Allardyce Turns Down England Job

Well that's big of him. The job hasn't been offered, of course, but Old Big 'Ead has come out and announced that he isn't interested in the job. Nothing like heading off a sleight eh?

On that basis, I'm dropping a line through to Keira Knightley turning down an invitation to a threesome with Uma Thurman!

Allardyce has a problem with the England badge apparently: Three Lions speaks volumes about unnecessary complication; why use three short lions when one long lion would suffice?