Friday, 1 October 2010

West Ham's Kieron Diarrhoea Has The Black Death!

I don't believe it! I nicknamed our sicknote Kieron Dyer "Diarrhoea" some 18 months ago and now, wouldn't you know it, he is set to miss the Fulham game because he has the shits! Not content with broken legs, torn muscles, damaged ligaments, shin splints and God knows what else, our "Six Million Dollar Man", who refuses to be rebuilt, now seems intent on running through all the common or garden ailments trotted out as excuses for not putting in a full day's shift!

Diarrhoea this week, chickenpox next, then measles, followed by flu, then mumps...Sullivan should just send him to Porton Down for a dose of the Black Death and have done with it!
at

12 comments:

  1. Anonymous1 October 2010 at 18:24

    That's a bit unfair - he's only human!!

    ReplyDelete
  2. Anonymous1 October 2010 at 18:57

    Are you being racist again fandingo?

    ReplyDelete
  3. Hammersfan1 October 2010 at 19:00

    Of course I am, the Black Death only killed black people didn't it?

    ReplyDelete
  4. Headmaster1 October 2010 at 19:29

    You couldn't make up this guy's contribution.
    In any other industry, HR would have been called in long ago. Joke.
    Only human, my arse.

    ReplyDelete
  5. Anonymous1 October 2010 at 19:53

    You having a go at the org seems to have woken a few of them up especially The Rev!

    ReplyDelete
  6. Hammersfan1 October 2010 at 20:02

    Yeah, it's a bit livelier in there isn't it? See Tom Hanks is back having a go at poor Flappers. Mr Hanks was convinced Flappers was Fanno and Flappers has always been convinced that Tom Hanks is Fanno and Orgsters were convinced that Flappers was Fanno so...

    Tom Hanks = Fanno = Flappers = Fanno = Tom Hanks

    Really? LOL

    ReplyDelete
  7. Headmaster1 October 2010 at 20:18

    Cripes, I'll take a look in there!

    ReplyDelete
  8. fred1491 October 2010 at 20:30

    personally im glad dyers injured cuz id prefer to see barerra play not saying hes not bee ngood but i think barerra offers us much more creativity and skill then dyer

    ReplyDelete
  9. Headmaster1 October 2010 at 20:31

    Naaah. Just don't get the site myself. Don't find it at all easy to navigate it has to be said.

    ReplyDelete
  10. Headmaster1 October 2010 at 20:43

    I like Barerra too Fred but I think DIRE edges him out at the moment, unless he's got a lodged bogey or whatever this week's ailment is

    ReplyDelete
  11. Stani Army1 October 2010 at 23:06

    Agree Headmaster. The no paragraphs is what really gets me.

    ReplyDelete
  12. Hammersfan2 October 2010 at 00:36

    LOL If he had something lodged, he might be able to play Headmaster! I reckon Sullivan and Gold must have something in their product range to help the guy out. Surely they sell butt plugs?

    ReplyDelete