Thursday, 12 July 2012

West Ham Want Carroll, Tevez & Modric

David Gold has confirmed that West Ham would be interested in signing Andy Carroll, Carlos Tevez and Luca Modric should they become available on loan, with West Ham only having to meet a percentage of the salaries.

The prospect of seeing these three greats of the modern game in Claret & Blue is obviously very exciting, and on the basis that anything is possible, David Gold and David Sullivan anticipate an immediate boost to season ticket sales.

A club source revealed: "Although we are interested in these three great players there will be no increase in season ticket prices. However, with the possibility that these players may join West Ham, demand for season tickets is sure to increase. Anybody hoping to see West Ham compete for the Premier League title with these world class players in the team should therefore apply for season tickets before it is too late."

"Remember, we already have Jussi, Henderson, Diame and George McCartney - top, top players, so season tickets represent excellent value already, and that is before you take into account the quality of players in the opposition teams! So even if Tevez and Carroll don't join us, there's every chance that season ticket holders could see them playing at the Boleyn anyway!"

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Very good HF, but we all know there is no chance of Tevez coming back!! JMan43

Anonymous said...

Why not go for Torres, Iniesta and RVP as well?

Anonymous said...

Wow a wet Spam article, what on earth is it doing on this Leeds United site????

Anonymous said...

"Very good HF, but we all know there is no chance of Tevez coming back!! "

Since when has the obvious fact ever been a factor on this site, all HF wants is to attract attention by whatever means he can. Fact, truth or hearsay or just untrue, wet spammer will still post it......

DublinIronsFan said...

Hi HF, have to google you these days, what is the story with Newsnow - no links? I hope you are well. I cannot believe the comments here, are people now completely devoid of the skillful art of irony? I too picked up on the Barons game as soon as I heard the Carroll rumour - the media, particularly Talk Sport, fell for it hook, line and sinker, they obviously are not aware of our Clubs season ticket deadlines. This is becoming a regular occurance every July since G&S landed. You might recall we warned about this by Brummie fans at the time.

Anonymous said...

If I knew how I would for sure send this to golds twitter

US HF

Anonymous said...

You thick twat!

Deane said...

I'm very worried about the state of British education
I mean very worried

Anonymous said...

Far be it for me to try and guess what is in HF's mind, but I think he IS actually making an ironic comment about 'marquee' signings here.

[by the way, there won't be any such signings from the Sex-Aid magnates]

Still, never mind.

Anonymous said...

We have also been linked with Pele, Maradona and George Best... :-)

Anonymous said...

McCartney good? Stop playing with your knob for 2x45minutes every fortnight and try looking at the vast area of green in front of you. McCartney's the biggest pile of shite since that Dick Dick's.