West Ham United - The Game's Gone Crazy

The crazy world of Smoking Slaven's West Ham Wonders!

Wednesday, 23 January 2013

Arsenal 5 West Ham 1 - How can the Gunners cope without Van Persie?

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Before kick off I warned that Allardyce was asking for a good kicking. God only knows what he was thinking of when he poked Wenger with a st...
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Half Time Arsenal 1 West Ham 1 - O'Brien In Purgatory!

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Well, so far so good, but I haven't got any finger nails left. Odd team selection, but presumably it is down to Cole and Jarvis being ti...
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Allardyce Inviting A Good Kicking

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What is Allardyce up to? I know he loves putting one over on Wenger, proving that the science of a haymaker punch can flatten the best techn...
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Tuesday, 22 January 2013

Maiga, Diarra and Diame to Depart

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Talk about rats abandoning a floating ship! I've made my feelings about Diarra clear in the thread below, and to be honest, neither Alla...
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Diarra Can Take A Running Jump!

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Bloody nerve. Diarra is complaining that he was misled when he joined West Ham because, after sitting on his arse injured for three months, ...
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Monday, 21 January 2013

West Ham Fans Should Get Off Allardyce's Back

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Bloody hell, I can't believe I wrote that headline. Am I sickening for something? Has Doctor Evil slipped me some drug that distorts the...
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Sunday, 20 January 2013

Time for Nolan to go?

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Something truly remarkable happened yesterday. With time running down and Allardyce desperate for a winning goal, Vaz Te was sent on and Cap...
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Saturday, 19 January 2013

West Ham 1 QPR 1 - West Ham Mortally Wound The Albatross

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Normally a draw at home to the bottom club would be seen as a poor result, but I will take this. To stay up. QPR need to win seven games and...
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Half Time West Ham 0 QPR 1 - Taraabt Tearing Hammers Apart

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Well how predictable was that? I could pull up my post earlier in the week and may do so later, warning about the dangers of a one or two go...
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Diame Set To Quit West Ham

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It's looking increasingly as if Diame is the latest Tevez or Demba Ba, seeing West Ham simply as a stepping stone to a better wage deal ...
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Thursday, 17 January 2013

Allardyce Heading For Fine and Touchline Ban.

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I can understand the frustration, but Allardyce's reaction to last night's penalty decisions was extreme. Yes the decision to award ...
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Wednesday, 16 January 2013

Manchester United 1 West Ham 0 - Heroic in defeat

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Well that was much better than I expected. A makeshift team with two young full backs / wing backs, against a reasonably strong Manchester U...
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Old Trafford Tonight - A Dangerous Irrelevance Ahead of QPR Crunch

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I hate to say it, but if ever a game should be disregarded and defeat accepted, tonight's FA Cup replay is that game. The chances of us ...
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Sunday, 13 January 2013

Allardyce Wakes Up At Last!

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Dear God, it has dawned on Allardyce all of a sudden that we need defenders! Most of us have been saying all season that we have sub standar...
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Saturday, 12 January 2013

Sunderland 3 West Ham 0 - That's what Noble brings to the table!

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So, no Noble because of a calf injury and we were lambs to the slaughter. All season the Noble knockers have insisted that the guy is a liab...
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Half Time - Sunderland 1 West Ham 0 - No Noble, No Control

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Well that was a dreadful 45 minutes. Jarvis could have scored but, for the most part, we have been chasing around trying to retrieve the bal...
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Carlton Cole In Mood To Score At Sunderland!

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With news breaking that Allardyce doesn't want him at the club, Carlton should start against Sunderland. Despite his goal scoring issue...
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Friday, 11 January 2013

Tomkins on his way to Newcastle

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I can't see it myself. Allardyce would leave himself desperately short of cover in the centre of defence unless he has a replacement lin...
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Great Name, Shame About The Player!

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You would have thought that with a name like Osvaldo Alonso, the guy might be a bit tasty. It's not exactly Johan Pele, or Lionel Marado...
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Wednesday, 9 January 2013

Desperate Ipswich Sign Plastic Hammer

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Oh dear, times they are a'desperate at Portandlemon Road. Not only have they turned to the tactical genius that is Mick McCarthy (no dou...
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