Tuesday, 24 August 2010

West Ham Target Fathy & Gerrard


You what? Doesn't Avram know that Frank and Stevie can't play together in the same team? How many times has this been tried by England managers without success? It just will not work, end of!

The ambition in trying to sign the England captain and the free scoring Chelsea midfielder is, of course, highly commendable and speaks volumes for the ambition of the Davids. Who needs Parker with these two competing to play alongside Kovac and Der Hammer in West Ham's centre midfield? This is exactly what we need, competitive midfielders with a great eye for goal - and British to boot!

Hang on. What was that? It's not Stevie G, it's Tony G! Who does he play for then? Cardiff City? Well, to be precise, he sits on the Cardiff bench! Oh, not so exciting then. Never mind, the return of Fat Frank is...You what? It's not the former Hammer? Who is it then? An Egyptian? An Egyptian called Fathy? Is Mido really coming back?

It's beginning to look as if the Davids have decided to build a team fit for the Championship, based on the evidence of the first two games of the season! I hear we want an Orient striker too!

1 comment:

Kareem said...

Fathy isn't actually a bad player, but in the dialect of the Persian Gulf countries, "fathy" literally means "empty" lol .