Wednesday, 22 August 2012

Warnock Parks the Leeds Bus at Blackpool, then Turns on Varney!

Oh dear, it didn't take long did it? Second game up and Warnock is beginning to see why Portsmouth were relegated last season -  or finished fifth from bottom without the points deduction!

Blackpool, by all accounts, including Warnock's, played Leeds off the park for all of the second half, and the flat capped Premiership pretenders couldn't keep hold of the ball, nor put a cap in the fizzing Tangerine Tango of effervescent Blackpool.

Warnock, typically moaned and blamed his players, but you know how the team talks went at half time. NW would have been banging on about holding on to what they had, playing for a 1-0 victory and closing down space; Ollie would have been encouraging his players to get into the faces of their opponents and telling them Leeds were there for the taking.

Allow Blackpool the initiative and they will cause you trouble. West Ham beat them three times last season, including with 10 men and an outfield player in goal at the Kiss Me Quick Stadium, but we looked vulnerable when we played cautiously at Wembley. The way to beat them is to attack, because defensively they are poor; sit back and, as much better teams than Leeds discovered two seasons ago, Blackpool will hurt you.

So who was to blame for this defeat? Not Reg Varney but the conductor who rang the bell to stop and park the bus at half time. If Warnock wants to point the finger, he should look in the mirror first!

And if you want to win promotion from the Championship, you need to pick up points at places like Blackpool! Kiss Me Quick? More a tangerine horror show as fake tanned Emperor Warnock is exposed naked in his new Leeds clothes!

45 comments:

Anonymous said...

Cock.

Anonymous said...

Remember Brittas from the Brittas Empire? Read this rubbish and imagine it's Brittas. When he's finished his little rant he sits back in his chair and offers a little self satisfied smerk. The only person who thinks he is clever is himself. This guy wears a shirt and tie for work and has a name badge, short sleeves and sweaty patches. He is a legend in his own bath water - ignore him - real people in the real world do every day!

Anonymous said...

You truly are mr t osser

Anonymous said...

I hate to say this, but you're stop on. NW to blame for the loss. We should have hit them with attacks till the cows come home. Tactics show we were tooled up to attack , but it confused the team with his team talk. It's gonna be another mid table finish I am afraid.

Anonymous said...

Tit,you make me laugh you beat a piss poor villa side and suddenly your a top prem side,you will be down by christmas

Anonymous said...

Didn't know "Parks" and "Turns" were nouns?

Anonymous said...

cancer kills.....

Anonymous said...

snore! yet more drivel from you. you seem to be getting more and more pathetic. grow up!!

cue childish rebuttle about spelling etc!

Anonymous said...

Seriously, please stop now. As a football club we're going through enough at the moment. We don't need telling we're a farce or that we're sh*t. Just leave it, you sad, sad individual.

Anonymous said...

you tart

Anonymous said...

You do waffle on

Anonymous said...

All too predictable from HF, come on, try and entertain us with something more imaginative. Getting a little stale now.

Anonymous said...

Hi West Ham fan here. If this is a West Ham blogg why do you continue to keep talking about Leeds? Who cares what Leeds do except for Leeds fan.

Anonymous said...

bus, blackpool, reg varney....you are just so hilarious

another quiet week for west ham blogs/interest?

Anonymous said...

I see, the West ham faggot was at the game too, West ham fan i wonder, I looked but didn't see it, your report on the saturday match, perhaps you were pissed in the pub celebrating with your fellow Leeds fans.

Anonymous said...

We are 4 quality players away from a complete side. We also have 10 new players, I think 7 of which started only their 2nd League game together along with a 18yr old rookie last night. We did well to be leading until 70 mins or so. I think they need time, but more importantly, we need some quality players to mingle with the grafters. This supposed takeover needs to happen asap. The only hold up is Bates. MOT

Anonymous said...

It is not etic the way Warnoc disrespect his players blaming them for every loss instead taking some responsability.Looks like a cartoon's coach.Sad to see Leeds destroyed.

Anonymous said...

I couldn't agree with you more! Boring Boring Leeds! So negative!

Anonymous said...

twat

Anonymous said...

twat

Mightywhitesfan said...

What a guy !!
Full marks to this kid right here !!
HF brings shame on your club & supporters, he makes us Leeds fans want to hate West Ham, i've nothing against West Ham personally their just another club with the same ambitions as us, infact they won me £750 last season by being promoted, but this guy HF is a true BELLEND !
Even your own supporters are starting to see what you are Hammersfanny !
Tit

Mightywhitesfan said...

Yes we were battered into submission, yes their favourite for promotion, BUT, Hammers Fanny ! 2 games don't make a full season do they ?
So you won by the skin of your teeth at villa, AND ??
1 game doesn't make a season, DOES IT ?
What will you say IF we do go up ?
Nothing would be the obvious answer, grow up, enjoy your season in the top flight little boy because you're only there for the big boys to bully you and take the points for the chance to play in the bigger boy games !
Victim

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Anonymous said...

Think you'll find that holloway actually said in his press statement that was the best he'd seen blackpool play in a long long time so I'd worry about how shit your side was on Saturday instead of the mighty whites coz your season going to be alot longer than ours !

Anonymous said...

I for one would wish that all the Leeds fans reading this would stop giving this penis the satisfaction of knowing how much he gets on our tits. Surely like the childish, pathetic little man that he is would soon get tired of writing pointless blogs if we as a true fan base would stop biting.

Anonymous said...

I would love to meet this bloke. He dunt half talk sum bollocks

Anonymous said...

Portsmoth only got relegated because they started on minus 15 js, mot

Hammersfan said...

IF Leeds go up I will acknowledge a fantastic achievement. Dear God, Warnock should try walking on water if he can get you promoted with this squad!

Mightywhite, two games don't make a season and nor does one. You beat a Wolves team 1-0 first game up, a Wolves team that shipped 82 goals last season! Not too prmising when you look at it like that! Then you lose 2-1 at Blackpool. We won 4-1 at Blackpool with 10 men and an outfield player in goal. And we only finished third!

Anonymous said...

But u failed to beat a sh** leeds team.......twice !

Anonymous said...

Question Hammersfan?
Why are you relishing our defeats so much?
Anti Warnock? Anti leeds? A Maschoistic streak knowing the responses you will get?

Let's see some balance.Two lines in the last blog when we beat Wolves and all this when we lose.
You're obviously obsessed by Leeds so play fair and give our wins as much comment as our losses

Anonymous said...

To respond to West Ham fan on behalf of Hammersfan ( because he will not respond to your good question). Hammersfan will continue to write about Leeds because he has an almost pathological hatred for Neil Warnock and this will continuee to dominate his life. Sad but true.

Anonymous said...

Haven't you got any more cricket matches to watch?

Anonymous said...

"Hi West Ham fan here. If this is a West Ham blogg why do you continue to keep talking about Leeds? Who cares what Leeds do except for Leeds fan."

This guy is more interested in watching cricket at Lords than watching your first game of the season, what do you expect?

Mind you, to be hoinest even Leeds United are more intersting than Wet Spam Dis-united....

Anonymous said...

"I would love to meet this bloke. He dunt half talk sum bollocks"

He's not allowed out on his own, mate. Maybe his mum will bring him out again when school starts again though.....

Anonymous said...

"I see, the West ham faggot was at the game too, West ham fan i wonder, I looked but didn't see it, your report on the saturday match, perhaps you were pissed in the pub celebrating with your fellow Leeds fans."

The only matches this guy is interested in are cricket matches......

...couldn't even be biothered to go to your teams first game this season as he was obviously more interested in watching England getting stuffed at Lords....

I mean, what would you rather see, Wet Spam winning at football, or England losing at cricket?

Says it all really......

Anonymous said...

You are so immature! Grow some co ck and ba lls and give that strap on back to mother.

Anonymous said...

Reading your last comment HF, how tenuous can you be whilst still maintaining even a crumb of credibility. Leeds beat ManU in 2010 at old Trafford with a third tier side therefore, obviously, with a second tier side we are about to win the Champions League! More tenuous, less tenuous -you decide? More bull in a sea of bull!

Anonymous said...

Come on warnock this cock as a problem goin back years it seems
Warnock appears to wind him up
So come on warnock

Anonymous said...

Different teams different season different game. u know nothing about football hey?
Leeds beat man u at old trfford . wen u lose there does that make us better than you?

John said...

You are quite right 13.26 and there is a very good chance it will kill you just the same way as it is killing me.

Anonymous said...

Good God HF, am i going to get this every time we lose this season!

To be honest though I dont think theres any great shame in taking 3 points from those 2 games. Irrespective of how Warnock approached the game Blackpool still needed to come from behind with 2 late goals. I fully expect both Blackpool and Wolves to be in the mix come May. I know you dont really mean what you say its just a shame noone else does!

Anonymous said...

Oh dear! oh dear! hf 10million for a relagated player, he really must be top notch if he was not good enough to keep his team up? destroyed leeds first game? ha ha ha over 100 million in debt and you are spending that on relegated players!!!! relagation for you equals liquadation!!!

Anonymous said...

Either get a job or die. Cunt.

Anonymous said...

Any comment forthcoming on the Hammers paying £10M on a player who couldn't get past an 18yr old debutant just last Saturday. The games gone crazy no?

Anonymous said...

Spot on pal , I was there, the 18 year old made mr 10 million look pretty ordinary...

..he might play better when he gets to west ham, he will be more comfy in pink knickers and a tutu