How can this be? All along an ignorant West Ham fan, who knows nothing about Leeds, has been warning that the take over might be a smoke screen. All summer I have asked why Warnock has been shopping in junk shops when billionaire owners were set to take control of the club. When Captain Snakeinthegrass was sold, I questioned why he considered Norwich a better option than soon to be mega rich Leeds, and argued that he could have been let in on the details of the take over, if it was really happening, after signing a confidentiality agreement. Yesterday, I posted that the deal had reached an impasse. And what happened today?
So, are all the flat cap whippet owners now going to offer to lick my balls in penance for all the abuse directed at me? Are you all going to form a queue, like you do at the dole office, to apologise? Are you going to touch your forlocks, bow your heads and say, "Beggin' your pardon sir!"? That's what decent people would do. But then...
But cheer up guys, Master Bates is still open to offers from others. He's not closed the door on a take over yet. Well that would be daft wouldn't it, with more season tickets still to sell!
Ever heard the saying "Mugged Off"? And meanwhile, the Kuwaiti who rejected Leeds has bought out Nottingham Forest. Bigger club you see, because they have won two European Cups. Unlike Leeds!
But chins up guys. There's still hope. Bates is open to offers. And he has the best interests of Leeds at heart in the meantime. No, really he does. Honest.
I bet Warnock wishes he was in O'Driscoll's shoes now!
96 comments:
Hope you hide your IP well
Yeah sure l'll lick your balls after l've cut them off with a small blunt razor blade- now fek off and support your own soon to be relegated provincial cockney club.
Never heard of a west ham buyout !
Granted, its failed, AGAIN but so what, the dream stops there but who cares ? I sure dont, expect the worst if owt comes then bonus but what av we lost ?
Nothing.
Bar snodds really but then again everyone thought there weren't life after beckford.
So you suck my balls
You were right all along. Me whippet's in bits. After I've eaten me flat cap I'm off down t'pub for a pint of beef dripping a packet of nutty slag
haha - been waiting for since since i read about the collapse. Time to read the even more irrate northerners chime in.
I have just speed (as suggested) read your blog. Here's what I've read.
"Little bitch, little gloat, little bit of self congratulation, oooopps so excited I've just let a little bit of wee out, little go at irony, ooops little bit more pee out, little swear, little curse".
So, what took you so long Hammersfanny?
I suspect that in your job as librarian, mail room boy, warehouse boy(delete as appropriate) you have never been exposed to the nuances of big boy negotiations and as such this is all a little bit out of your comfort zone.
Meanwhile at West Ham........................................
Knob head .....
Its not over u fcuking numbskull hahahahahahahahah wot a twat u look .
Forest fan here, absolutely superb article hammer, very good...I enjoyed reading that...takeover collapse best news I've heard in flipping ages yessss my son..keep the superb to the point articles on Leeds downfall coming...
I don't know any Leeds fans who are remotely surprised by this announcement. If you thought they would be then you need to be a little less selective in your sources.
Most Leeds fans on here have no issues with what you write. It's the way that you write it.
Get over yourself.
leeds may have lost investment but so what things can only get better for us.
1. your a mutant
2. what goes up and must come down? ans your club.
3. by the way your a C**t.
hope you enjoy your season in the prem dont get used to it.
4. dont think i mentioned it your a F**kwit.
jerk
Shit site but great comments. PS. F**k off and support you own team knob cheese
RE: Anonymous 19:35
"haha - been waiting for since since i read about the collapse. Time to read the even more irrate northerners chime in."
Try reading back what you post if you don't wanna be the fool who laughed first.
boring and peedictable.....the takeover and you
So Forest are bigger than Leeds because they won 2 EC's. You do know WH have won sod all? So you seem to have been wrong when you said WH were bigger than Leeds. By your own logic.
@Hammersfan.
I asked you (anonymous at the time) to come out and explicitly claim that this takeover was a sham. You never did. Sure you have have written a whole load about it but you never once claimed it was not going to happen. Your gloating is very hollow indeed.
Day at the beach 1942. A strange mist came in over the sea actually and an announcement was made for everybody to get out of the water. It was as if the sea was on fire. My thoughts turned initially to Deep Purple but it seems it had simply wafted down from Leeds, and with the smokescreen cleared, Master Bates was revealed self relieving on his penthouse toilet, images of Leeds fans being shafted up the rear pinned all over his toilet door!
You are mistakenly thinking that Leeds fans give a shit about what a shotingham fan thinks....
Mega not maga you prick. Seem to remeber you having a go at the Leeds education system so maybe you should learn to spell before you point any fingers. And who really cares about this. Leeds have made some good signings to challenge in the championship. It will be a shame if another English club falls into the hands of overseas ownership. MOT
Prat!!! Cos ur takeover looks great lol!! Great manager??? Great muti million pound signings???
Yes there is always hope for Leeds United. Sadly the same cannot be said for you as you are always destined to be a twat.
And as for the Notts Forest fan... who the hell do you think you are you inbred Nottingham scab? Just because you've got a bit of cash you should still bow down to your betters and believe it Leeds fans will always be better that Notts Forest scabs, boy.
Your going to be responsible for a massive riot next time our 2 teams meet the truth is your going to have to make sure a Leeds fan doesn't find you I wouldn't like to be you when they do it may be a. bit of fun for you now but reap the wirlwind when they do your a gimp who didn't know when to keep his mouth shut Keep looking over your shoulder !!! Good luck gimp boy
You don't get irony do you 2003. Size isn't about history as I have said. Size is about the hear and now and the future. West Ham are in the Prem and buying current internationals, whilst Leeds have populated the squad with players who struggled in the Championship last season!
The reference to ball stuff; is that what is known as a Freudian Slip? Or, perhaps your your pet dog has been given the night off from his chores?
yeh nice one hammersfan,u thought what thousands of us leeds fans thought,youre a genius!
Cheers 2007, I have corrected.
You are correct. I bow to you and your great club. I hope you have your 10 minutes of fame next season. We as Leeds supports are obviously jealous of your status in the game. I for one wish we had such honourable owners as wank mag, top shelf proprietors. The reason why we hate Ken Bates is because he is a southern nonce. Let's hope he does a Bobby Moore soon.
You don't get irony do you 2003. Size isn't about history as I have said. Size is about the 'hear' and now and the future
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Your a retard son (what have you wrote)
You are a one hammersfanny, well i just laughed at you article, Well being a mighty white you have to have a sense of humour these days. So what, we know our future but do you know youre's, heres a clue, after this season you'll be back in the championship. I have a great idea, West ham should give away porn mags for all the away fans at home games, that should fill your stadium, just think how many other wankers you'll attract to go with all the ones you already have. have a nice day.
I wrote at 20:03 if that is what you are replying to. You can measure size (is a club big) how ever you want. If that excludes past achievements then lucky you. I couldn't give a monkeys. What has that got to do with my comment?
I will ask again. More explicitly.
Show me the post you made that claims this Leeds United takeover would not be completed.
No worries
I hope your looking!
and why did it take you so long to write this?the news broke hours ago.one of your boring,repetitive blogs might have had some impact had the news not sunk in for about 4-5 hours beforehand.
yawn
No hasty re-edits now.
Hammersfanny 2010, thank you. I didn't fully understand the concept of irony as I was too northern. However, the rest of your post at 2010 suddenly made it all clear. West Ham; a big here and now team full of internationals. How ironic, here was little me thinking that West Ham were a bit poor and bound to struggle next season. I wish I was clever and Southern like you! I wish I read about Hamlet and watched television and had tea breaks. Now you tell us you go to the beach too. Oh, the decadence, did you take your Hamlet book with you to read so that everyone could see how clever you are or did you stop people randomly to tell them?
Ha ha, I can only laugh, otherwise I'd cry. You did predict this. I predict very turbulent times ahead at elland road this coming season. Bates is killing us. If the team do well he'll cash in on the diamonds at the end of the season anyway.
1 day , 1 of us will get hold of you. And when that day comes ud best hope a coppers nearby. Otherwise i dont think said person will stop bouncing on your head until a takeover is completed.....
Also the first comment did make me smile!
@HF
It's 20:33 Please respond as you did at 20:10 & 20:14
It's 20:40. I'll check back after I taken the whippets for a run.
if you knew anything about West Ham you'd know you didnt have a leg to stand on by mocking us because forrest have won 2 european cups and we haven't. WHam haven't won it twice either and they have never even won the league, brilliant that you say about Europe yet your team has never even been the best in England haha.
im onto you boy,we run in the same circles dickhead,your actual name will be all over the leeds forums soon.........
why have you touched on the gay side of things in respect to wanting your balls licked;that is assuming you have any.just curious.heahtcliffe
That's why u got biggest anti fan base in the country, everyone hates Leeds, get with the programme!!, so hope Leeds rots in hell, has for the riot bit yeah gotta hand it to yers, that was pretty funni
DLF, it may yet happen! Don't give up all hope! Somebody just has to come up with the necessary dosh!
How could I say it would NEVER happen? My argument has always been that it was not cut and dried and contended that there is many a slip between hand and mouth. I have also warned that the transfer deals have suggested something fishy.
Read back through the Leeds threads and look at what Leeds fans have said in response to my posts. Not much doubt being expressed was there? I could trawl back through but what's the point? You know I have been pouring ice cold water on the red hot expectations of Leeds fans all along.
I know the tone of this thread is triumphant but actually I am disappointed the whole thing has collapsed - disappointed but not surprised. It would have been more fun, longer term, to watch Warnock impaled on the spikes of another take over - as he was at QPR. I like the guy but he is a figure of hate at West Ham because of the Tevez affair and as much as I enjoy his passion and find him amusing, the £25m compo Duxbury unnecessarily agreed with Shafting United still hurts. Without that, we wouldn't have dropped a division!
Seriously, is this it?
It's taken you all summer to write this article, yet it basically comes down to, "Told you so," and "Lick my balls".
I hope you make a bit more of an effort when you start back at school in September.
filters the comments in his favour-constantly writes posts that are intended to piss leeds fans off no 2 ways about it-and then backs down and is impartial as soon as someone calls him on it,what a fuckin coward hammersfan is.i hope you get cancer
Our takeovers looking great, al hasawi had a choice, Leeds or forest...after extensive research they choosen forest...need I say more....it's a no brainier I'm afraid, nothing much else in Leeds, oh yeah the Yorkshire moors, great for sight seeing....remember forest 7 Leeds 3 at your ground if you ever feeling down...priceless..
I have read a few of your blogs and you seem to have bipolar - sometimes you write amusing things, something you write apt things, sometimes you gloat and sometimes you're just a total bender. I ran an article a while back which divulged that Forest & Leeds are similar in stature as Forest have a better Champions Cup record but Leeds have a better fairs cup and domestic record, I would disagree with your comments about being bigger than Leeds but at the end of the day who actually cares? I don't actually understand you as an individual, West Ham are a relatively big club in English football but are minnows in the premier league, whenever Leeds were in the Prem (granted its been a while) we we always one of the bigger clubs...of course there are bigger clubs than Leeds, some far far bigger but (and i'm sure you're bored of hearing it) it speaks volumes that you have a blog dedicated to Leeds, similarly that a Forest fan feels inclined to jump in. Hand on heart, I have never, ever jumped on any other teams newsnow or forum or cared about what they are doing but I think you actually know more about us than you do about your own team....this actually does make you a Leeds fanatic, maybe in hatred, maybe in begrudging respect but a fanatic nontheless as you just cant resist yourself.
Has for the riots!!!! Don't you mean as for the riots ? & funni Isn't a word funny is .
Problem is for Leeds is there's no Porn Kings around anymore looking to buy clubs. I think they're extinct nowadays what with MUTV ( redtube) & all that.
another leeds medal today pal,why dont u blog about that
I wondered when you would start shooting your load into your back to front Anne Summers crotchless panties over this take over not happening, but still the fact remains. West Ham are shit and unlikely to stay up, and Florist? Last time I happened to stumble across anything regarding them was that they got Doncaster's sacked manager and a player from there on a free whilst I was looking at the latest transfer news one day.
He bought forest cos he couldn't afford Leeds. dummass. 12m more to buy the mighty whites. sort of brings to question just what he might have left now hey?
remember leeds 4-1 forest at your ground,whats this got to do with anything,fuck off! boring
Hi 2104, great to see you looking in, really pleased to hear your views. Me, bi polar? Fcuk off you flat capped whippet owning cnut! Have a great night mate, all the very best! ; }
Guys, I can't publish your comments if the F and C words are used!
hilarious..............
'after extensive research they choosen forest.'
oh dear.........
Are you on drugs?
whata genius westham fan.Will you please join the london branches of leeds supporters club.
As your new owner is not English, one of your charming citizens will probably shoot him dead in the street. Thats what happens in your lovely city isn't it?
Anybody help me find an image of the West Ham side that were league champions ?
I have the three Leeds ones .
al hasawi had a choice, Leeds or forest
Its like saying you can choose between fillet steak or Tesco economy beefburgers and I guess he likes beefburgers
Let's find this prick and do him in
That is incitement 2217. Careful, people have been sent down for that!
Fact: for weeks HF has been winding up Leeds fans, for reasons best known to himself.
Fact: this makes him unique in terms of West Ham Bloggers
Fact: for that reason he attracts a huge number of unique hits
Fact: the general level of response by Leeds fans on this site has been poor. It has been abusive and insulting and rarely actually tackled the arguments head on.
Fact: HFs insinuations have come to fruition, In other words, he was right!
Night.
Hammersfanny: Lover of Hamlet, legend in your own bath water, lover of culture and television and beaches and tea breaks. When it comes to Leeds, methinks one doth protest too much! Or maybe something is just rotten with in Denmark! Must be time for Rover to administer some TLC to those saggy old balls of yours! Go on, give yourself a little treat, a little you and Rover time. Why not let Rover loose whilst speed reading Hamlet, watching telly, editing your blog and eating a plate of jellied eels - make sure it's on your legitimate tea break mind!
have your laughs, and carry on with your childish comments, make the most of it because theres no doubt that sooner or later the sleeping giant that is leeds united will wake up. wether its this season or not remains to be seen. when that tosser bates is gone the club will move forward. then the jokes will be on you.
mate you are walking a very fine line judging by these comments. we will get over it and still pass you on the way up next season.
How is / was Turkey Headmaster?
21:04 knew how to make hammersfan bite, the truth hurts doesn't it? Yeah yeah everyone hates Leeds but everyone seems interested in Leeds which I guess makes them a big club. Whatever happens with this takeover we all know one fact. Leeds have the best fans in the world which is why it's such a great club & why people show so much interest.
Before anyone licks your balls you should really remove them from your mothers chin.
21:04 knew how to make hammersfan bite, the truth hurts doesn't it? Yeah yeah everyone hates Leeds but everyone seems interested in Leeds which I guess makes them a big club. Whatever happens with this takeover we all know one fact. Leeds have the best fans in the world which is why it's such a great club & why people show so much interest.
It's YOU'RE as in you are, not your
Just read through the previous comments and I have to say I've never seen such a shameful climbdown by such a cocksucking scrote in all my life . Bell end , if ya gonna wear that badge stick out ya chest - dont hide it under ya coat wen the boys come knocking . Wot a pussyhole ,wen ya look in the mirror does it make ya wanna puke softlad ?? LEEDS LEEDS LEEDS
It's YOU'RE, you tit
You,ll properbly end up shooting yourself if you lose at home to that cricket score again...hahahahahaha....hope bates liquidates the lot of yers..now that would be hilarious...I,d laugh myself asleep.....roflmfao
Hes doing it to wind u up if u don't like it don read it
Your a biggot who incites everyday so lets not go there!
Whats up beaster you want sloppy 2nds on HMs bird do ya?
Hope he dont
No Comments about this Blog but having now had 24 hours to digest the situation, my feelings are that it was highly irresponsible of LUST to announce that the takeover had collapsed.
Have not seen anything to substantiate this. It has caused a lot of emotions amongst Leeds Fans worldwide. For me LUST have their own agenda going on and in my eyes they have lost all credibility. We have all sat on our hands waiting for an announcement one way or another. Why LUST now proclaims this is anyones guess. Even Bates has maintained silence and we all know how hard that must be. LUST, you should be ashamed of youself.
Fact-Headmaster has disappeared so far up Hammersfan's backside that its only his bootlaces preventing total departure.
What a nice person you are! Just because one west ham fan writes about your club it doesn't mean we all share his views. Bobby Moore comment- your scum and maybe what this goes to prove what the editor writes about Leeds fans is true.
Who the hell approved this dog shits article re Bobby Moore - shame on you too!
Two things here to comment on. 1. Have you considered the concept o finding the right buyer? Yes, Forrest have a buyer but what of they turn out to be as good as the Portsmouth or Leicester buyers - cos I'm sure they have been a great success for their teams!! 2. Have you honestly not got a job or anything else better to do? You're such a sad act posting about another club when your own club is such a bunch of selfless, couldn't care less about West Ham mercenaries! I really hope you're comfortable with the concept of spending ten times more money than any other team, getting promoted and no team givin you any credit at all. Boo hoo well done!!
Don't forget to squeeze in a spot of wife beating. It'll be a shame to let her miss out on all the fun.
Guys, some of you seem to have misunderstood. By balls, I meant the spheres used during a football game. They are dirty from last season and could do with being cleaned up for the new season. Perhaps it's wishful thinking on your part!
What a dumb blog this is. I can't believe the tedious obviousness of it all. The fact is that the takeover is still on and we still have a very real chance of having new owners relatively soon. The equally obvious comments regarding ridiculous anachronistic northern stereotypes betray the fact that the good people of the south have brains approximately equal to the size of an ameoba's bell-end. That is all.
You can kiss my arse too dick for brains
Bring the loss of 2 lives into it now are we ?
What a loser, a millwall favourite.
Well done clever boy aren't you ?
Thats all you can do, chelp in your little armchair at us leeds fans but can your hands back up your mouth on the streets where we leeds fans like to settle our disputes ?
Thought as much !
I would like to meet you at some point in your sad little life to rip off your head, shit down your neck and send a liitle piece of you to every member of your family, signed Leeds United at the end
I wilk cut straight to the point, I'm well educated, born in Leeds and supported Leeds all my life. I don't gloat our history 24/7 but those who say you are only known for what you have done here and now is what matters and the rest is history need to think again. Does that mean sports hero's like Ali, Tyson, Lewis(Carl or Lennox), Schumacher, Mansell etc(I could go on) do not possess legendary status because it was such a long time ago therefore they should be forgotten???....no. The fact is we have had major success in Europe, the title and even had a film made about us. I hate Man Utd with a passion but people are jelous because of their success, i hold my hand up and will admit that. But we have every right to say we are a big club with a big status even wherr we are in the league. Granted we are nowhere near what we were but the fact so many people hate us and give us so much attention suggests were not dead and buried.Every team has fans who big their clubs up to more than what they are and we have them too but so do others. The guy who writes this blog speaks some truth but has been waiting weeks for this to happen and itches just to get attention and piss others off. Why?? Can you not just enjoy the game rather than spending time rubbing salt in the wounds of others when they have a bit of bad news. I think you need to do a bit of growing up because i thrive on people slagging us off, if we didnt have the likes of this site and others slagging us off then i would be thinking we are no longer a mighty club. But there is and always will be.....if people give you their time and effort to say your name you are doing or did something right once upon a time just as we did. Keep up the good work.
How about i help put yourself to sleep PERMANENTLY toilet ?
Cos that's all u r, a toilet, full of shit
Funny as anything this.....my first thought when this non news event broke was that you would be claiming you knew this all along. Lets get it straight we are being taken over. Bates brinkmanship is his last act and a tactic employed by many sellers whether that is a car, fishing rod (very apt for you HF) or a football club. One thing that is annoying that Leeds fans are turning on each other. Off up to Elland Rd tomorrow for a few beers and no doubt heated debate with fellow leeds fans on all things Bates. Take care HF
Are you sure you're well educated?
I guess it's all relative. Compared to most of your fellow supporters, I concede, you clearly are a northern Steven Hawkins.
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