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Thursday, 28 February 2013

Allardyce or Di Canio?

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(Article submitted by Steve Heighton)   The big question BFS v PDC . The holder v the pretender. The experience v the new boy . The drab...
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Monday, 25 February 2013

West Ham 2 Tottenham 3 - Narrowly Mullered!

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Well if we are honest, Tottenham could have scored six in that second half. Jussi was truly inspired and kept Spurs out time and time again ...
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Half Time: West Ham 1 Tottenham 1 - Rare Upton Park Assist For Parker!

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Well it could have been worse! Allardyce opened his big gob pre match to announce that Tottenham are overly dependent on Bale, so that guara...
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Depressing Team Screams Allardyce Conservatism

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Give Osborne control of the economy and the nation loses its triple A rating; let Allardyce run your club and austerity bites deeper and dee...
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Sliding Closer to Catastrophe

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When I warned a few weeks back that we still faced a battle to stay up, the optimists scoffed. We were sitting comfortably in mid table. Rea...
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Thursday, 21 February 2013

Doris in tears as West Ham trial Bolton tea lady

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With news that Ricardo Gardner may be about to join the Bolton émigrés at Upton Park, 88 year old tea lady Doris Garnett was found in floods...
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Tuesday, 19 February 2013

Should Allardyce Start Sweating Following Di Canio's Resignation From Swindon

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Well he lasted 12 months longer than I predicted, but Di Canio has walked away from the Swindon job, exactly as I said he would do. There...
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Thursday, 14 February 2013

Sheffield United Prove There Is A God!

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So West Ham continue to underwrite Shafting United's flounderings in the old Division Three! With the final stage payment of the Tevez c...
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Tuesday, 12 February 2013

West Ham can't afford to sack Big Sam

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Allardyce is no doubt smiling at reports that Poyet might succeed him at Upton Park. Apart from the fact that the Uruguayan has achieved n...
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Monday, 11 February 2013

Allardyce's Negativity Plunges West Ham Back Into Danger

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Dear God, has this man got any balls? Apparently, we set up in the first half to see what Aston Villa had to offer, and once we established ...
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Thursday, 7 February 2013

All Hail Frank Lampard For Cracking The Brazil Nut

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The guy just can't stop scoring! Ever since Chelsea indicated that they no longer wanted him, Lampard has scored goal after brilliant go...
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Wednesday, 6 February 2013

Allardyce Hit Where It Hurts

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Eight grand, I ask you! Eight thousand for calling the ref a coward and coming as close as a manager dare of suggesting that the bastard in ...
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Tuesday, 5 February 2013

Mark Noble - Fourth Highest Successful Tackle Rate In Prem!

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Another embarrassing stat for Noble's critics. Not only does he complete more passes than any other West Ham player, not only does he co...
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Monday, 4 February 2013

Paulista Must Start At Aston Villa

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Two games played and two goals scored. OK, it is only for the Academy team but so what? This guy has a record of scoring and his tail is up....
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Sunday, 3 February 2013

Il Duce Di Canio Throws Toys Out Of Swindon Pram

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So poor old Paolo is upset because the administrator, on behalf of the new owners of Swindon Town, sold a player to Bournemouth without gett...
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Saturday, 2 February 2013

West Ham Ram Warnock's Comments Down His Throat

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Poor old Stephen Warnock. He claims he joined Leeds United because they are a bigger club than West Ham, but whilst we bullied Wales' fi...
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West Ham 1 Swansea 0 - A HUGE 3 points!

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Bloody hell, we needed that. Swansea were unbeaten in seven and had beaten Chelsea over two legs without conceding anything more than a ...
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Half Time West Ham 0 Swansea 0 - Whilst Villa and Wigan are Winning!

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Look at the possession count and we are second best, look at the shot count and we are unlucky not to be winning. Nolan could have scored tw...
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Friday, 1 February 2013

Sleepwalking Towards Relegation

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Hush now. Be very quiet. David Gold has been unwell and needs a nap. David Sullivan is having a kip too. And Big Sam and his squad were...
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Thursday, 31 January 2013

Tony Gale Rates Carlton Cole Better Than Chamakh and Carroll

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For two games in a row I've listened to ex Hammer Tony Gale insisting that, as a centre back, he would rather face Chamakh or Carroll th...
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