Wednesday, 16 September 2009

West Ham's Academy In Nigeria


News is breaking of a new West Ham academy to be launched in Nigeria. COE Scott Duxbury broke the news and explained how the venture had been conceived. He told amazed reporters,

"It was not something I had considered until I received an unsolicited email from a Mr Conner Britt in which he set out the exciting proposal. In return for transfering £2m in British Stirling into a Nigerian bank account, we have been given first option on all the best talent in Nigeria. I know supporters were disappointed by our decision to sell James Collins to Aston Villa but I am sure they will be delighted now that they understand how the money has been used. We sold Bellamy and landed Savio. Who knows what fantastic talent will now find its way to West Ham on the back of the Collins sale."

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

oh please give it a rest. witchhunts are ugly things. you're a bit of bitch sometimes aren't you ? put down that handbag sir!

Hammersfan said...

Witch hunts? Has he signed a witchdoctor as part of the deal?

Anonymous said...

20.09 - Not a bit of a bitch sometimes... try all the time.

Another pointless article designed to dig out the club.
Seriously I'm not Pro-Duxbury but reading this depressing, immature bitchfest - people on the Org (which I don't read but already I like them from what I have read on here), the club, the players, the CEO, the fans...
It is old, it's tired and only serves to enable you to give glib replies like the one at 21.40.

Anonymous said...

I've come to realise that your posts above Duxbury should just be ignored as you will only come back with 5 more.

apache said...

Funny. Obvious and to be expected from you Fanno, but funny all the same!

Anonymous said...

an academy in Nigeria will be fantastic for the kids in the Minna area who are absolutely football crazy. It is a really positive move that will benefit west ham no doubt too. your tired fraud cliche on the other hand doesn't really add anything constructive