Sunday 1 July 2012

Zola Pulling In To Watford Junction!


So rumour has it that the mighty triumverate is about to be reunited, with Zola due to link up with Godfather Nani and Grand Puppet Master Duxbury at Watford some time next week. The club which achieved success employing Graham Taylor's route one football is about to embrace Zola's tacky tick 4-3-3 nonsense and God help them!

Watford fans are trying to put a brave face on things, arguing that the terrible threesome can't be held responsible for what happened at West Ham; but that overlooks the fact that Nani guided Brescia to relegation and that Duxbury and Zola have not been able to find a berth in football since their departure from West Ham. Why would that be, exactly?

This could end in tears, especially if Zola is really being awarded a four year contract. Still it will be fun in the meantime. Perhaps Nani can coax Savio out of his latest asylum. Maybe Zola can re-ignite Freddie Sears' career. Who knows, McBenni may make a comeback. Perhaps Tristan can light up, lamp post fashion, the Watford attack. Lopez may roll in like a barrel of lard. What about Jimenez Cricket? Kovac may fancy another stint in England too!

Once Zola has been reunited with the Godfather and the Puppet Master, poor old Watford could be well and truly up the junction!

11 comments:

Bonzo's lance corporal. said...

I'm looking forward to Zola tearing out his new hair in frustration as his latest 'project' hits the buffers.
Poor little Gianfranco. Such a great player, such a piss poor manager.

Anonymous said...

Don't the Pozzo family have a worldwide scouting network though? I'm sure Nani won't be picking many players, just helping with negotiations.

Anonymous said...

The difference with what's going on at Watford is the backing of the Pozzo family who have one of the most extensive scouting systems on the planet, something they didn't have atWest Ham?

fred149 said...

Great scouting network... I don't think so if you look at who they own. Also doesn't matter who you buy because under Zola you will have a defensive midfielder who can't pass forward and cant tackle, two 33 year old strikers who cant hit a barn door even if it was 20 ft tall, right footers at left back and left mid who have no left foot and vice versa for right back and right mid, a keeper who is worse then green with catching. oh and he will start dismantling your current squad and buy all these players we talk about above

Anonymous said...

Didn't you finish 9th in the prem under Zola! Think you had a bad board and chairman -pozzos got udinese to 2nd successive champions league last year and Granada fro m Spanish 3rd div to retaining their place in la liga - sounds good to me and better than hammers recent record???

Vic Road said...

Sorry fred ... but you haven't done your homework .... Pozzo's don't buy expensive players, they develop them then sell them on .... £65m in the last two seasons for players that cost them an apple and an egg.

Icelandic owners, Italian owners ... Hmmm, well they both start with I.

Good luck with your survival quest this season, I'd love it if we next meet in the Premiership.

Anonymous said...

Not saying Watford will sign players of this calibre but the Pozzo's scouts found Gabriel Torje, Gokhan Inler and Alexis Sanchez.....

USA Dave said...

If it happens, I see a whole lot of Watford pieces in your future HF.

fred149 said...

It doesnt matter these are the players duxbury, zola and nani wanted. HF will explain the story of how zola destroyed our squad and as for grenadas story that doesnt seem that hard when all the spanish leagues are crap apart from the top 4 of the top league

Anonymous said...

I'm pretty sure Spanish championship level teams would pass a lot of Premiership teams, and definitely West Ham, off the park. Hoof away though boys, we'll see you in passing at the end of the season as you drop down and we go up.

fred149 said...

haha dream on mate get your facts right about our style of play and dont judge on reps