Tuesday, 17 August 2010

Sekou Baradji, Jeremie Aliadierre, who else is in the bottom of the barrel?


Bloody hell, things are desperate. Ali's Derriere is due to sign in the next 24 hours and another old boy, Suckyou Baradji may soon follow. You have to wonder who will be next. Has Mido found a happy home yet? What about Davenport, did Forest sign him in the end? What are Di Michelle and Tristan doing these days?

How about Walter Lopez? Where is Mullins when you need him? Kyel Reid hasn't made it into the Sheffield United team so must yearn to come home. What about Henri Camara? We could bring Ljungberg back from the States and Solano might fancy a return to the Prem too. And that's only going back two seasons!

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

Priceless service you offer Hammersfan. Thank god you're about to read newsnow for us and repeat it on here!

Anonymous said...

I'm giving up on football this year, no fantasy football, no WHTID, no KUMB and no TGGC - I've had enough of West Ham - I'm sick to back teeth of the club that I've loved man and boy - 47 years and the only real happiness the club ever gave me was an FA cup final win at Wembley. I shall not be checking results, I will not go to games and this time next year I shall review my decision as I fully expect that I'll be far happier for my year off. The club I'm afraid really has gone to dogs. HF thank you, it's been emotional but I'm out of here.

Hammersfan said...

Stay around mate. 47 years of pain isn't enough. Retire at 50!

Kareem said...

If we get Ali's Derriere I will just shoot myself...

47 years? 50?! I've been supporting West Ham for 5 years (since I was 14) and I'm already losing sleep!!!

Stani Army said...

17:55
It' not a choice mate. You'll be back and we'll still be here :)

As for Jeremie Hardlyeverthere, didn't we learn the first time? I think Avraham's showing his eye for a player! There are people like Matt Derbyshire up for grabs, who just signed for Brum, and we're chasing people like Caicedo. Bloody bonkers....the game's gone bonkers.

Anonymous said...

We have a petition up to close this site down. News Now will kick you of. Then were comming for you. We know where you live. Were going to screw you good and proper. You and your family. Mess with the ICF at your peril son. West Ham BNP rules.

Luke Eliot said...

Agree with you about most of those players - apart from Solano - thought he was our best player when he was with us, and was disappointed we let him go.

Anonymous said...

ha ha spuds r 2 nil down. champions league your avin a laugh.

Anonymous said...

oops 3-0

Anonymous said...

spuds are getting done up the bum by the young boys. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Anonymous said...

HF you've made me see the light... I now realise how futile it is to be a hammers fan - I've seen the light and I'm letting go..... goodbye

Deane said...

I give it 3 days and the fateful addiction will draw you back there is no escape We're doomed,doomed I tell thee
PS I was a catholic priest for half an hour tonight

Hammersfan said...

1906, go back to school and learn how to spell. How sick are you? Says everything about you and your anonymous crew. Sad. Very sad.

Anonymous said...

Hammersfan, I don't usually agree with everything you say. I'm far too positive for that. However, when I see the illiterate rantings of anonymous 19.06, I feel driven to defend your right to say what you like. We live in the 21st Century. There is no place for violence (or pathetic threats of it) or racism in a civilised society. Correct me if I am wrong, but the West Ham BNP does not rule.I actually feel a bit sorry for the guy that wrote that; I'm thinking small penis.
With regard to football, my enormous (and often misplaced) optimism has turned to a horrible feeling of depression. BUT - last year after the first match I thought we may make Europe. Who knows what's going to happen? But, as my sister says, 'It's never boring being a West Ham fan. Be thankful for that'.

Hammersfan said...

Cheers 0859. It would be a boring world if we all agreed on everything of course, but a much better world if we could eradicate disagreement based on colour and creed!

Anonymous said...

Can we moan about these players AFTER we sign them!

Anonymous said...

Oh dear 1906. What a pathetic little virgin you really are! I think you will find that you and your element are an embarrassment to the real WH fans. You know, the ones who support the team. Not you primary school cocks who saw Green Street and think your 'hard'. Grow up!