Saturday, 21 July 2012

Has Leeds Takeover Hit Snag?

I've been away and returned fully expecting to discover that Leeds United had been taken over by a Bahraini, a Saudi or a Kuwaiti and seei. But instead nothing has happened!

This is getting odder by the day. Forest are one week into their new era and have already appointed a new manager, but we still don't know the name or even the nationality of the Leeds bidder. Warnock muttered last week that there were no secrets at Leeds, and yet with tens of millions of flat capped whippet owners willing to pay a penny each for news, any news, on who the mystery buyer is, we still have no word.

Is this all a ruse? Warnock is still populating the squad with dross, suggesting he isn't anticipating the club having billions to  invest in players anytime soon, so as every day passes, the suspicion mounts. Take over, what take over? It was a slip of the tongue! Master Bates was talking about a curry he had ordered the night before!

53 comments:

Anonymous said...

Are you on drugs????


MOT

Anonymous said...

F-me. It's back from a break at the asylum.

Keep up the medication. See they've not quite found the problem yet but you must be nearly there.

You could try LUFans Anonymous. - Hi, my names SpaammersHam and I'm a Leeds-a-holic.

Neil said...

You are a dick! Write about you own club, just for once. Give it a go, see how it goes

Anonymous said...

Mate shut your face new news won't come due to a confidentiality agreement the Kuwait guy that naught nf has been in for them for months... Just f##k off and get on with your s#%t west end pile of dirt

Anonymous said...

Preferred the first pic

Anonymous said...

You become more tedious by the day. Concentrate on West Ham and the dodgy owners you have along with the dodgy manager.

Anonymous said...

Pitty that wherever you were you did not stay there idiot.

Anonymous said...

oi clean shirt do something better with your friday nights...stop sitting at home having a pot noodle, a wank and creaming all over your keyboard whilst blogging about Leeds!

Anonymous said...

You escaped from the ward.
The men in white jackets will find you again.

If the takeover happens, it happens.
Bored of it now. If doesn't happen Bates & all his scummy mates probably best not ever turn up at ER ever again.

Anonymous said...

The takeover is definitely going ahead as you will see very soon and according to Warnock we will be signing upto 8 players in the next 10 days! I'd be more concerned with your own teams lack of signings/talent if I was you, we are buzzing!

Anonymous said...

What a c-nt

Anonymous said...

I have been worried for a while the takeover was either a Bates Bullsh1t or that it's hit problems.
The thought of another season with Bates would be too much to take.
That said, I think you should focus your attentions on your own two-bob club instead of using Super Leeds United to get a few hits on your pathetic website!

Anonymous said...

Co*c

Anonymous said...

Haven't you and your fellow barrow boys, chimney sweeps and pick-pockets not got any West Ham news to excite you?

Anonymous said...

Enjoyed reading this I guess we will not be hearing from you when the olympics start when the big smoke shit hole comes to a standstill. MOT

jimwhu said...

welcome back hf keep taking the pils

Anonymous said...

nothing whatsoever to do with you.TOSSER.

Anonymous said...

You really are full of crap. Concentrate on your own club for a change

Anonymous said...

Welcome back. Nice to see you got the knuckle draggers and mouth-breathers excited again.

Anonymous said...

This is a brilliant read.I enjoy reading your bloggs.everything in this piece is correct mate,Leeds fans are just in utter denial and rely on their "massive" fanbase to bounce off eachother and kid themselves that something is going to happen.maybe today eh lads.or maybe when Warnock and Bates have flogged snoddy and rossco for peanuts and replaced them with players like Luke varney haha.like you say utter dross.maybe you could write your next blog about how maybe Warnock has gone into Leeds with the sole purpose of destroying them,I mean he Cleary states it in his autobiography how he despises Leeds.like I say you are completely correct as to what you say bravo sir.

Anonymous said...

Takeover may or may not have reached a snag. But I was really hopefully you had hit a snag and weren't coming back.

Anonymous said...

Mate, I'm West Ham, and your nonsense about Leeds is getting pretty tiresome. Write about WH or give it a rest eh? You're getting embarrassing.

Anonymous said...

Watch this space. A new company got registered on Thursday called Leeds United Vision. This suggests that although the process has been protracted it does appear to be imminent. So butt out bubble boy.
Forever White

Anonymous said...

Knobweed....

I hope we have at least 3 for Devon & then 5 by day 10 !l

Hammersfan said...

LOL 0934, I can register a company tomorrow called Leeds United Brown Underwear if I want to! I read that desperate post. That means absolutely nothing! The guy is an existing director. Are you suggesting that this "take over" just involves Bates and his cronies setting up a new holding company for running Leeds? That's a worrying idea isn't it?

Anonymous said...

@ 2012 09:10 Anonymous said...

"Welcome back. Nice to see you got the knuckle draggers and mouth-breathers excited again."

How dare you say I breath through my mouth? What an insult

KohSamuiWhites said...

Welcome back,
Superb as always.It brightens up my day,well a few minutes anyway,reading your bloggs.I think it,s lovely that anybody with you,re sort of mental disabilities can feel worthwhile and wanted if only through you bloggs.Keep up the good work.

Anonymous said...

Hammer fan your a class A TIT. I hate to say it but your right and most Leeds fan know that which why it hits such a nerve. But your still a twat, so concentrate on your own club

old Wjitey said...

Ref your item where yoou are supposed to have read the info about Leeds United Vision,firstly i very much doubt someone of your limited ability would have the necessary to set up a PLC, secondly he is not an existing director of LUFC that priviledge belongs to a female of the same surname and address, wife or daughter depending on whether he's lucky or a dirty old git. also you keep making references to flat capped whippet owners, do you have a map or perhaps Google on your crappy computer (clearly it can't spell west ham as this blog keeps coming up on LUFC news now) if you do you will find that those flat hats and whippets lodge on the other side of the pennines. Flats hats are worn only by farmers in Gods' Own Country.Did you enjoy youir time in respite? never mind the end won't be long now, even your own fans are getting sick of you.

Anonymous said...

Ffs spunk bubbles back .......go play with the bus's .....cockhead.

KohSamuiWhites said...

Welcome back,
Always amusing,keep up the good work.

Couchio said...

Hes a closet leeds fan hes a closet leeds fan na na na na ey na na na na ns ey!!!!! So the spammer what class have you signed this season besides boltons second string keeper?? What happened to them again?? Im forever blowing bubbles my a$$your forever blowing your cousins more like!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Comical from a crap blog owner. The only thing that's crazy round here is you mate.

Leeds WILL be taken over, by very rich men. And when we go to the very top, you will be sick. Enjoy

Anonymous said...

Wow! Do they speak a different language in Leeds?

Anonymous said...

It must be getting harder and harder to come up with a provocative article now things are on the up and up at Leeds. I'm not even slightly surprised how long the process is taking to unravel at Leeds given the off shore shonkiness associated with the current owner, but you know this fully well. You're a wind up merchant who will always get a bite when you write to one of the worlds largest fan bases.
Must be boring to support a piss pot team who have limited appeal.

Anonymous said...

Well done HF
I enjoy watching the northern knobs rising to the bait every single time.
It's a free country (sort of)
Crack on......

Anonymous said...

How about we meet for a fight and I knock the s h I t out of you?

Anonymous said...

Why dont u write about your own 2 bit club you bell end MOT

Anonymous said...

SUPER
SUPER-RICH
SUPER-RICH LEEDS UNITED !!!!!

There's nothing like a poor jealous east london cockney.

Anonymous said...

Was hoping you'd died

Anonymous said...

Is this guy for real? Bet you're looking forward to your move to the Olympic Stadium.. Ha ha! MOT

Couchio said...

Hammers fan your a fking tard let me explain whats happening. Leeds united are split up into several divisions i.e one off bates off shore companys own elland roand and various different off shore companys own various parts of leeds. Whay they are doing is imalgamating all aspects of leeds united together under one umbrella under the current owners so they can that transfer that one company to the new owner!!! There a lesson in business for you there but i ubderstand your a cockney you only understand market stalls and everything is 3 for a paaaarnd!!!!

Anonymous said...

the west spaz is back, shame i hoped someone had ran you down with there car! What a shame,such a shame....... your so boring!

Anonymous said...

you know the more i read your crap the more im sure that hadrian built his wall too far north

Anonymous said...

Ha ha ffs omg lol.

Anonymous said...

Twat

Cheesewire said...

Great to have you back HF and if I'm honest I have been looking out for your posts . It is a bid sad though having to post your own endorsements at 9.18 as anonymous. I mean who is Luke Varney and why would any non Leeds fan know there was an alleged interest? At least make it less obvious by, I don't know, calling yourself 'The headmaster' and having a cyber chat at 2am on a Sunday morning.

Anonymous said...

Just back from a break but u no what warnock said last week. Prat .. Spend a bit more time supporting ur own club and stop looking at a league below. We will swop leagues next season

Anonymous said...

Wa

Anonymous said...

Nk

Anonymous said...

Er

Anonymous said...

Don't they have schools up north yet?

Anonymous said...

Another prick!!!