Sunday, 7 February 2010

I saw John Terry in...


...Pizza Express in Esher 12 months ago! He was with a woman! They were discussing her favourite toppings I expect ahead of getting down to the business. Do you think the News Of The World will pay me for the story?

Bloody Pizza Express? She was a cheap date wasn't she? I think I heard her say "I'll have a 12 inch meat feast with extra sour cream"! That must be worth a grand of Murdoch's money surely!

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

Garlic Bread?

Anonymous said...

She said no, she just hadn't had a wash since seeing Ashley Cole!

southham said...

Then Ashley was done for speeding -104mph down the A3. Was he trying to get home before JT arrived with a takeaway?

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Anonymous said...

I think Gary Neville should have got the Englands captain role. He has no chance of shagging anyones bird.

Anonymous said...

Would've believed you if you said Deano was there too.

Anonymous said...

i saw john Terry in...your mum.

Stani Army said...

What is going on?

Poor fan at Stoke dies. There's abuse in the stands and abuse on the blogs. I was at the Blackburn game and a guy just stands up, children around, and starts effing and blinding? Unbelievable.

The game has gone crazy.

Winston said...

I stuck up for Terry but the more i hear, & now it has happened a few times apparently, the more i am coming to believe that i was wrong & Stani was right. Hmm! That other fella who used to be a ManU supporter but is now one of us until his death says that we are jerking the knee & should show faith. Our local priest says that every time we attend a funeral. When i look at the games left, add up the points on current form, i am concerned.

Stani Army said...

Winston,
As time goes on, people win begin to realise that stripping Terry-the-todger of the captaincy is not as big a drama as some people said it was. He will still play, and still be able to do exactly what he did before (in terms of leading on the pitch).

Also, I know Chelsea fans would support Terry, obviously, but they're overdoing it with the banners and stuff. Maybe I will take a banner to our next game: "You can support Terry, but it could have been your wife/partner" :)

Bruce Grove said...

Stani 1527 I think that is an ill informed emotion over reaction, the French tart was/is single as in unattached, just in case you're not getting it. It's Terry's wife and kids that have been done the dirty on here. They take banners, you take banners, banners schmanners who gives a tihs anyhow? We're all full of our own crap on the blogs so whats the price of fish got anything to do with it anyway especially yours? Touché

Stani Army said...

Bruce,
Had you read my previous comments, you would understand I have got it. The ill-informed over-reaction is those that say England will lose the World Cup because Terry has been stripped of the captaincy. Very logical!

And I'm not literally going to take a banner....it was meant to be a joke, 'just in case you're not getting it'.

Bruce Grove said...

Stani I did read your previous comments and I stick by what I've posted. There is a real world out there and there is no place in it for weaklings especially in the world of international football ask Zizou. You cannot do a captain's job on the pitch if you are not the captain that's obvious and only time will tell if we come home with the World Cup or not, likelihood is we won't. Do you think it that during that cupless return the papers will not hark back to these events? Naive fool you if you think they will not even if the FA/Capello decision had no bearing, but it must do as logic dictates.

Stani Army said...

Bruce,
"You cannot do a captain's job on the pitch if you are not the captain"
And your reasons for the justification of this statement?

What is truer is; you cannot do a captain's job at the press conference if you are not the captain. See what I mean?

Papers, papers, papers. Do I care what the papers think? Does Capello? No. And you should care less about it too. If England come back with no cup then it's obvious this story will rear its ugly head again. But, to think Terry's demotion is going to be the reason for England failing is just stupidity. That is truly naive! If England fail, then the reasons for doing so will be clear in the tournament and the rational guy that is the manager, will point this out to anyone who is unsophisticated enough to suggest that it was because of the Terry demotion.

To the contrary, what has happened to Terry will make him player better and want to prove a point even more. Proof? Is he not doing this right now for Chelsea? So I'm not sure what this logic is you speak of.

Winston said...

You are correct Stani. I have thought about your words with an open heart. My initial response was probably slight Chelsea sympathy from once upon a time in the west, as Hammersfan would have noticed. Terry will play well of course, but his actions are miles offside, yes.

Stani Army said...

Winston,
You're a top man and I really have enjoyed my debates with you. I hope to gain from your wisdom in future discussions.

"Terry will play well of course, but his actions are miles offside"...very good!

Jerome said...

You saw John Terry in Pizza Express?
What a cool dude you are, thanks for posting this so we all know how awesome you are.

Hammersfan said...

Jerome, it was tongue in cheek - and I don't mean she was sitting on his face!