Interesting. When we didn't sign Diouf after a trial, Allardyce claimed it was because the Spitting Image was unfit. That claim looked suspect when he turned out for Doncaster immediately and played a blinder. Well now Doctor Evil's most despised son has told us what we all suspected, that Allardyce was lying after the Board stepped in and blocked his despicable plans.
According to Diouf this is what really happened!
“They said I had a problem with the fans. That’s why they didn’t sign me. That was a big mistake for West Ham because if you see the game today I love Sam Allardyce, and he would love to have me in his team.”
I bet he would! After all, Diouf is a spit off the old block!
Anony-mouse says,
ReplyDeleteMorning HF.
You've found yet another angle to have a go at Allardyce. That wasn't entirely predictable and expected now was it?
I'll leave you in peace now cos I know you'll be busy this morning. As a true Hammers fan you'll need time to get on the blower in order to get tickets for some of our remaining games. You will be won't you? Otherwise how could you possibly think that your views are worth more than a bucket of p*ss if they only come from the 1 minute and 25 seconds they show of us on the Football League Show. And I know you want to go to at least some games so that 'idiots' and 'mugs' like me can't accuse you of being a know-nothing, miserable computer bound non-entity.
An unrelated question- you know the answer to everything so please tell me the answer to this. How could a book reviewer comment on books they don't even bother to read? What insight could they possibly give to anyone about a book that they haven't even picked up? Your 'thoughts' please.
ps- thanks for the link at the bottom of the page to the fantastic Claret and Blues booooooooos log. Funny and completly spot on.
Mouse
ReplyDeleteI've supported West ham since 1959 ,was there in '65,'66, and '75.
I've seen the good times and I've seen the bad times
I've never booed a West ham player even when he was crap.
But this is the internet and and we've got free will,
I think HF is right more often than he is wrong.
Mouse feel free to feck off
HF feel free to Carry On Regardless.
Hammers Factoid #4:
ReplyDeleteHF hates rodents and furry critters, especially Annoy-Mouse!
I actually like Anony-Mouse. He conducts the debate with passion and a degree of grace too, most of the time. We disagree on a lot but that's what makes life interesting. I reflect on the points he makes, and sometimes (not often!) they are valid.
ReplyDeleteAnony-mouse says,
ReplyDelete10.16- it's very nice of you to give me the option but if you don't mInd awfully I won't take you up on your kind offer to feck off just yet. Soon though, promise.
Private eye- Loved your latest factoid- but did I miss no3? Shame if I did, cos they have given me and I'm sure others a unique and believable insight into the fascinating enigma that is HF.
Finally, HF. What can I say? Believe it or not I don't actually hate you either (well OK- I do sometimes). You constantly wind me up, but mostly in a Jack Lemmon/ Walter Matthau 'Odd Couple' type way. The exception to this as we both know is your Allardyce stuff. That does genuinely p*ss me off because you have never given him a chance. You're not alone in that though.
None of your points are ever, ever valid though :)
Enough of this love in! You'll be wanting to cottage with me next!
ReplyDeleteAnony-mouse says,
ReplyDeleteI absolutely promise that that won't be the case HF.
But I agree with you- enough of this love-in- it just ain't us. So bring it on big boy (but just not in a cottaging type way please).