Tuesday, 24 July 2012

Leeds United Bid For West Ham Reserve Maynard Falls Short

Would you Adam & Eve it? The mighty Leeds United want a West Ham reserve striker and can't afford our asking price! And with all that oil money pumping through the pipe line anytime soon! How odd!

Never mind guys, if our players are too expensive for you, Sullivan & Gold have a few products that you could purchase to shove up Master Bates if he is still in charge when the transfer window slams shut!

Meanwhile, Leeds United fans have everything crossed, hoping today is Take Over Tuesday! We will just have to Kuwait and see!

38 comments:

Anonymous said...

You should try out as a stand up Comedian..do you write your own material or is it scripted?

Walt Masinga said...

You've never had sex and probably never will unless you leave your bedroom.

Anonymous said...

Do your directors mold their products on you

You being a PRICK of course

Anonymous said...

You truely are a first class tos***r. See you on your way down AGAIN as we're going up.

Anonymous said...

Well if we do eventaully get him, at least the lad will be moving to a bigger club with better long term prospects.
Enjoy your struggle in the prem.

Anonymous said...

at least we're shopping in asda now instead of primark you southern lump of jelly.Jog on down to the queen vic, please make sure you dont stumble down the apple and pears :)

Couchio said...

"Kuwait and see!" Wasnt funny the first 10 times you said it and it isnt funny now !! get some new material mate ps one of your owners owns Anne Summers doesnt he ???? seems he likes working with dildo's!!!!

Anonymous said...

what a vile piece of journalism , never mind most of you lot are uneducated arent you

Leeds Leeds Leeds said...

Your a total dick mate! Wots the fascination with leeds! Just concentrate on ya own stuff like surviving the prem!

Diet & Fitness said...

Hammersfan,
from your remarks over the past weeks, it would seem that your mental age is probably thirteen. But that is probably doing a disservice to many thirteen year olds

Fin said...

Rumour has it that he is reluctant to leave London after being informed that ordering a 'Lager Top' in Leeds tends to make your nose bleed.

Anonymous said...

would like 2 say i thought your blog was pretty funny at first but now your starting to get desperate, totally un funny, quite petty n childish imo, at the end of the day it doesn't matter who we sign or wot we do u will find a way to belittle us. We will wait and see wot happens this coming season pal coz looking at west hams squad it aint no where near good enough 2 stay up n we cud well be taking your place in the prem nxt season, how much of a cnut would you feel then?

Old wjitey said...

Nice try wombat, who exactly said LUFC might be interested in Maynard? not a single breath in any paper anywhere. just another story to spice up the lives of the sad little sickos living under the stones of the wet spam toilets.

Anonymous said...

Who actually listens to you to make you keep writing? I can't believe the lack of knowledge you posess about football...

Anonymous said...

The mighty whites beat the POLICE more money...havent you just been crying about your shit signings mummys boy lol you will SELL your 90 million in debt donut...i predict a take over tmrw ,now the court case is done.

Anonymous said...

New owners are from Bahrain ...

Anonymous said...

Awwwwwww lickle man. I feel the sorry for you. Not even worth an insult its that sad

Anonymous said...

Ha ha you really are a Teapot ! Of course we tried to sign maynard so that you wont have him at your disposal when you come back down which you will !! If memory serves only 2 short seasons ago you were the one of the worst teams in the prem often sitting at the very bottom most of that season. Then even with the parachute payments your werent the best team in the championship. haha got to laugh you are a small dingy nasty little wannabe club whose neighbours are all proper London clubs with long and proud histories. Even the so called famous icf were nowhere to be seen when we played you home and away! Your pathetic diatribe is ridiculous and i happen to know many of your own supporters think youre an imbecile ! MOT

Anonymous said...

you cannot take seriously the comments of a fan whose club song refers to blowing bubbles... its obvious where they are coming from!!!

Anonymous said...

Tosser

Anonymous said...

Its quite sad that for a West Ham fan you constantly talk about Leeds. Get a grip

Anonymous said...

West Ham fan here. Please stop.

Anonymous said...

I always wondered what those little bald people wore under their West Ham Shirts but no it has been revealed. Ann Summers

Anonymous said...

Cant afford? turning down a 1 million pound bid does not mean we can't afford you prick, it means its been turned down! you southern fairies make me laugh.

Anonymous said...

IDIOT

Anonymous said...

Your hits are dwindling!

Anonymous said...

Reserve striker???? You signed him less than six months ago retard and if Leeds want him they get him ...bigger club ..... simples :)

Anonymous said...

Hf we can only spend 6m on players you fool! We wıll be spendıng our oıl money ın the prem next season. I was goıng to say and take your better players when you go down but you havn't got any. We have a better keeper, better left bk, better centre back paırıng, better wıngers and a mıdfıeld hardman better than anythıng wet spam have got RODOLPH AUSTIN!! Look hım up on you tube he lıke your hero'ş(bremner, gıles, hunter and yeboah) all rolled ınto one. Thıs ıs a man so hard, when ghosts sıt round the campfıre tellıng storıes they are about hım. He also doubles up as a hıt man to deal wıth rıval fanş who talk sh#t! Don't worry tho he doesn't hurt the fans of tım pot teams:-D

Anonymous said...

Lol mate why not start the bid low that's good business isn't it? No point paying over the odds straight away. Come on you mighty whites let's give this guy a headache in the prem next year with a double over them bubble blowing spamers. MOT

Anonymous said...

Hey - I do think you're in for a long hard season and wouldn't be surprised to see 'big Sam' sacked 1/2 way into the season leaving the hammers fighting a relegation battle and losing. I think your squad is a very handy Championship squad but not a PL squad. Spend wisely 'Big Sam', spend it all 'Big Sam': you need some quality players ready to hit the ground running - surely that long-ball stuff that got you into the play-offs wont be enough in the PL. Why don't you just give us Maynard for free as he's not PL quality is he? He'd be ok for the subs' bench at ER though - maybe - then we could just off-load him back to Bristol.

Anonymous said...

TOSSER.

Anonymous said...

Chortle Chortle - looking at your blog history, it's pretty much all Leeds.

I'd suggest writing about your own club - if you have anyone interested. As I've said before, West Ham will never be as big a club as Leeds; you can't change history mush...how many Europena Finals have you played in..?!?

Anonymous said...

Enjoying the sun HF? No bites yet but give it time. Finally admitted takeover is happening are you? As I have said only time will tell if the new owners will be a good thing. I am a season ticket holder at ER held it for 27 years despite growing up in a town 8 miles from Derby and 9 miles from Nottingham. Last few season I have felt the life being sucked out of my beloved Leeds Utd...away games with a few beers and better atmosphere kept most of us going...but now there is renewed optimism. knocker is buying well and we have a ready made fans favourite in Rodolph. All we want is a chance to challenge and a bit of quality on the pitch to match the quality off it. West Ham reserve or not Maynard will improve a squad that last season was defined by Simon Graysons scattergun approach to loan signings. The sun is shining my old cockney sparrow few days off work and a jolly down at Torquay...for once be happy for us

Anonymous said...

How does this story not relate to west ham exactly?

Leeds Mick said...

You know,this ONE post has more comments from Leeds fans than all your w,ham posts combined. Of course with the takeover in progress we're all over the internet looking for news and comments. So for parasites like you and your "friend" the headmaster,it's like shooting fish in a barrel. You both have nothing to look forward to,w,ham-wise,so all you've got in your life is baiting other clubs fans. You're about to lose Noble and your club is crawling with keepers but no flair players. I bet even your own mother is embarrassed by you. Did you meet your "friend" the headmaster when you were both doing overtime (unpaid)at sullivan and golds dildo factory and is "headmaster supposed to be written as head master,thereby explaining his hobby? At least you can both smile in the face of perversity.

Hammersfan said...

Trouble is Mick, as 2209 points out, this is a West Ham story. Maynard plays for...erm West Ham! When we pick him that is!

the headmaster said...

Good to see 't lad Mick is still obsessed by the fact that HF has some support.
Fact is, he has hundreds. Loads of Hammers check the site every day although not many post. At the moment, HF is entertaining us during the boring close season by drawing the sort of classless insults from a bunch of northern inbreds that we see above.
At least our Mick a) has an identity and b) engages in a bit o' 't banter! eh-oop doock.
HF's friend.

Anonymous said...

Ok Head man. If your not HF 's SPECIAL FRIEND or another of his MULTI PERSONALITYS then how would you know how many hits his blogs get ? Also HF this selective post syndrome is boring put up all the posts to your blogs. Please dont say i only delete posts with Fs Bs and Cs as i have had post not show with or without cussing you. So if this is a game thats going on all season play fair and play nice and lets get on with this Banter if thats what you want...