Thursday, 16 August 2012

West Ham's Jonah to Join Leeds!

That's it then, Warnock is buiding a relegation eleven! Four players from Portsmouth, one from Doncaster, and now, if the rumours are true, he is intent on signing the biggest Jonah since the Leviathan suffered an upset tummy!

Yes, Freddie Piquionne could be on his way to Leeds United! This is the man who has suffered three relegations in three seasons, with Portsmouth, with West Ham, and on loan to Doncaster Rovers.

This is surely too good to be true! Mind you, Allardyce no soooner offloads one Jonah than he targets another. Ben Haim could be on his way back and his record is the same as Piquionne's - three relegations on the trot - with Portsmouth, West Ham on loan and Portsmouth again. Brilliant!

31 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ha.Ha.Ha
Busting a rib here.Worried me to start with then you finished with your clubs hopes and dreams.
The world is now back in order

Anonymous said...

The main difference being that he'll finally get to play for a genuinely big club.

Anonymous said...

You really are retarded aren't you, Portsmouth didn't get relegated because they were shit, they got relegated because of the points deduction and they had 1 of the better defences in the league so your point is lost on me but then most of what you say is utter shit anyway so I shouldn't be surprised.

Anonymous said...

It's a load of shit mate, his agent has done exactly what he did in jan

Anonymous said...

I bet you couldn't contain yourself when another opportunity to write about your beloved Leeds United presented itself to you!

Anonymous said...

What makes you laugh is Leeds have agreed a fee?We should pay them!

Anonymous said...

More fictional bollocks. Quelle surprise.

Anonymous said...

But is he any good though? Would appreciate an unbiased opinion for a change.
Forever White

Anonymous said...

I have a degree of confidence in every player Warnock has signed thus far but I have little faith in this one.... has anybody ever said a good word about Freddie Picquionne?

Ray said...

I agree with u lu going down ray

Emlyn said...

He is not coming!

Anonymous said...

"There is absolutely no point to these posts,they are read by few,written by a moron and serve only to provide entertainment for supporters of other clubs. Butt clenchingly bad. You are making yourself look an even bigger fool hf."
taken from an earlier post.
spot on, i'd say.

Anonymous said...

fcuk off you bell end. you will be down by christmas. tosser.

Stani said...

Hahaaa. And you rated both HF! Don't say I never told you *smug* ^_^

Hammersfan said...

I said they represented "value" to be fair Stani. But even then I was wrong! Mind you, the Piquionne winner against Spurs, from a Noble corner, will long be remembered fondly!

Anonymous said...

"This is the man who has suffered three relegations in three seasons, with Portsmouth, with West Ham, and on loan to Doncaster Rovers".
maybe just unfortunate to play for 3 shite sides. one man does not make a team, nor does he break them.
your lot are coming down with or without him.

Stani said...

...nope, don't remember it :D

Anton said...

'The Daily Leeds'

fendamien said...

I don't actually read this blog. I get here via newsnow.co.uk and scroll straight down to the comments. It's brilliant!! I think the writer spends most of his weekend in rubber while a great big fat bird, in a LUFC jersey, stands on his testes. The guy really must have some major issues. Do you think the WHU fans will have a whip round and help save what is left of his miniscule brain?

Anonymous said...

yaaaawwwwwwnnnn! do me a favour and go stick a finger up your ass, FAG.

Anonymous said...

I've missed HF Bloggs I love reading bollox whilst taking a shit ; ) Hurry and post more I feel another brewing

Anonymous said...

Big Sam has said moving to the Olympic Stadium will make West Ham 'giants' like Scum & the Gooners! The c**ts as deluded as you

Stani said...

Guardian: "West Ham's campaign begins with a visit from Aston Villa on Saturday and Allardyce has confirmed that none of the players he has signed from abroad will start against Paul Lambert's side." ??? Hmmm Let's start with a defeat at home then lads

Anonymous said...

I find it funny reading this trash daily, I live near Derby and they have fans far more disillusioned than you little hammy's. Both West Ham and Derby will be relegated this season from where they start. It's possible you could take Derby's record of lack of points in a season.
You should stop judging every player that clubs buy, remember your club were full of premier players last season, but were let's say, not very good. It may be important now to look at your back up players because after you team starts off with huge defeats every week, your first eleven will quickly lose interest, then of course the reserves will be in there, anyway good luck to you and your greatly supported club, all 3,500 of you

Anonymous said...

Freddie who?

Anonymous said...

Does that not prove that he is even more of a Jonah then?

Anonymous said...

Shit teams attract shit players. Something you should know all too well.

Anonymous said...

I think it's safe to say Neil Warnock never visits this site. Either that or maybe he does genuinely hate us. I bet you're loving this ammunition eh, HF?

Anonymous said...

Bloody hell HF, reckon you've got some competition here son. This site called 'West Ham till I Die' put some post on slating Leeds and Warnock etc. 17 comments so far and all of them from Hammers. I take back what I said about your club, not so little after all. A little worrying none of them are over here though chief.

Anonymous said...

First game back in prem and on the Mornin of the game, villas allocation is sold out and the home support ???? Thousands still available, n that other super supported club that's bigger than Leeds, Newcastle, away support sold out, home support thousands left , don't think u could get a ticket at ER all season if we were back, best in the land MOT

Anonymous said...

Looks like you are WRONG - YET AGAIN.....

If you are going to support Leeds, at least get your f*****g facts right.....