Saturday, 22 September 2012

Noble Putting In The Hard Yards


Interesting stats are emerging. Those puzzled by the inclusion of Reid alongside Collins might be surprised to learn that he is the fastest player in the division, clocking in at 23.38mph. Pace at the heart of a defence is invaluable, particularly when the partner and full backs are not exactly nippy.

The Noble critics, meanwhile, might be interested to learn that Noble has already covered 26.95 miles in the first four games, the second highest total in the division! With that level of commitment, perhaps it is no wonder Allardyce rates him.

Noble has also made him self so available to team mates that they have passed to him 172 times already this season, the highest for any player in the squad. If nothing else, this proves that Noble is the glue that is holding the team together. Glue may not be glamorous, but without it, things fall apart!

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Bullshit! And you know it HF!

He is slow, can't create, can't defend and very rarely scores. These are the only statistics that matter.

Sav said...

Bullshit and you know it HF!

He is slow, can't create, can't defend and very rarely scores. And let's not forget that he often gives away unnecessary fouls around our box. These are the only statistics that matter.

To keep this stupid Noble campaign going when we have players who can do the job for us like Benayoun and Diarra is not only crazy but criminal.

Anonymous said...

Shite shite shite and even more shite .....your boring and total dog shite .

Anonymous said...

what do those stats prove,that he runs??? its the minimun i expect from a footballer! noble is wank mate get real!