Utterly illogical!
But lightening can't strike twice surely? Or three times? QPR and Spurs both want Samba and Hoillet, proving that Fernandes is splashing the cash after all. It wouldn't be his fault if both players, like Parker, opted for Spurs instead would it? He would still be adored by Rangers fans for his brave attempt to capture both players regardless!
Let's see how this unfolds shall we? If Samba and Hoillet see sense and put their necks in the Rangers Hoops, they could be playing in the Championship next season instead of the Champions League. No contest really is there?
West Ham add international defender with Prem experience to squad
But amazingly, Rovers want him back again! Why? I've kept an eye on Donny since Rita joined them and I've seen how often they have conceded because the guy is AWOL from his left back berth. If I was Doncaster, I would sue West Ham under the Trades Descriptions Act for calling the guy a full back. No hang on, for calling him a footballer!
Will we play him against Sheffield Wednesday simply to cup tie him? Sods Law says he would pull up lame and Doncaster wouldn't then fund £2,000 a week of his £20,000 a week salary for the rest of the season.
Is he off to the Africa Cup of Nations? Who cares?
Just so long as he isn't wearing Claret & Blue!
Thursday, 5 January 2012
Allardyce Signs Up Budweiser After Rejection From Carlsberg
Allardyce is branching out in all directions! He has a role in a film and is now featuring in a Budweiser ad. However, Doctor Evil's hopes of fronting a Carlsberg advertising campaign were frustrated when the proposed slogan of "If Carlsberg did football tactics...they would be nothing like this!" was considered a non starter!
QPR News: Fernandes Refuses Warnock Transfer Funds
The threat of relegation is getting to the big gobbed Malaysian. Just as I predicted, he is proving to be all mouth and trousers. What a shock!
Poor gRs will insult me again, but instead they should wake up and smell the Malaysian bullshit. I have warned all along that this guy is not to be trusted and highlighted how little money was actually spent in August. Time will reveal all, but I said from the very beginning that there was probably some sort of dodgy Formula 1 deal between Fernandes and Ecclestone with the best interests of QPR at the very bottom of the priority list.
Rangers fans won't acknowledge this but all along I have been concerned for a decent little club who, in the 1970s, won my heart playing a wonderful brand of attacking football. Fernandes is shafting you guys!
The West Ham Dialectic - Try Kick and Run and to Hell with it!

(Article submitted by Kevin in Manchester)
‘Men make their own history, but they do not make it as they please; they do not make it under self-selected circumstances, but under circumstances existing already, given and transmitted from the past’. Karl Marx.
In a tempestuous decade we have found ourselves tossed between despair and fragile hope – relegation, play-off misery, promotion, losing FA Cup finalists, Tevez, the great escape, Zola, near bankruptcy, Grant, relegation;- and what now? ‘Fortunes always changing’, or business as usual?
Despite the visionary nature of West Ham United’s founder, Arnold Hills the Victorian philanthropist, industrialist and vegetarian (yes, really), conservatism and paternalism have been the prevailing philosophies at the club but for two brief periods- one glorious; one disastrous- I’ll come back on that.
We were late to the professional era by the time we took the plunge in 1900. OK, we were only founded (as Thames Iron Works FC) in 1895; even so it’s no good playing cricket when your rivals are perfecting karate.
The vote to go professional caused the remarkable Hills (look him up in Wikipedia) to walk, effectively ousted by confederates who had worked for him at his ironworks business. No hard feelings though, his parting gift was the purchase of the Boleyn Ground. That was quite enough excitement for the Cearns family who controlled the club for the next ninety years and only relinquished their place on the board in 2006.
We are, I divine, immensely proud of the fact we only employed four managers between 1901 and 1974, which is fine if they were Herbert Chapman, Alf Ramsey, Bob Paisley and Alex Ferguson but the truth is for half a century West Ham’s ambition was the very definition of meek. Two managers (and former players) Syd King and Billy Paynter lasted 50 years between them and little changed.
Despite being located in the most populous part of London (at the time), West Ham was modest when it came to casting its shadow. You have to wonder what happened to all those sixpences and shillings in an era when gates were shared across 60 plus matches a season.
What with the maximum wage, the playing staff would have been better off being paid literally in peanuts and trading them at the commodity exchanges down the road. Precious few transfer fees were paid and the Cearns did not become noticeably stinking rich.
(And on this point let me digress. A former Chief Constable told me that many of the mansions which arc around north and east London were paid for by turnstile operators running a ‘one for the club, one for me’ scam at West Ham, Arsenal and Spurs; if true, and he couldn’t back his claim with either testimony or documents, then it’s possible that’s where the cash ended up.)
I loved Ron Greenwood. He seemed to epitomise everything I liked about the club in my younger years but I realise now he was not the real innovator. That would be Ted Fenton who not only took us into the first division after a 30 year absence but established our academy (before many other teams had such a thing) and encouraged his players to take an interest and their badges in coaching. He was sacked under never explained circumstances in 1961.
Essentially the apogee of our existence thus far, the FA Cup in 1964 and the ECWC the year after, were achieved by a core of seven players who Fenton had nurtured or signed playing a style of football he developed- the fabled West Ham way. But that was that as far as innovation went-ever since we have reverted to type and followed others, just not as well as we needed to if we were to ever become a force in Football.
Think about it; what should happen to a manager with the three world cup winners in his side and a clutch of talented players besides who finished in the lower half of the first division year after year? You really need the equivalent of the reverse ‘Midas Touch’ to bundle an innovator like Ted Fenton out of a club after he lost five games on the bounce but stick with one who cemented our reputation for mediocrity.
And so it goes: Mediocrity, timidity, second to the punch, a failure to understand, still less exploit, football’s transformation from corner shop to superstore in the last quarter century. Like the ‘saddo’, who thinks aping ‘cool’ will make him part of the in-crowd, our second holiday from the clubs true values was a disaster. The joke was truly on us as we grasped around for pale imitations of the likes of Wenger in the dugout and Ambramovich; in boardroom - we got Eggy and Grant.
We are at a very dangerous point in our history. If we fail to go up this season the business side will start to fray in earnest; you think the loss of Tomkins is a disaster; just wait. Ironically matters are so black now perhaps our time honoured tradition of being careful is what is required. I certainly don’t think we are in a position to look down on the likes of Derby, Ipswich and Bristol City and presume that anything less than a 3-0 thumping is a failure. Survival is everything.
Our history is not as remarkable as we like to think; it’s based on a modicum of success and an innovative manager or two in the late 50’s and sixties. Our owners have traditionally moved with all the élan of a Byzantine bureaucracy. Alladyce, Gold nor Sullivan would, in Karl Marx’s words, have self-selected such a sorry set of circumstances nor are they entirely free of the consequences. Something’s got to change if we are to have a sunnier future but ironically I think that can only be achieved by a bit of belligerent pragmatism for now. It ain’t pretty but if it works I’ll happily endure.
QPR's Crisis Deepens
Barton's appeal against his red card has, meanwhile, been treated with contempt by the FA. Any money they now look at his tweets and consider a disrepute charge. It would basically suit the powers that be to drive him out of English football. He has a love affair with PSG apparently and there's not many in England who would be sad to see him don a beret, string some onions round his neck and peddle himself over to Paris - for good!
Meanwhile, Pardew's Newcastle have pounded Man Utd 3-0! Incredible. Fergie's boys have now conceded six in two games. With Man City up next, it could be 12 in three!
Wednesday, 4 January 2012
Leicester back in the reckoning! Southampton so unlucky!
Our buffer is 12 points, and that is a hell of a gap to make up in half a season providing we maintain our impetus, but I would have money on Leicester to feature in the play offs now - and who would want to meet them in a dust up on the doorstep of the Prem? If we finished third, I wouldn't pick them as opponents!
Meanwhile anybody just looking at their score in the game against Brighton might imagine that the Saints were thumped - but far from it. God knows how they weren't at least two goals to the good before the sending off. Watch the highlights on the BBC - Southampton played more football in the first half than we managed in the whole of December! Mind you, they caved in once Lambert was dismissed, just as we did when we lost O'Brien at Reading.
So, the battleground is taking shape. How will the loss of Lambert hurt Southampton? Can Leicester now put together the expected winning run? And can we hold our form? The FA Cup is an annoying distraction because the next round of fixtures could tell us a lot. We have the toughest game away to Pompey, Leicester should be too strong for Barnsley, Southampton will be wary at Forest after their weekend victory and long overdue goals whilst Miserableboro will expect to beat Burnley. Still, perhaps Ilunga can help Donny to beat Cardiff! But hang on, he helped Cardiff to beat us!
Campaign to block the sale of Tomkins
Come on guys, speak out. Twitter Gold on @DavidGoldWHU and make your feelings clear. If you don't, and Tomkins is sold, you will have no right to complain.
Crash his Twatter account and make him understand that this is a step too far!
Tomkins to Tottenham - Take our soul too!
At £8m, the price is just about right, and 'Arry is playing hard ball over Corluka just like he played hardball over Robbie Keane when we wanted him as part of the Parker deal, before Tottenham swapped their focus to Van der Vaart instead. You can bet your life that the wheeler deals are revolving around in 'Arry's 'ead and e's thinking, "They wanted £12m for Parker back then, so even if we pay £8m for the Tomkins lad, we're in effect getting him for nothing, given we got Parker for £4m in the end."
"If only they had listened to that Hammersfan geezer and sold Parker before they were relegated...in fact they might not have been relegated then and so we might not now be in a position to poach Tomkins. Funny the way things shake themselves out and the way West Ham always end up being shafted!"
Will 'Arry let us have Corluka on loan in the end, or will we be given Bassong as a poor second best? We all know about centre backs called Song at West Ham! Or is this all paper talk? Allardyce has said we won't sell Tomkins...unless the price is right of course!
Hang on, I can hear Scotty Duxbury saying something about the days of us doing business with Tottenham being over. Apart from when we have a player Tottenham want to buy of course!
So, can we organise a revolt if Tomkins is sold? Should we launch a Twitter campaign telling Gold that season tickets will not be renewed if this deal is done? Would he take a blind bit of notice? I doubt it, but we could try!
Tuesday, 3 January 2012
West Ham Calling - The Computer Says No!
You can picture him barging into Sullivan's office and offering the name of his latest target. Sullivan says "Just a minute, I'll check", stands at the foot of the stairs and calls out, "Karren, oh Karren, do we have a nippy winger who scores ten goals a season. No? No we don't I'm afraid. We can get you a slow winger who scores two goals a season if that would be any use? No. What about a fat winger who scores three goals a season? No. Then I'm afraid I can't help you."
Sullivan storms out and bumps into Marjorie Downes who does nothing for his mood by saying "My you're a fat bastard aren't you? Ugly and fat. You're hideous. Horrible to look at." When Allardyce retaliates Marjorie asks, "What was that? No, sorry, I can't understand a word you're saying with your funny Northern accent!"
And I could go on but it is all too much bother trying to remember all the characters.
The point is, buying quality in January is not an easy business. Just ask Liverpool and Chelsea! Or remember back to McBenni, Mido and Ilan!
Our season summed up in one game.
Incredible, truly incredible. We sit in second place in the table, on course for automatic promotion courtesy of a single goal victory over Coventry. But we could have been top. Southampton and Middlesbrough played their parts by losing and shipping three goals apiece. Had we taken Coventry apart - as a team third from top playing a team second from bottom should have done - then the goal difference would have seen us top. But we couldn't play our part, we had to rely on others to help us out. And that's our season in a nutshell!
Allardyce keeps blaming the forwards but how many clear cut chances do we create? If you encourage "hit and hope" shooting, the completion rate isn't going to be great, and the majority of our attempts are speculative rather than genuine chances. The best forwards only score one goal for every three genuine attempts. The conversion rate for half chances is much lower. How many genuine chances did we create on Saturday? Three? Four? So the one goal return is not really a great surprise on that basis. Ask yourself, how many times have you got out of your seat in expectation of us scoring this season? Actually the goal return is pretty good when that is taken into account.
Look back at the Birmingham game. Faubert missed two, but you wouldn't expect Faubert to score with headers would you? Cole forced a brilliant save. Nolan narrowly failed to connect on a cross. Can you think of any other clear cut chances in the whole game? Did Myhill make another save of note? I can't remember one.
At Reading Piquionne was clean through but his finish was tame. And apart from that? We had a shot cleared off the line but those two moments apart, my arse could have been super glued to my seat for all the urge I felt to stand up in anticipation of a goal. If you need three chances to score one goal, is it any wonder we didn't score?
So, I say again, it is the midfield that is the issue. It is width. It is stretching the opposition, pulling defenders to the left and to the right and so creating gaps down the middle. But are we being linked with any creative midfielders or any pacey wide men? No.
But does it matter? We are crap but we are still in a promotion place. So Allardyce will feel vindicated. Captain Kev won us the points again - and as passive as he appears, his goals have been invaluable, winning us 7 points so far.
The win against Coventry was truly our season in a nutshell. Inadequate yet somehow adequate. As Dicks said, "You expect more from West Ham" but under Allardyce we need to revise expectations.
QPR's nasty stink in the Bush!
But never mind Barton's "breth", there's a nasty stink in the Bush in general after the last 7 games have produced just one paltry point. It is now one win in ten home games - and that smells, sorry spells disaster; or dister in Norwich!
Still, if there is an unpleasant stink in the Bush, you can always freshen things up by going Brazilian - and Warnock is apparently on the trail of Alex. At £2m, he looks an absolute snip. He's worth that for his free kicks alone! A deal for the Rs fans to wax lyrical about if Fernandes is willing to fund the Brazilian's sky high wages.
But will any signings save QPR when the world and his wife are out to get them? Warnock has reverted to type, blaming everybody except himself for the mess. Johnson conned the officials this time apparently. That's as maybe, but if Barton puts his forehead against the face of an opponent, what does he expect? He put his neck into the Hoop so to speak. He may be innocent this time but why was he getting involved in the first place? The red card was coming. You sign Barton and you know what you are going to get - sooner or later.
All is not lost for QPR. Blackburn and Bolton seem determined to go down and Wigan and Wolves look poor. If Piquionne is the answer for Wolves then it must be a pretty stupid question. He could make it three relegations in a row! So my money is still on QPR to stay up. But then my money was on Birmingham to survive last season and, coincidentally, they have dodgy Asian owners, just like Blackburn and Rangers.
Time for Tony to show us the colour of his money. Twenty million? Yes 20 million Ringgit, which exchanges at approximately five to the pound!
Two weeks to land three signings.
No, we need an absolute focus on the league now and we need new signings in place before the Portsmouth game. Fratton Park is an intimidating place and will be full to the rafters for the match, but it is a winnable game, and with Southampton facing a trip to Forest, it is a fixture that could see us go top if we can win against their South Coast rivals. Imagine the angst amongst the Saints as they come to terms with wanting Portsmouth to win a game!
So is there any truth in any of the transfer rumours? Billy Sharp was meant to be in London for a medical today, until he turned out in Doncaster's kit for the win over Barnsley. He's rumoured to want to stay close to his family after the death of his baby boy so that looks an unlikely deal to me. The Rhodes transfer also appears to have come to a dead end whilst Jol reckons he and Zammo are best of mates after all - and so they should be after Bobby's last minute winner against Arsenal. Wenger must hate him! So, where is the forward that Allardyce craves going to come from? Maynard? I'm not convinced by the Bristol City man.
But we don't only need a forward. With the return to fitness of Reid, time for Faye to recover and the emergence of young Potts, some of the urgency for a defender has diminished, but once again the desperate need for width was evident against Coventry. Taylor may be back for the game against Pompey and hopefully the Rule of the Ex may apply - let's face it, he is much more likely to score than Freddie The Fly Tipper - but we desperately need some pace on the right and an option for Taylor on the left - and we need to spread the play to stretch the opposition rather than trying to play through a jam packed middle all the time!
So let's hope for new faces sooner rather than later. As the failure to score more than once showed yet again, this is a team urgently in need of creativity, width and goalscorers.
Monday, 2 January 2012
QPR fans forming queue to consult sage
Excuse me for a moment whilst I pull up my post on New Years Eve. Now what did I write exactly? Hang on, the headline was "QPR now desperate for a win on Monday" and the final paragraph read,
"Norwich will now know that defeat at Loftus Road could be disastrous. All the promoted clubs would do well to remember Blackpool, as I have been warning all season - much to the chagrin of the gRs. Well the table doesn't lie and, as I warned, if you don't win your home games in the Prem, you will struggle. It is shit or bust on Monday now for Warnock's boys. And I fancy that increasing desperation will see QPR slip to a 2-1 home defeat."
http://thegamesgonecrazy.blogspot.com/search?updated-min=2011-01-01T00:00:00Z&updated-max=2012-01-01T00:00:00Z&max-results=50
Now that wasn't a bad call was it? And my prediction that QPR would struggle to avoid relegation is looking pretty spot on too, isn't it?
But how have Rangers fans reacted to my posts? Well I have been abused and told that I know nothing about the game. According to the Rangers fans, there was no way the team was going to struggle with players like Barton, Wright-Phillips, D J Campbell and Luke Young, even though all four have already been relegated with previous clubs. With Money Bags Fernandes, backed by Big Money Bags Mittal, QPR could only go in one direction apparently. Hmmm.
Hang on, let's dig up another post made back in October entitled, "QPR teetering on the edge of the Premiership abyss". The last two paragraphs read:
"The bottom of the Premiership is closing up concertina fashion and QPR are going to have to play out of their skins over the next month to avoid being in the bottom three come the start of December. With unrest in the camp courtesy of Barton's comments about Adel Taarabt, things could start to fall apart big time as the pressure mounts.
Unless, of course, Warnock's Rangers shock us all by beating Chelsea tomorrow. Wright-Phillips has something to prove, doesn't he?"
http://thegamesgonecrazy.blogspot.com/2011/10/qpr-teetering-on-edge-of-premiership.html
How about that for a prediction? Take off the 3 points QPR secured against 9 man Chelsea, and where would the Rs be? In the bottom three!
Now, where do QPR go from here? Tell me, who will fancy joining the Hoops after collecting just one point from the last 21? Wayne Bridge might like a run out in the Prem again. Macheda aint all that, as Rangers fans will now discover. Defoe? Not a chance! Zamora? Would you fancy joint top of the Championship or fourth from bottom of the Prem? QPR are now in the Catch 22 that we found ourselves in: rubbish attracts rubbish, and quality steers clear of a crisis club.
Still, when we went down, we had Grant in charge and he was relegated with the previous club he had managed in the Prem, whereas QPR have Warnock...who was relegated with the previous club he had managed in the Prem! But QPR have Gabbidon - also relegated - and Kenny also relegated - and Wright-Phillips, and DJ Campbell and Luke Young and Barton - when he isn't suspended - all relegated too of course!
Still, cheer up all you gRs, you're far too good to go down, as you've repeatedly told me, and Fernandes is about to open his transfer war chest. Look at the first signing - a player on loan! But that means you still have £20m to spend doesn't it? Yeah right!
Expect talk of the shiny new stadium within the next 48 hours!
"Norwich will now know that defeat at Loftus Road could be disastrous. All the promoted clubs would do well to remember Blackpool, as I have been warning all season - much to the chagrin of the gRs. Well the table doesn't lie and, as I warned, if you don't win your home games in the Prem, you will struggle. It is shit or bust on Monday now for Warnock's boys. And I fancy that increasing desperation will see QPR slip to a 2-1 home defeat."
http://thegamesgonecrazy.blogspot.com/search?updated-min=2011-01-01T00:00:00Z&updated-max=2012-01-01T00:00:00Z&max-results=50
Now that wasn't a bad call was it? And my prediction that QPR would struggle to avoid relegation is looking pretty spot on too, isn't it?
But how have Rangers fans reacted to my posts? Well I have been abused and told that I know nothing about the game. According to the Rangers fans, there was no way the team was going to struggle with players like Barton, Wright-Phillips, D J Campbell and Luke Young, even though all four have already been relegated with previous clubs. With Money Bags Fernandes, backed by Big Money Bags Mittal, QPR could only go in one direction apparently. Hmmm.
Hang on, let's dig up another post made back in October entitled, "QPR teetering on the edge of the Premiership abyss". The last two paragraphs read:
"The bottom of the Premiership is closing up concertina fashion and QPR are going to have to play out of their skins over the next month to avoid being in the bottom three come the start of December. With unrest in the camp courtesy of Barton's comments about Adel Taarabt, things could start to fall apart big time as the pressure mounts.
Unless, of course, Warnock's Rangers shock us all by beating Chelsea tomorrow. Wright-Phillips has something to prove, doesn't he?"
http://thegamesgonecrazy.blogspot.com/2011/10/qpr-teetering-on-edge-of-premiership.html
How about that for a prediction? Take off the 3 points QPR secured against 9 man Chelsea, and where would the Rs be? In the bottom three!
Now, where do QPR go from here? Tell me, who will fancy joining the Hoops after collecting just one point from the last 21? Wayne Bridge might like a run out in the Prem again. Macheda aint all that, as Rangers fans will now discover. Defoe? Not a chance! Zamora? Would you fancy joint top of the Championship or fourth from bottom of the Prem? QPR are now in the Catch 22 that we found ourselves in: rubbish attracts rubbish, and quality steers clear of a crisis club.
Still, when we went down, we had Grant in charge and he was relegated with the previous club he had managed in the Prem, whereas QPR have Warnock...who was relegated with the previous club he had managed in the Prem! But QPR have Gabbidon - also relegated - and Kenny also relegated - and Wright-Phillips, and DJ Campbell and Luke Young and Barton - when he isn't suspended - all relegated too of course!
Still, cheer up all you gRs, you're far too good to go down, as you've repeatedly told me, and Fernandes is about to open his transfer war chest. Look at the first signing - a player on loan! But that means you still have £20m to spend doesn't it? Yeah right!
Expect talk of the shiny new stadium within the next 48 hours!
West Ham 1 Coventry 0 - Satan Gives and Allardyce Takes
Well Satan is fulfilling his part of the bargain. This was another stuttering performance - with the team again only managing a single goal against weak opposition - but incredibly, we sit joint top at the end of the day. Never mind events at Upton Park, Southampton and Miserableboro both suffered 3-0 defeats, with the Saints losing Lambert to a red card for violent conduct. That's him out for three games then - and he is a huge player for Southampton. Hull also lost so only Cardiff of the top 6 won - apart from ourselves.
It's beginning to look as if nobody wants to win this division. We were cruising in the second half but, once again, dropped back after taking the lead, with Coventry doing all the attacking in the last ten minutes. Is it our fragile mentality, or do teams suddenly discover how poor we really are when they decide to throw caution to the wind and attack us? I suspect it is the latter. More ambition, and opponents would find that the Emperor really does have no clothes. Once Reading stepped it up, they murdered us. When Burnley decided it wasn't against the rules to cross the half way line, they found scoring easy. Derby came out of the traps early and found our soft underbelly, then retreated and invited us on.
All the usual weaknesses were there to see again today. Faubert was awful. Time and again his crosses were over hit, or hit from such a deep position that they were easy to defend. He also did his very best to hand Coventry a goal on a plate by heading a cross directly up into the air and then falling on his fat arse to try to supply a free view of the goal. Dicks summed it up when he said, "With his pace he should be attacking the full back but instead he puts the ball in from deep every time." He did get to the byline twice but over hit both crosses, one actually going out for a goal kick. The guy is hopeless. Sell him!
Nolan scored the winner but was again a passenger for most of the match. I will turn to Dicks again for a balanced opinion: "Nolan’s done nothing...not a bean...but then he pops up and scores...but that’s what Sam says he’s there for. He’s been nonexistent up to his goal." Dicks also said of the team performance, "You expect more from West Ham". Spot on!
The shot count, possession and corner count all suggest a commanding performance, but this was far from it. We were again playing against a poor team and again found ourselves hanging on at the end. I get sick of the old cliche "one goal is never enough" because it often is enough, but we really shouldn't be biting our nails and worrying as the game goes into added time when at home to the likes of Coventry City.
True Murphy had a good game, with two impressive saves, but a par score today would have been 3-0, with Murphy making a string of saves regardless. 1-0 gives us the points, but simply plasters over the cracks. The Allardyce Acolytes will say, "Look at the table" and Doctor Evil will tell everybody that it was a game that we dominated, but Dicks said in the last minute of extra time "If Coventry had played like this from the start, they would have won the game." And that's the point. We are still not controlling games.
A win is a win but when are we going to win with a swagger exactly? I forgot, it takes time for a team to gel apparently.
It's beginning to look as if nobody wants to win this division. We were cruising in the second half but, once again, dropped back after taking the lead, with Coventry doing all the attacking in the last ten minutes. Is it our fragile mentality, or do teams suddenly discover how poor we really are when they decide to throw caution to the wind and attack us? I suspect it is the latter. More ambition, and opponents would find that the Emperor really does have no clothes. Once Reading stepped it up, they murdered us. When Burnley decided it wasn't against the rules to cross the half way line, they found scoring easy. Derby came out of the traps early and found our soft underbelly, then retreated and invited us on.
All the usual weaknesses were there to see again today. Faubert was awful. Time and again his crosses were over hit, or hit from such a deep position that they were easy to defend. He also did his very best to hand Coventry a goal on a plate by heading a cross directly up into the air and then falling on his fat arse to try to supply a free view of the goal. Dicks summed it up when he said, "With his pace he should be attacking the full back but instead he puts the ball in from deep every time." He did get to the byline twice but over hit both crosses, one actually going out for a goal kick. The guy is hopeless. Sell him!
Nolan scored the winner but was again a passenger for most of the match. I will turn to Dicks again for a balanced opinion: "Nolan’s done nothing...not a bean...but then he pops up and scores...but that’s what Sam says he’s there for. He’s been nonexistent up to his goal." Dicks also said of the team performance, "You expect more from West Ham". Spot on!
The shot count, possession and corner count all suggest a commanding performance, but this was far from it. We were again playing against a poor team and again found ourselves hanging on at the end. I get sick of the old cliche "one goal is never enough" because it often is enough, but we really shouldn't be biting our nails and worrying as the game goes into added time when at home to the likes of Coventry City.
True Murphy had a good game, with two impressive saves, but a par score today would have been 3-0, with Murphy making a string of saves regardless. 1-0 gives us the points, but simply plasters over the cracks. The Allardyce Acolytes will say, "Look at the table" and Doctor Evil will tell everybody that it was a game that we dominated, but Dicks said in the last minute of extra time "If Coventry had played like this from the start, they would have won the game." And that's the point. We are still not controlling games.
A win is a win but when are we going to win with a swagger exactly? I forgot, it takes time for a team to gel apparently.
Half Time - West Ham 0 Coventry 0 New Year, Same Old Rubbish
No prizes for guessing the team. New Year so Doctor Evil picks the same old rubbish. Potts is made SBOBET player of the month but that's not enough to get him a place on the bench even. Hall came on as a sub against Derby, but that's his lot it seems. Lansbury is on the bench but isn't trusted to start. Too young, too talented, too unpredictable.
So it is the same old, same old, producing the same old, same old rubbish. Faubert has got to the byline once and put his cross out for a goal kick. He's also delivered a free kick straight into the hands of Murphy. And had a shot - predictably wide. Nolan, despite his day off, is slow and lumbering - and is being used wide on the left of midfield. What do I keep saying about building a midfield unit? Cole is dropping deeper and deeper trying to get a sight of the ball. Green is kicking long at every opportunity.
When we win corners - and we have won lots - the delivery is awful, and when Coventry break, we look stretched. Now this is against a team that hasn't won away all season. For 15 minutes, we looked lively but for the next 30, we were dire.
Until we get wide midfielders with the ability to cross, we will struggle. Quote Dicks, "Nolan hasn't done anything, he hasn't done anything" and "coming up with the occasional goal isn't enough for your captain". Now far be it from me to quote Dicks as an authority on anything, but he has this pretty much spot on. But what does Allardyce expect with the "shape" of this team? He had the chance to build a squad and failed to do so. In fact, he let Stanislas go who at least offered some pace and a degree of unpredictability. But hang on, unpredictability is anathema for Allardyce.
So, predictions for the second half? We might win by default, but this is a poor team playing poorly as I have been warning since mid October.
New Year, New Hope
2011 really was a terrible, terrible year. Apart from our exploits in the League Cup and a couple of vibrant performances at the start of this campaign, it has been misery all the way. Under Grant we couldn't win, and under Allardyce we couldn't play! The club's soul was sold when the Icelandic connection was made, but at least we still had our dreams. The arrival of Doctor Evil confirmed that Satan has taken proud ownership of the Academy of Football.
But when you do a deal with the Devil, you do at least expect something back in return, some sort of short term gain. Despite our miserable form and miserable results in December, we still sit in third place in the table, just one point behind Miserableboro themselves and three points shy of leaders Southampton. Boro couldn't even shaft a pantless Posh at home, which says it all, and Southampton are faltering. And the rest of the teams in the division are rank ordinary!
We haven't sold Tomkins yet. Baldock looks promising. Sullivan has said we will spend. Taylor may get fit one day. Reid is on the way back. Green looks better in the Championship. Add two or three players with pace and who knows, we may look half decent. We will know it's going to be a good year if Wolves take Piquionne off our hands!
And today we play Coventry at home. Win that and we will nearly be on course for Allardyce's 2 point a game target!
So cheer up everybody. We will see each other in Hell sooner or later for supporting Doctor Evil's Legion of Devils, but we may yet be smiling come May.
Mind you, if we stumble today...
Wolves want Piquionne
Hard to believe! Why would anybody want a 33 year old striker who can't score and who has been relegated in each of the last two seasons?
Perhaps somebody has misunderstood and Doctor Evil has simply decided to feed the Fly Tipper to the pack of wolves he keeps in the woods around his castle!
Perhaps somebody has misunderstood and Doctor Evil has simply decided to feed the Fly Tipper to the pack of wolves he keeps in the woods around his castle!
Sunday, 1 January 2012
The Window's Open But...
Why? It is all so illogical. If you need players in January, you need them at the start of the month, not at the end. Every game counts. Where is the logic in slogging through a whole month with an inadequate squad, throwing away crucial points game after game? And what sense is there in holding on to players that you don't want in the case of the selling clubs?
Our need is desperate. We desperately need a new centre back and midfielders with pace. But when will we get them? If ever!
Anything less than three points against Coventry and we will find ourselves in the doldrums with a capital D. Typically, the Sky Blues arrive on the back of two consecutive wins - their best form of the season so far. Sod's Law says they will add their first away victory to that mini run tomorrow.
Could we really sign Kebe?
Then there is the little matter of the Collison assault. Imagine the frosty atmosphere if Kebe rocked up for training. There's unfinished business between the two of them, and I doubt the rest of the squad have seen the funny side of Kebe's pulling up his socks gesture.
Better than Faubert? Maybe. And that is one damning judgement!
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